Chapter 7: Cell Phone Hijinks
A/N: And here's another chapter. I'm getting this faster than I thought I would, which is awesome because it means I'll be able to finish before the deadline I set myself. Thanks to all of those who have read and reviewed thus far. Your encouraging words have meant the world to me.
Disclaimer: TMNT and all related characters are property of Nickelodeon. WWE and all related characters are property of Vince McMahon. I'm just borrowing them for my own amusement.
While Splinter was talking to Hunter and Stephanie, the Turtles managed to get a table all to themselves, which was a relief. Mikey and Leo thought for sure they'd have to sit with Brie and Nikki, but the two Divas came over and told them that they were going to sit with the other Divas instead. Leo and Mikey accepted this and were relieved they didn't have to join the two women. All of them had ordered their food and were wondering what to do next. Mikey was looking through Daniel's phone and saw his list of contacts. A wicked grin spread over his face as he saw that one of the contacts was Roman Reigns. Knowing it was too good to pass up, Mikey dialed the number.
"Hello?" Roman Reigns said.
Mikey smiled, pleased that Roman had picked up. "Hello, I'm looking for a Hugh last name Jass," he said.
"Hang on, let me check," Roman said. Then he stood up and yelled out, "Hugh Jass! Everybody, I'm looking for a Hugh Jass in this room!"
It was Hunter who called out, "Then go over to Brodus Clay! He's got a pretty huge ass!"
Brodus laughed and said, "Naw, bro, Tensai's ass is bigger than mine!"
Roman realized he'd been played and growled into the phone, "Daniel, is this you?"
"Uh maybe," Mikey answered.
"You're gonna pay for that one, Bryan," Roman growled. Then he took off and barreled right for Mikey. The Turtle let out a scream and started running away from the big man, who continued to chase him around the restaurant.
Leo sighed in frustration. "Only Mikey would think of something like that," he groaned.
Don's eyes lit up. "Hey, Leo, I just got an idea," he said. "Use your phone to call your T-Phone. Maybe we can get ahold of John Cena and get this mess sorted out."
"Good idea, Donnie," Leo praised him. He took out his cell phone and dialed his T-Phone. It rang for a beat until his own voice said, "Hello?"
"Hello, is this John Cena?" Leo asked.
"You bet your ass it is, bitch!" John answered. "Now why the fuck are you in my body?"
"I honestly don't know, but my name's Leonardo," Leo said. "You can call me Leo for short. We're trying to figure out why this happened to us. You don't have any leads?"
"No we don't," John answered. "We're sittin' here eatin' breakfast and Vince is in his room drinkin' beer and readin' some porn."
"Oh, crap, I forgot Raph had a secret stash," groaned Leo. "Okay, here's what we'll do. After the SmackDown tapings, you guys meet us in the alley between Houston and Delancey. Then we'll go over who we think may be behind this and go from there. Sound good?"
"Sounds great to me," John answered. "Maybe we can get this whole mess sorted out. Uh, you do know you guys have to wrestle tonight, right?"
"Yeah, it should be easy," Leo said. "We've watched you guys do it for years. How hard can it be?"
"You'll see how hard it is when you actually try it," John replied. "Okay, we'll see you then."
"Great," Leo said and hung up.
"So, what's going on?" Don asked.
"John's agreed to meet us and get this sorted out," Leo answered.
"That's great," Don said. "Now someone better help Mikey before he gets flattened."
Raph sighed. "I guess it's up to me," he groaned. He chased after Roman and Mikey and yelled, "Hey, Reigns, why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
Reigns whirled around at Raph's retort and glared at him. "You should mind your own business, Orton," he growled. "Last I checked, you hated him just as much as the rest of us."
Raph was about to spill the beans about Mikey being his brother, but he caught himself just in time. "I don't, but it's not fair for you to go after him," he said. "Now lay off."
Instead, Reigns leveled Raph with a spear and glared at the fallen Turtle. Mikey started laughing until Reigns rounded on him and gave him a spear, too. Then he glared at the two Turtles and said, "Believe in The Shield." Tossing back his hair, he headed back to where Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose were sitting and celebrated his victory.
Mikey and Raph got up and made their way back to where Leo and Don were sitting.
"Man, that was brutal," Mikey complained.
"You should have thought about that before you prank called him," Leo lectured.
"Never mind that, what's up now?" Raph asked his brother.
"Don had the idea to call my T-Phone using John's cell phone," Leo began and explained the plan to Raph and Mikey. "After the show's over, we'll meet up with everyone and see if we can't get this mystery solved once and for all."
"Now that sounds like a plan," Raph agreed.
Then Mark Carrano, the head of Talent Relations, came up to their table. "Gentleman, I've been looking all over for you," he said. "The fans loved your tag match on RAW, so we've decided to have a rematch on SmackDown. Be ready."
The Turtles looked at each other after Mark left.
"This is gonna be so cool!" Mikey rejoiced. "We're gonna be WWE Superstars."
"Yeah, but there's one problem, Mikey," Donnie pointed out. "We don't know how to wrestle."
"Oh, come on, it can't be that hard," Raph said. "We'll just wing it."
Leo nodded. "I guess that's what we'll have to do," he said.
But little did the Turtles know just how hard it was going to be and that the match would be dubbed the worst match in WWE history according to the WWE Universe.
A/N: Okay, a bit of a short chapter but I did the best I could. Poor Mikey just doesn't learn. Now next will be the chapter where the Turtles will have to wrestle. I'm going to have so much fun with that one. Feel free to leave a review and have a shelltastic day.