Chapter 2 coming clean

Rated M for sex talk and language

Note there will probably not be any more lemon in this story

Disclaimer I do not own South Park

A/N

I shall make each chapter another month in the pregnancy so that we shall feel her grow as a whole we will be there through it all the parents reactions the schools reactions the towns gossip

Chapter 2 coming clean

Wendy and Bebe are in Wendy's room 1 month has passed and Wendy is ready to call the boys over to tell them the truth she is scared but she has planned out the worst and agreed to keep the child no matter what even if it means raising the baby by herself as a single mother

Ok said Wendy Bebe leave

Call me after said Bebe

"A knock at the door startled Wendy"

I'm coming yelled Wendy

"Stan and Kyle both came in wondering what was going on"

Guys this is going to scare you what I'm about to say said Wendy

No don't tell me you're breaking up with me said Stan I love you

…I'm pregnant said Wendy

"Stans face went pale"

Stans MIND

Holy shit what am I going to do I'm going to be a father my parents will murder me and her parents will murder me maybe I can run Kyle can distract her while I run as fast as I can….no I have to be the responsible one I love Wendy and it's my child I will raise it

End of mind

A/n

Yeah vie changed it to mind go ahead sue me

"Stan went up to Wendy and held her in his arms"

No Stan that's not all said Wendy

I'm going to leave this between the mother and father so yeah bye said Kyle

Kyle stay cause you need to know how many months I'm pregnant said Wendy

Its easy 2 months said Kyle

No Kyle 3 said Wendy

So said Kyle

"Stan froze he remembered that day 3 months ago"

Kyle what happened 3 months ago said Stan

Well you and Wendy…and I had a 3 way said Kyle

"The realization smack Kyle like a ton of bricks"

…..the child might be mine asked Kyle

"Stan snapped"

NO IT CANT BE yelled Stan in tears I want this child

I'm sorry said Wendy

NO YOUR NOT YOU STUPID BITCH yelled Stan

"Stan ran out the door in tears"

"Wendy was on the ground crying and Kyle walked out too"

Look I'm sorry but it's not mine Wendy said Kyle

"Both boys ran out of the house and Stan turned to Kyle"

Look Kyle stay the fuck away from me right now ok said Stan

Ok bro I know I will walk home ok but I want to say this I'm sorry said Kyle

I am to said Stan they both went home Stan drove and Kyle walked

"Wendy was in the house crying she knew that she would have to raise the baby alone and she was scared but she was ready…not to tell her parents yet though cause it was way too soon"

The week came and passed and Kyle and Stan hadn't talked to each other at all Stan sat in his room depressed and his mom and dad were out for their anniversary so he had the house to himself then there was a knock on his door

Hey said Kyle

..Oh hey said Stan

Can we talk now said Kyle?

Dude yes I need to get this shit off my chest said Stan

"The boys walked in the living room didn't turn the T.V on didn't even get food just sat there till Kyle broke the ice"

Ha said Kyle

What's funny said Stan

Normally we would just say shit like oh the new call of duty game just came out or hey Cartmen just got jumped by the seniors again said Kyle

Yeah now we are talking about being fathers said Stan

So what are we going to do said Kyle

….im going to apologize to Wendy and I'm going to help her with the baby said Stan

You're going to hate me but I want to help said Kyle

Are you sure said Stan?

Yes I am said Kyle

The boys thought to themselves before speaking again

…..we could both raise the child said Stan

Yeah like 2 fathers would if the mother died said Kyle

I will get the shovel said Stan

"They both laughed at their dark joke"

Well who do you think it is asked Kyle?

Maybe it's you I mean you went in first said Stan

Yeah but it could of failed and you were all up in her said Kyle

Yeah it was awesome I thought she was on control said Stan

Yeah I saw her take the pill I guess it failed said Kyle

Yeah bad luck huh said Stan

Ha yeah sounds like a new sitcom 2 FATHERS ONE MOTHER WHOS THE REAL FATHER FIND OUT ON THIS FUCKED UP SITUATION said Kyle

Yeah so what we rock paper scissors to find out who marries her said Stan

Dude your marrying her I'm going to be the uncle said Kyle

No if the baby is yours I must be the uncle who sucks ass and drinks all the time said Stan

No you're the lazy father in the overprotective Jewish uncle who buy the kid educational stuff said Kyle

Ha fine then I'm going to be the cool dad who plays catch with him said Stan

Ah it might be a girl if so then I'm going to have to play dress up said Kyle

Yeah and I get to scare off any boyfriends said Stan

Ha yeah….we both can walk her down the aisle said Kyle

Yeah take care of her when she's sick said Stan

"They both paused and started to cry"

I want to be the father said Stan

Me 2 sad Kyle

You know what said Stan let's just say it's both ours we will not find out till the babies old enough said Stan

YEAH yelled Kyle for now both our sperm combined into 1 sperm cell and created this child said Kyle

…I think we need to see Wendy said Stan

You want to buy a ring first dude asked Kyle

No I think we should just tell her our plan said Stan

Ok I'm driving said Kyle

Why asked Stan

You drove last time said Kyle

Ok seems legit said Stan

"Both the boys ran to the truck and drove to Wendy's house"

Meanwhile

Bebe I just got a text from Stan him and Kyle are coming over said Wendy

Oh shit said Bebe

Yeah I think they might be here to convince me to abort the baby said Wendy

IF THEY DO THEN THERE DICKS ARE COMING OFF yelled Bebe

Bebe Jesus don't do that said Wendy

Sorry I got carried away said Bebe

The girls went down stairs and waited for the knock on the door Wendy let the boys in and they all talked

Bebe leave said Wendy

What why said Bebe?

Just wait outside till were done this is our adventure not yours said Wendy

Bebe agreed and kissed Wendy on the cheek and whispered

Don't let them hurt you

Bebe then slapped Stan

IF YOU HURT HER THEN YOU BETTER KEEP THAT KID CAUSE YOU WONT GET ANOTHER CHANCE CAUSE THAT DICKS COMING OFF

Bebe left out the door and Stan breathed

Damn bitch said Stan

Ha yeah said Kyle

Ok guys what's up said Wendy

We want to help you with our kid said Kyle

…REALLY said Wendy

Yes said Stan

"Stan walked up to Wendy holding her in his arms and kissing her then he backed away and both him and Kyle got on one knee"

What's going on asked Wendy?

Wendy me and Kyle were talking said Stan

It's not right for only 1 of us to raise the kid said Kyle

We both want to equally raise it said Stan

And both be in the babies lives said Kyle

"They both were in complete sync"

Will you have us in your life?

Wendy went to tears

YES screamed Wendy I will have both of you

Ok said Stan here's the deal we don't know who the father is and we won't know not till the baby is at the age of 5 said Stan

Yeah said Kyle we want to raise her not scare her

Oh you want a girl said Wendy I kind of want a boy

Well we want a princess said Stan

I WANT A PRINCE YELLED WENDY

"They all laughed at how stupid they were"

So you 2 are ok with sharing me said Wendy

Actually anything sex related is on me said Stan

Yeah ok but the baby will be Jewish said Kyle

Ok I can live with that said Stan

Well boys I have a doctor's appointment to go to you want to come asked Wendy

Yeah we will drive ya said Kyle

"Kyle and the gang got into the car and he drove to the doctor to try and find advice on how to raise the kid"

They arrived and the awkwardness begins

So yeah what's seems to be the problem asked the doctor

I'm pregnant said Wendy

Oh baby no you're so young said the doctor

Yeah well I guess shit happens said Wendy

Don't say that said Stan you know how I feel about shit

Sorry Stan I forgot said Wendy

Oh so you're the Stan I have heard so you're the father asked the doctor

Actually I don't know who the father is said Wendy

Uh I don't follow said the doctor

Well we had a 3 way and either one of these boys could be the father said Wendy

"The doctor was confused and had to walk out of the room"

I think we broke her said Kyle

Nah said Stan

Actually u think so said Wendy she looked like she saw a ghost

"The doctor came back in and apologized for her sudden shock"

I'm sorry I just never seen this before 2 boys knowing one could be the father and are not ripping their throats out trying to find out the truth said the doctor

Yeah well I'm not exactly placing bets here said Wendy snapping at the doctor

Woo Wendy said Stan

I'm so sorry I'm a horrible person Wendy said

"Wendy started to cry"

WHY I A HORRIBLE PERSON AM yelled Wendy

Wendy honey you're not a horrible person you just weren't careful and your anger is just a mood swing it's to be expected during pregnancy also cravings and nausea every morning so yeah you might want to sleep next to a bucket said the doctor

Yeah sniff ok said Wendy

Now are you planning on keeping the baby or giving custody to an orphanage asked the doctor?

I'm keeping it said Wendy

Yeah and were helping to take care of our son/daughter said Kyle

I'm saying a daughter but whatever said Stan

Well both of you don't know how important this is said the doctor

Well actually yeah we do we know we need to get a job were going to need to keep watch on their every move and I'm willing to love every second of this damn babies life EVEN IF ITS NOT MINE yelled Kyle

Dude said Stan

Sorry man said Kyle

Well I'm going to need both of you to take a class and I want to see her in 2 months to see how the baby is growing also when she starts her morning sickness you're going to have to help her out I assume the parents know the situation asked the doctor

…not yet said Wendy but were telling them tonight man I'm stressing out said Wendy

Don't stress said Stan its bad for little Emily

Dude I was going to argue about it being a boy but Emily I like that name said Kyle

Aww it's cute but if it's a boy make it Steve said Wendy

Nah said Stan

Ok ok kids go home and tell the adults so they can help hopefully they won't ask you to abort said the doctor

I think it's illegal after 4 months said Wendy

You have only been pregnant for 3 said Stan

I know but maybe they won't force me to abort if I lie said Wendy

Dude don't lie it will put pressure on you then the baby will be hurt said Kyle

Dude calm down its Wendy who's pregnant not you said Stan

And were not going to let them abort you Wendy I'm 17 years old I can make my own choices and I chose to have this child said Stan

"Wendy grabbed Stan and kissed him about 50 times"

Ok ok Wendy calm down let's just get this over with the plan said Stan

Yeah we all call taxis and flee south park said Kyle

No Kyle that's plan B plan A is to call our parents and have them meet at my house we tell them and then we bolt out of the house and to the bus stop as fast as we can before they murder us or worse the baby said Stan

You have been watching way too many films Stan said Wendy

"the gang left the doctors and texted there folks saying it's an emergency and that they all needed to meet them at stans house they drove down the road till a road block got in there way"

Well hey guys said cartmen

What do you want fatass were busy said Kyle?

I just wanted to know what's going on OH and…..how the baby is said cartmen

"Stan whispered into Kyles ears"

How did he find out already?

I don't know dude let's just act dumb said Kyle

What baby asked Stan?

Uhhhh dude you guys are weak I know Wendy's pregnant and that you 2 are confused who the father is the whole damn school knows I bet your parents don't even know yet though said cartmen

Damn it cartmen said Wendy

Don't worry I'm giving you all the pleasure of telling them yourself but I will be watching said cartmen

FUCK YOU WONT yelled Wendy

Wendy calm down said Stan

CALM DOWN DON'T FUCKING TELL I TO CALM DOWN ASSHOLE ITS YOU'RE…

"Wendy went to tear"

That I'm fat and ugly said Wendy

No you're beautiful and glowing said Kyle

"Sniff" I asked Wendy

Yeah said Stan

I WAS ASKING KYLE yelled Wendy

Dude this is too sweet said cartmen

Really said Wendy I'm sweet

Yeah dude said cartmen

Aww thanks ok Stan take me to your house so I can rest on your couch said Wendy

…..I'm driving said Kyle and yeah ok

"The boys got to the marshes house and Wendy crashed on the couch the boys were exhausted when a doorbell rang"

SHIT yelled Stan running to the door

"the door opened to reveal kenny there poor friend who is recovering from severe drug withdrawal kenny did meth and it got bad cause his sister watched him do it so he's been trying to get clean for a good month finally he is 3 weeks sober and normally asks his friends for support"

Hey dudes said Kenny

Shhh said Stan Wendy is sleeping

Oh sorry said Kenny

Its fine dude she's out like a light I don't think a gunshot would wake her said Kyle

So I heard she's pregnant said Kenny

Yeah said Kyle

So the fathers a mystery asked Kenny

Yeah said Stan

You both helping her asked Kenny

Yeah were telling our parents tonight said Kyle

Good I want you guys to know if you need help with rising a kid ask me said Kenny

Dude thanks said Stan

Kenny then walked down the street…and got hit by a bus

DUDE THEY KILLED KENNY screamed Stan

YOU BASTURD yelled Kyle

Later that night

The marshes the brofloski's and the testaburger were all in a row of seats Wendy was calm Kyle was calm and Stan was calm the 3 held each other's hands and spoke

Guys I'm pregnant said Wendy

The testaburger family went into tears as their daughter announced that she is going to have a baby at such a young age her mother was crying and her father was furious he kept calling her a whore and how dare she do something like this and then turned to Stan and spoke

HOW DARE YOU IMPREGNANT MY DAUGHTER

I'm sorry said Stan but I might not be the father

What do you mean said Shelia?

Mom I might be the father said Kyle

What what WHAT yelled Sheila

But you told us you might be gay said Gerald

I said I might be but I think I am bi and I guess I proved even slightly gay people can I'm pregnant girls I am sorry I tarnished the brofloski name said Kyle

"The mashes were surprisingly not as angry as Stan thought"

Mom dad aren't you furious at me said Stan

Yes we are but I guess I knew it for a while now said Sharron

How Stan I didn't find out till last week said said Stan

Well maybe you should keep your voice down when you talk to yourself said randy

"Stan was stunned"

Then why didn't you tell me you knew said Stan

Oh I wanted to said Sharron but your father thought it would be best for you to come clean by yourself and you did I'm angry but proud that you came to us

"The testaburger finally calmed down after a good 10 mins of yelling and finally spoke"

When did this happen said Mr. Testaburger?

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"Quick note I don't know Wendy's parents' names so if you can tell me that would be great"

3 months ago said Wendy

And I trusted Kyle said Mr. Testaburger

Hess not a bad boy said Shelia and no Kyle you didn't tarnish our name hell it might not even be yours

But that still doesn't change that I'm helping as if it was mine said Kyle

"All 3 families looked at each other wondering what they should do the whispering lasted for a good 10 mins when finally randy spoke about what's on their mind"

I know this is kind of touchy but what happened on that night

We had a 3 way said Wendy blushing

My god Wendy said Mr. Testaburger

Wow said Gerald I guess you are BI

DAD yelled Kyle

"Stan giggled"

No Mr. Brofloski he didn't touch me at all only Wendy said Stan

So yeah we are confused on whose sperm hit the egg said Wendy

Hell it could be twins said Shelia

Huh said Wendy

Yeah sometimes during the same sitting a rare occurrence can happen which causes to babies with different fathers can form in the womb said Shelia

"The 3 teen's eyes just opened up with fear"

Dude let's hope that don't happen whispered Stan

Yeah dude 1 babies enough but 2 my god I don't think I can take it said Kyle

Yeah it will be a bitch to give birth to 2 babies said Wendy

So uh Wendy what are your plans asked Mrs. Testaburger

I'm going to raise it as my child said Wendy

You know how tough that can be said Sharron

Yes I know said Wendy but it might be a little easier than most might think because the circumstances are different most teen pregnancies have 1 or no father well this baby has 2 and if both get jobs then this baby might have a good future

Until we find out who the true father is said Gerald

We're not going to find out for a long time said Stan

Not until the baby can make his or her own decision said Kyle

"Stan looked at Kyle with confusion"

Huh I thought at the age of 5 we would decide said Stan

I thought that but I believe if we let the child decide then we can do this but if she/he loves us equally then why bother we are closer then brothers who cares who the father is said Kyle

"Stan never in a million years would guess Kyle wanted to make it where nether person knew who was the birth father he loved Wendy almost as much as Stan did and for once…Stan loved Kyle"

Dude I feel kind of gay said Stan

Ha I do to said Kyle

You both are kind of gay ever sense elementary school said Wendy

"Everyone laughed"

So yeah we are a team ok said Kyle

Well I guess we have no choice but to help anyway we can have you been to the doctors sweetie said Shelia

Yes I have said Wendy the boys escorted me to the doctors and everything

What did they say asked Mrs. Testaburger?

They said I'm healthy and so is the child we have no clue what gender it is but they boys are hoping for a girl said Wendy

Really a girl said randy don't you want a son to play catch with

Yeah but a girl sounds a lot easier said Stan

HA said Wendy yeah right second she hits puberty your going to wish you didn't say that

Well I will love her either way I deal with you on your period said Stan

"Wendy kicks Stan in the shin"

OWW yelled Stan

You deserved that said Kyle

"Wendy gets emotional"

"Sniff" you don't understand my feelings said Wendy

Aw baby Stan understands said Sharon he's just stubborn like his father

Hey yelled randy

Great I'm going to be like dad my kids going to pull their hairs out said Stan

Well the baby could be like a brofloski said Gerald

Yeah Jewish and prone to sickness said Kyle

I'm going to be an uncle said Ike

Yeah bro will you help out said Kyle

Ohh maybe said Ike

'the families all talked about the future there plans hell the moths offered to take Wendy baby shopping while the father discussed job offers to search for the boy while all the commotion was going on Stan and Kyle slipped out the back"

Dude ok don't take this weird but…

I love you 2 Kyle said Stan

Huh said Kyle dude you're not gay

I know but if we are working together in this relationship then we need to trust each other as if we are dating cause if we marry Wendy we BOTH marry her said Stan

Really said Kyle you don't mind…..sharing her asked Kyle

No bro I don't…partner said Stan

"Stan reached his hand out to shake"

Partner said Kyle

"The boys shake each other's hands and Wendy showed up"

Yeah you might share me but you ain't touching this body till the baby comes out said Wendy

Ha ha well come here said Stan

"Wendy walked up to them and they all grouped hugged"

END OF CHAPTER

End summery

Well this is going to be fun I wonder what will happen in the story…..will the boys really cooperate or will Stan get jelly and be sent to jelly school find out soon maybe tomorrow until then…

MANBEARPIG