All for Us
"It involved a 50 foot tarp, 50 gallons of Mazola oil and a live Turkish goat; that's all I can say." Scott McNeil, Auto Assembly 2010, on a love letter from Silverbolt to Blackarachnia.
"Did you steal it from Grapeface's private supply?" There hadn't been this much high-quality oil at the Maximal base.
"Liberated," The offended dignity in his tone is belied by his sparkling optics. "...Cheetor helped," he allows.
"Did he now..." Blackarachnia begins with an arch smile.
Silverbolt holds her tighter. "I don't want to talk about Cheetor."
Blackarachnia laughs. "And the goat?"
The goat in question chews happily at the edge of the tarp spread across the grass. Silverbolt groans. "It won't go away!"
A bolt from her crossbow has the goat bounding away, bleating. "Now," Blackarachnia purrs, "about that oil..."
A/N: 100 words; written for the prompt "All for us." I found a clip on Youtube from Auto Assembly 2010 in which Scott McNeil, VA for Silverbolt (among many others) was requested to perform a love letter that Silverbolt had written to Blackarachnia. It had many recitations of "Dark poison of my heart" and then he explained that Silverbolt was a pervert and it got rather dirty, ending with "a 50 foot tarp, 50 gallons of Mazola oil and a live Turkish goat." I really couldn't resist.