I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OF OURAN HOST CLUB OR ANGEL BEATS!Welcome to chapter 2! Please write reviews, I love criticism! Enjoy C:

Chapter 2: The Battlefront

Battlefront? Yeah right. What is with that girl? Like I'd really believe we're in the afterlife. Whatever, maybe I can find someone else to ask.

Hikaru had walked away from that girl, ignoring her angry shouts. He turned into the nearest building and walked down the hall. He came at a nice looking door, with the words 'Teacher's Lounge' written on a plaque.

Finally, an adult to talk to!

Hikaru reached to open the door…

"How about the You're Gonna Die Battlefront?"

"No. That makes it sound like we've accepted that we're dead."

Huh? Where are all the teachers? These are just students!

"Hey who's that?"

Hikaru didn't need to look around to know that everyone's eyes were on him. Where am I?

"Looks like you found our base."

Hikaru snapped his head around to look at the speaker. It's that girl from the quad!

"Where…Where am I?" Hikaru stuttered.

"You're in the Teacher's lounge", the girl explained. "And there are none"

No teachers? How can that be?

"So what do you think?" she continued.

"About what?" Hikaru said, with an irritated expression.

"We need a new name"

"How about Get Lost Battlefront"

"Hey, what makes you think you can talk to Yuri like that?"

Hikaru turned his attention to the guy with the giant axe thing, which was now pointed at Hikaru's face.

"Say that again and you'll end up DEAD!"

"Very funny Noda" Yuri sighed, "but you know as well as I do that we can't die here."

Noda stuck his long axe further into Hikaru's personal space.

"Yeah, well it can still be painful", Noda replied.

"Can't die?" Hikaru started. "What do you mean we can't die?"

"I already told you" answered Yuri "This is the afterlife. Somehow you died and wound up here. Now your options are to fight, or get obliterated."

"Great, how do I get obliterated?" Hikaru blurted.

"You want to get obliterated?" interrupted a dark haired guy in the back. He pushed his glasses up further on his nose. "You're willing to give up without fighting? You're willing-" he pushed up his glasses again "-to become a cockroach?"

"Of course I…did you say cockroach?"

"Certainly. Humans are not the only ones with souls, did you not know? Once you get obliterated, there's no telling where your soul could end up", said Glasses Guy with a matter-of-fact attitude.

Cockroach…there's no way I'd risk being a cockroach…no matter how badly I don't want to be near these people.

"Then it's settled" declared Yuri "you will join us in the…what's our name again?"

"Cockroach Battlefront" said a new voice.

"Oh right!" Yuri recalled. "So it's settled, you will join the-"

SLAP!

"N-Nice hit…Yuri…"

"That's it, were going back to Underworld Battlefront" Yuri proclaimed.

These people are weird. I need to find a way out of this. She's talking to me like she's giving me orders. *Gasp*

"Wait hold on!" Hikaru began. "I didn't agree to-"

"The guy over there with the axe is Noda. The guy who keeps fixing his glasses is Takamatsu. Hinata is over there rubbing his face from where I slapped him. My name is Yuri. I'm the leader of this Battlefront." Yuri paused for a minute to look around. "Hey, where's-"

"Sorry I'm late everyone"

Hikaru froze. He knew that voice like he knew his own name and Hikaru was certain he didn't have amnesia. He couldn't hold it back any longer. But he didn't dare turn around.

"Kaoru?"

Cliffhangers muahaha. Please don't hate me /3

Hope to put chapter 3 up soon!