Chapter 3 More than just fathers
Rating M for sex talk and language
And some lemon weird I guess my perverted mind won't let it go
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Chapter 3 more than just fathers
It's been 2 months sense the pack between Stan and Kyle and tensions are kind of high now Kyle is constantly with Wendy and Stan is kind of jelly in fact one day he called Kyle out on him
Dude why are you always with Wendy said Stan
Dude because she's carrying my child said Kyle
…it's my child ok and my girlfriend said Stan
What about sharing said Kyle
FUCK YOU yelled Stan
WELL IM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT yelled Kyle
What shit said Stan?
You always get this way you get jealous of any guy who talks to or hangs with Wendy you fucking ego won't let you look passed that fact I want to help you but I guess you to FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU DON'T RELIZE THAT YOU ARE LOSING WENDY AND SHE WOULD OF LEFT YOU IF IT WASN'T FOR ME yelled Kyle
The argument went violent really fast after that comment from Kyle and Stan punched Kyle and Kyle punched Stan and things got weird during the hassle…. For some reason Kyle on top of Stan turned Stan on and he kissed Kyle and well Kyle was confused on why the guy he was pissed at kissed him he kissed Stan back and they both liked it so instead of continuing the fight things got interesting next thing you know Kyle was down stans neck and Stan tried to rip Kyles shirt off the love was passionate and they eventually there pants came off so then both boys are down to their underwear and making out when finally someone barged in
What the fuck is going on said Wendy
Uhhhh nothing said Kyle
Ha right said Wendy
I'm sorry this is…..
Before Stan could finish…..Wendy stripped down her night gown revealing her swollen belly showing a 6 month Prego Wendy and the pregnancy increased her breast size to a D cup she had no panties on and the boys were amazed on how hot Wendy was even pregnant and Stan being a gentlemen helped Wendy to the bed and put some extra pillows on the back of her head so the thrusting wouldn't hurt her like it normally does when they have sex and then Stan put his dick in her pussy slowly while Kyle had a nice grip of stans ass and Stan gave Kyle permission to put his dick in his asshole"
Hey easy said Stan
Sorry I never done this before said Kyle
OH GOD yelled Wendy
Hey let me know if I'm hurting you ok Wendy said Stan
Ok said Wendy….OH SHIT FUCK ME
"Wendy orgazemed first and Kyle jizzed in Stan"
Dude that feels kind of weird said Stan
Yeah I know said Kyle
Hey want to switch asked Stan
Sure I kind of want to eat pussy said Kyle
Ok Kyle just…..OH YES OH YES screamed Wendy while Kyle had his tongue down up her pussy
Stan continued to fuck Kyle who loved every second of it then Kyle got his 2nd wind he put his dick in Wendy and started to pound her pussy some more
Ok ow said Wendy
Sorry Wendy said Kyle
No its fine just be AH a little AHHH gentle said Wendy
The sex lasted for a good 10 mins when…..
Hey Stan I brought up some…OH IM SO SORRY said Sharon slamming the door
"Stan stopped what he was doing grabbed his robe and ran down stairs to the kitchen where his mom was sitting at the table"
I am so sorry mom said Stan
Its fine she's you fiancé and well….he's your uhhhh male lover I guess I don't get this whole sharing the child thing said Sharon
"Stan's mom then left the house to go work out and Stan walked up stairs and spoke"
Uhhhh what did we just do asked Stan
Went a little crazy huh said Kyle
You boys started it I thought you were waiting for me said Wendy
No we kind of had a fight and I guess sexual tensions exploded and well that happened said Stan
Yeah we kind of have been feeling this way for a good 2 weeks but we felt weird hell I kissed Stan last week and he begged me to stop cause he thought you would get weirded out said Kyle
Ha I thought you were straight said Wendy
Actually I have been BI for a while but you never let me experiment until our 3 way last year said Stan
Are you mad at us asked Kyle?
No well I'm a little pissed that technically you were cheating on me but TECHNICALLY your both marrying me so it's not so yeah I'm not pissed just try and not do this often besides why were you fighting asked Wendy
We got jelly of the kid said Stan
Yeah we kind of got upset said Kyle
Enough of that jelly shit man it's annoying and aww I love you both you don't have to fight over my affection because you 2 are the best guys a girl can ask for oh and remember today is when we find out the babies gender said Wendy
Oh I can't wait said Stan
Yeah let's get dressed and leave now said Kyle
Guys we still have an hour said Wendy
Aww but I want to see if it's a girl or boy said Stan
We can wait for a good hour and just talk said Wendy
Actually I'm hungry….for pizza said Kyle
Yeah the sex curse is still active said Stan
Oh can they put horse radish and pickles on it asked Wendy
…..what the fuck said Stan
Craving some spicy foods on my pizza….YOU HAVE A PROBLEM yelled Wendy
No no horse radish and pickles it is hehehe said Stan
I will order it said Kyle
Yeah best make it 3 mediums whispered Stan
Yeah there's a special for that 3 medium 2 toping pizzas 1 veggie 1 meat and 1 Prego cravings said Kyle
You have to be a dick about it said Stan
Yep said Kyle…I thought you liked dick
"Stan blushes"
Round 2 perhaps said Kyle
NO yelled Stan
I'm just kidding said Kyle
I'm not laughing said Stan
"the gang ate there pizza and Wendy's pizza was surprisingly good and Stan liked it they all headed to the doctors where Bebe was waiting cause she was the god mother thanks to Wendy they waited patiently when finally the news was given"
Ok guys are you ready said the doctor
Yes said Stan
….it's a girl by the looks of it but I can still develop the penis later but for now it's a little girl said the doctor
Yes cheers the boys grabbing each other
Aww said Bebe they are hugging
"Wendy whispered to Bebe in privacy"
Oh my god that sounded hot as hell why didn't you send pics
"Wendy pulled out her phone of the boys in their underwear making out"
EKKKK I love you Wendy this is hotter than any porn I have ever seen yelled Bebe
Ah shit Wendy took a pic of us said Stan
Bitch said Kyle
Hey it's not a pic….it's a video said Wendy sticking her tongue out
Uhhhh how long is it said Stan
Only 3 mins but it ends right before the juicy stuff happened said Wendy
Well what's on it asked Kyle
The foreplay said Bebe and it's HOT
"The boys blushed in embarrassment"
Can I get a copy of that said Bebe?
Sure said Wendy I'm sure that punishment enough for impregnating me said Wendy
But said Stan
We thought you were on birth control said Kyle
I was but I looked at the pill and they were switched…..with candy said Wendy
…..CARTMEN everyone yelled
"Stan called cartmen on his phone"
What the fuck do you want hippie said cartmen?
YOU FUCKED US OVER ASSHOLE YOU SWITCHED WENDYS BIRTH CONTROL WITH CANDY yelled Stan
Ha ha ha I can't believe you fucking fell for that yelled cartmen
I'm going to kick you fucking ass said Kyle
Kick it twice for me said Wendy
Sure said Kyle how about you Bebe you want me to hit him for you
Nah I will get him myself said Bebe
How about me said Kenny
Dude hey bro what happened to you we haven't seen you in forever said Stan
Yeah I have been busy and so have you guys by the looks of it a girl I hope you don't mind me babysitting her in the future said Kenny
Dude they was you love your sister I wouldn't mind you being the god father said Stan
NO said Bebe I'm not being with him he still didn't call me after that 1 night stand asshole
I'm sorry Bebe I will make it up to you I just got 5 grand out front of our house I guess some druggies dropped it and ran how about dinner on me said kenny
Fine but don't think you're going to score said Bebe
Wouldn't think of it I have changed said Kenny
Oh yeah what made you change said Bebe
Crabs said Kenny
Ha ha said Stan
HA said Kyle
Oh yeah well Kenny want to watch this cool video I got said Bebe
"NO yelled the boys but it was too late Bebe pressed play and Stan and Kyle ripping one another's cloths was seen and the passion was in the video"
Dude that was hot as hell said Kenny
Shut up said Stan
Aww your blushing Kyle said Kenny
Shut up said Kyle
"The 5 left the doctors and headed home and decided to watch some T.V while Stan gave Wendy a shoulder rub"
Thanks Stan momma has been stressing cause the little princess has been kicking me around said Wendy
Aww can I fell said Bebe
Sure….wait turn the news up said Wendy
T.V report
Breaking news another oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico here is a midget in a bikini
That's right BP has drilled again into the Gulf of Mexico and there is oil everywhere oh I have just received a report of an apology about to be broadcast
Reality
Oh no said Stans
Here we go said Kyle
T.V
Hello I'm the CEO of BP and I just want you to know
WERE SORRY
WERE SORRY
WERE SORRY
….WERE SORRY
I hope you can forgive us
Reality
Wow why does every time BP fuck up we have to have that asshole apologizing said Stan
Wow I really didn't need to see his ass said Bebe
Oh Stan my feet hurt can you rub them said Wendy
But your neck is still stiff said Stan
I know but my feet are killing me said Wendy
I got them said Kyle
Thanks Kyle see Stan he's just as good to me as you are said Wendy
Grr said Stan
STANS MIND
Damn it Kyle why do you have to suck up to Wendy just cause your also the father doesn't mean you have to help all the time…although I guess you were helping me out cause I was busy plus Wendy can be cranky so I guess you thought If I went to her feet she would complain about her shoulders again and then uggh she always does this man I love her to death but damn women you have to relax
End of mind
Well my shift starts soon I best get dressed and ready for work said Stan
"Stan got a job at the local Walmart and Kyle works at the drug store down the road he got offered at the mall but he rather not drive to work if he can walk plus the hours are better at the drug store and they won't work him to death"
Well I also have to leave my boss can be a douche bag sometimes said Kyle
Damn it you guys you have jobs now and we never hang out anymore said Kenny
Actually our schedules this week have it were Tuesday and Saturday were both off work said Stan
Yeah we can hang after school Tuesday or just chill all day Saturday said Kyle
Actually I need to talk to you boys alone said Bebe
Oh ok said Stan
Ok said Kyle
"They all walked up stairs to stans room to find out what was on bebes mind"
What's up said Stan?
This Saturday I'm throwing a baby shower so yeah keep it a secret said Bebe
Ok sure said Kyle
"Bebe left the room sense that was all she had to say but Stan wanted to talk to Kyle alone"
Hey I'm sorry I snapped said Stan
Hey I'm sorry I hogged Wendy said Kyle
Dude you're awesome and technically she's your girlfriend too said Stan
Well does that make you my boyfriend asked Kyle?
"Stan blushed"
Well I I mean iif you wwant mmmmmmme to be said Stan shuddering worse than Tweak and Jimmy combined
"Kyle kissed Stan on the cheek"
Yeah I want this but I think we should not have sex again unless Wendy is with us cause that gets weird as hell and I want you to spend Tuesday with Wendy take her out on a date do something with her alone said Kyle
Really gee thanks man I owe you one but what about Kenny said Stan
I will hang with Kenny maybe take him to that new adult store you know how perverted he is said Kyle
Yeah but I'm worried about Bebe she might post the video of us said Stan
Nah Kenny and bebes date is tonight I can ask him to delete it for us said Kyle
Cool well I best get dress….LEAVE yelled Stan
"Kyle walked out of the door down the steps said his goodbye to Wendy and the gang then went home got changed and went to work like the good employee he was"
SATURDAY
SURPRISE yelled the crowed
Oh my god you guys thank you said Wendy
"All her friends and family were there and they had baby games gifts and a whole lot of cake it was funny cause Wendy ate almost all of it in fact I bet she ate more than cartmen wait how did he get invited oh I remember he crashed it….so this could happen"
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU DOING HERE ASSHOLE yelled Bebe?
"Cartmen ran like a cheetah but was cornered by Stan and Bebe and got the shit beat out of him by the time they were done cartmen face was blue and bloody he cried all the way home to his mother"
Well that was fun said Stan
Yeah nice said Bebe
Sorry about that folks and just to let you all know he was the reason why Wendy is pregnant so that's our way of thanking he said Stan
So you kick his ass just because you guys fucked up yelled randy
Dad he switched Wendy's pills with candy said Stan
So you should have had a condom said randy
Hess right Stan it wasn't just his fault all three of us fucked up said Wendy
But said Stan
Let it go bro said Kyle
Man now I feel guilty for kicking cartmen ass said Stan
Oh don't he deserved it said randy
Yeah yelled the crowed
He sure did said Mrs. Cartmen
Huh why you are here asked Stan
Oh I love parties said Mrs. Cartmen
"Wendy threw up all over the ground"
Wendy are you ok asked Stan
"Stan and Kyle ran to Wendy to comfort her"
I'm fine boys said Wendy just a little nauseas
Oh ok said Kyle
See Bebe this is why 2 dads are better than 1 this girl is going to be well protected said Wendy
Man I feel bad for any boyfriends she is going to get said Bebe
WHAT BOY yelled Stan?
I will grab the shotgun said Kyle
Everyone laughed
SPEECH SPEECH yelled Kenny
Stan you want to speak said Kyle
Sure I guess I just want to say thank you for coming our baby girl is in good hands and I'm happy for all the gifts said Stan
WHATS HER NAME said token in the very back
Well we decided to name her Emily said Kyle
Aww that's a cute name said Bebe oh and Kenny I love the flowers you left at my door
I thought of you when I passed them so yeah roses said Kenny
Uh white roses that was precious said Bebe
Aww what happened to 1 date only said Wendy
Oh trust me a lot happened on that date…..it ended in my place and a prank said Bebe
Huh said Kyle
What kind of prank asked Stan?
"The lights turned off and a big screen T.V was reviled"
Kenny doubled his money in a bet with a poker game and decided to get Kyle and Stan a T.V for being such good friends said Bebe
DUDE YOU ROCK said Stan
Thanks dude said Kyle
Oh but there is one catch said Kenny
Huh asked Stan
PLAY THE VIDEO yelled Kenny
"All of the sudden Kyle and Stan were on T.V making out"
"The 2 went red "
DAMN IT KENNY yelled Stan
This is embarrassing said Kyle
Damn said Wendy
"The crowd had a mix of laughter gasps and a few cheers from the women"
Then more cheers when the scene where Stans rips Kyles shirt off
Woo yelled red
Sexy said Nicholes
"Then on the T.V Kyle drops his pants and pulls Stans off"
"Whistling was heard from Bebe"
"Finally the video ended on the note of stans seeing Wendy"
This is the worst day ever said Stans
Dude it could be worse said Kyle
Ha ha ha you fags said cartmen
Wow I thought we killed him said Stans
Damn it said Kyle
Hey man come on it was all in good fun HEY LETS HERE IT FOR THE PORN STARS yelled Kenny
Woooooooooooo shouted the girls
"The boy's parents were in shock they didn't judge because Stan's mom told them all what happened but they still were shocked that they saw the foreplay. The 2 boys walked out on the porch probably to get some air and decided to smoke a ciggs when Wendy showed up"
Damn it boys I thought you 2 were going to quit that said Wendy
Sorry but you weren't just shown half naked with your best friend having sex said Stans
Yeah said Kyle that was humiliating
I know but well I have an idea said Wendy
"Wendy walked back into the party and the boys finished off there ciggs and talked"
Man how long will this shit last till one of us kills over asked Kyle
Can you shoot me now asked Stans?
"All of the sudden cheers were being heard and the boys ran inside to catch Wendy and Bebe….making out"
Dude yelled Stans
What are you doing asked Kyle?
The girls stopped
I don't know said Bebe but I'm not complaining
Ha me nether I decided that you 2 didn't deserve all the attention so I gave the guys a show sense the girls got a free one said Wendy
Thanks Wendy said Stan
Yeah said Kyle
"Both boys kissed Wendy on the cheeks and Bebe took a picture"
Cute said Bebe
Yeah well I'm I the mood said Kenny
"Kenny grabbed Bebe and went in for a kiss and I guess every couple in the building decided to kiss their spouse and girlfriend"
The party ended at 9 pm and everyone went home and the boys stayed over Wendy's house for the night her parents didn't mind as long as no sex happened but Wendy was so tired she didn't want to think of sex and the boys were not going to fuck each other so they slept with Wendy in the bed all 3 in one bed they look peaceful and happy
END OF CHAPTER
End summery
Man so much quotations I'm shocked wasn't writing this chapter…OR WAS HE lol jk and I hope you enjoy 2 chapters in 1 day I freaken love you guys and if you wondered what took so long read WERE SORRY its stupid and I just made it for shits and giggles also I got a message from an AL GORE BEWARE OF MAN BEAR PIG IM SUPER CERIAL
Yeah I'm sorry I had to quote him …