Harry Pott pott chap chap 24: Tha majick club
'Harry' ron said.
'what ron what." harry said.
"lets fucking go do that magic club shit you feel mee potna?" ronny said.
"i feel you but nott in a gay way bro no homo bro." harry said.
"no broho moho homo." ron said.
'what the fuck ron." harry said.
"ok." ron said. he was high.
they put on some fancy and fly fucking clothings on and jellyed up there hare. they looked like fucking ballers with swag up to they pocket. like if u were there you'd be all up in they shit cuz they so damn flizzy.
"damn harry we look flizzy." ron said. he put on some shutta shadez on like the ones kanye west wheres. u know tha ones with the lines an shit in the middle? ima havin a hard time disc-cribing them to yas.
"word to yo motha." harry said.
"what about ron's partents?" neville said.
"whating are you talkning about neeville?" harry said.
"i love masterbaiting to ron's parents. look." neville said. he typed in ron weazyls parents fucking dot com on on his's compooper and showed them ron's dad sticking into mom's ron's pooper.
"dude your parents are on a porn sight isn't that radickal?" nevy said with a big ass smile on his fucking face.
"WHAT THE FUCK." ron said, he thru up all over the groung.
"BRUH UR PARENTS ARE MAD FUCK." harry said as he gaved neville a hi five. he was laffing too.
"hi five!" neville said.
"lez go do that club," hairy said.
they went to the ron's car and went to the clubby at diagonal allye. it was legit. they were playing lil wayne and harry was getting drunk as fuck.
"ron im so scrunched rite now." harry said,
"ron i am he. i be see u harry." ron said, he was fucked up on magic meth which was madd fuckin wack.
"ron u klook wacky." harry said.
"i don't know harry ok i just don't kno." ron said. he was dancing super fast. kinda cuz of the meth but also cuz they were playing nicky minaj and ron was twurkin like fuckin shit man.
"ron wear'd you get dat there meth?" harry said.
"i got it frum a guy named demetrio." ron said. but it was not demeetrree like the lizard man from sly cooker ok? it was a different fucking guy! shut the fuck up all of you.
"wow i don't carey because i'm hairy." harry said. he laughed at his funni joke,
"AAAAHAHHHH THIS MEEETH IS SOOO GOOOOD. GOODY GOOD GOODY GOOD." ron said as he was freaking the fuck out on da dance floor. he started spinning and phoming at tha mouf. he was has having a seezjure.
"ron oh my fucking god ron why are u doin this rite now?" harry said as he was panic picnicing.
"blewahahahhahahahaha." ron said. he died...but not really he woken up a minute later in a magic hospital at gogwarts.. they back at hogwards now ok?
hermione was there! she slaped ronny!
'don't you ever be a retard and do magik meth agen do you here me ronny? im cryin for u right now." hermion said as she cryed.
"ok i don't won't do it to it again i promise." ron said. then demetrio shoowed his ugly fuckin face up.
'demetrio!" harry ron and hermione said.
"what the fuck are you do here?" herimone said. but then somepthing really weird and starnge happened! demetro took off his mask and it was...MALOFY.
"hahahahaha...hahahaa...hahahahaha...ha...ha...hahahahahahaha!" malfoy laughed evily and dangerously.
"MALFOY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" harry screamed. he took his shirt off. he was reddy to go. he put his fist up and danced around malfoy tryna freak him teh fuck out.
"potter stop being a faggot becauz you are one ha ha! it was me that sold ron bad magic meth because he is a dumb ginger fuck and i'm nmad and not happee about what you fags did to me. im sad and mad that dumblkedore hates me and lovez yous twos." malfoy said mad but he was cryin too because he was so mad at tha wurld.
"what about me?" hermione said outta no wear.
"fuck you bitch cunts, your a mud blood bitch and ya dont fuckin matter. and ya pussy stank." malfoy said. that made herimoe sad and cried! she ran away,
"you...you...GRARARARARARARARARA." ron said. he was so very fucking angry! he got up from the hospital bedt and attacked malfof. he punched the shit out of malfoy.
"wow i can't believe demetrio isn't real." harry said.
malofy was bleeding blood a lot. ron took his pants off and slapped malofy in the face with his ginger peniz. harry thought what he doin was funny so he took out his iphone and filmed it and posted it on youtube.
"ron thats enuff. you heardted him a lot so let IT FUCKING GO ALREADY." harry screamed at rorn to make him not mad and calum him down low.
"ok." ron said. he kicked malfoy in the balls and he went to bed.
harry woke up the next morning and logged on to youtube. the video of ron dick slapping malfoy got ONE MILLIONS FUCKING VIEWS.
"EE-HEE!"" harry said as he swkeeled with happyenis. he ran into rons dormityory.
"RON YOUR VIDEO GOT A MILLION FUCKING VIEWS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? WERE GONNA GONE BE RITCH. IM RICH BICH." hjarr said kinda like the guy from chappellez show.
"Woah thats so coool." ron said,
"i got an idea. lets moar videos and call them dick tricks with ron." harry said,
"i likes me that sounds of the idea you just said to me harry." ron said.
they filmed a bunch of vbideos of ron doing wierd stuff with his dick like dick yo yo and dick frizbee and they made a lot opf views.
"harry were just rollin in that caash mooney." ron said,
"and we make a lotta money." harry said.
"lets film a new ron dick tricks video." ron said.
"yeah lets." harry siad,
"ok." ron said. he took his pants off.
"this is a new episode of rons dick tricks. today im a show you a new trick, this one's called the dick dubble not." ron said. he started to tie his dick up in a knot once. then twice.
"ther you go" ron says. he tried to untie his dick.
"oh my god ron." harry said,
"harry i cant get it untied. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?" ron said,