Chapter 4 Emergency delivery
Rated M for language and sexual reference
Disclaimer I do not own South Park
Chapter 4 Emergency delivery
"Kyle and Stan have been a little better but not the best for the last 3 months they have been going at it back and forth and even though they promised that they would never hit one another for Wendy they still argued about who deserves Emily and it got pretty bad especially when Kyle offered to drive Wendy to the hospital 2 weeks ago for a false alarm and forgot to call Stan about it"
So yeah you're still pissed huh asked Kyle
I don't want to fight said Stan
Well I believe were going to fight no matter what so yeah YOU'RE PISSED repeated Kyle
Yeah I'm pissed how could you forget to call me about my girlfriend that she was in labor…WITH MY CHILD yelled Stan
We don't know it's your child it might be mine you know said Kyle
Well I hope it's not cause if she is not yours then you don't need to be with us and we can go our separate ways said Stan
Oh so you said you loved me and now you hate me said Kyle
Things change said Stan
Oh ok what about with the baby are you going to get bored with her and leave Wendy asked Kyle
You know damn well I would never abandon Wendy OR MY KID said Stan
You are so fucking stubborn I love Wendy just as much as you and yet you think I'm trying to steal her away why would I want her by myself huh asked Kyle
BECAUSE IT'S JUST LIKE YOU TO RUIN MY LIFE said Stan
What said Kyle?
You caused me to drink in elementary school and caused Wendy to leave me then made me go to AA and made me made fun of every day at school till 7th grade said Stan
Wendy only left you for 2 week the AA helped you and the reason why everyone left you alone was cause I decked Craig in the face and everyone got scared of what would I do to them said Kyle
Yeah well you have an answer for everything huh said Stan
"The argument lasted for about 10 more mins till Wendy called for the boys to help her get the baby supplies because her parents were out of town and she wasn't due for another 2 weeks the boys got to the car and drove to wends house"
Hey guys said Wendy
"Her stomach was huge to the point where she could barely walk without being tired"
Hey said Stan
Hi said Kyle
You boys been fighting again huh said Wendy
Yeah how did you guess asked Stan?
Your attitude kind of helped said Wendy
Ugh I'm not in the mood I have work in an hour said Stan
Yeah yeah tough guy needs to work leave his future daughter alone said Wendy
Well what about the perfect father he can take a fucking day off said Stan
No I can't my boss said anytime I ask for a day off he will fire me he even said that I can't even take off next week for Wendy said Kyle
Ass said Stan
Oh now you defending me said Kyle
Uggh said Wendy….OWWWWW
"The boys jumped at the sound of Wendy in pain and ran to her"
What's wrong said Kyle
Wendy said Stan
..The baby she's ready to come yelled Wendy
"Water came out of her gown and it was revealed that her water broke and well the boys went into panic mode"
OH SHIT OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO yelled Kyle
I DON'T KNOW DUDE I THOUGHT WE HAD 2 WEEKS yelled Stan
GUYS CALM YOUR VAGINAS AND FUCKING DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL yelled Wendy
"Stan grabbed his keys and Kyle called his work and well"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN COME IN yelled the boss?
My child's about to be born said Kyle
I don't give 2 shits you tell that bitch to go without you or else said the boss
WELL THEN I FUCKING QUIT CAUSE IF YOUR FIRING ME FOR BEING THERE TO WITNESS ME DAUGHTER BEING BORN THEN WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I WORK OH AND ITS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW SO MY DAD WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK yelled Kyle
LETS GO yelled Kyle
"Stan go the car around and Wendy and Kyle jumped in Wendy was breathing heavy and Kyle was holding her arm everything was good….until the car broke down half way to the hospital"
FUCK yelled Stan
"Stan pulled over and checked on the car"
Its busted said Stan
I will push said Kyle
Damn it guys I WILL NOT GIVE BIRTH IN A SHITTY CAR yelled Wendy
Kyle pushing won't get us to the hospital faster said Stan
Well it will get someone's attention and maybe we can get a ride said Kyle
There ain't no one for miles Kyle we are on our own screamed Stan
WELL IM NOT LETTING MY LITTLE GIRL BE BORN IN THIS FUCKING WEATHER yelled Kyle
IT'S MY BABY NOT YOURS yelled Stan
"Tension finally broke and Kyle threw the first punch and Stan retaliated and Wendy stepped out of the car"
BOYS STOP WE WILL BE FINE JUST CALL AN…
"The earth stopped when Wendy hit black ice and slipped she hit her head on the car and her stomach on the pavement the boys hearts stopped and Stan ran to Wendy"
WENDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yelled Stan
Wendy yelled Kyle
"Wendy lied on the floor and was barely breathing blood was coming out of her and they knew the baby was hurt"
No no oh my got don't leave me said Stan
No Emily NO DON'T DIE ON ME yelled Kyle
"The boys broke down in tears"
And Kyle prayed
I may be Jewish but I'm out of options please Jesus if you can hear me please save Stans daughter I know she is not mine please please help her I beg of you said Kyle
….then a car horn was heard
HEY EVERYTHING ALRIGHT yelled a voice
We need to get to the hospital now our girlfriends baby is in trouble yelled Kyle
Please I will do anything just save Wendy please said Stan
"the driver helped Wendy in the car and they all got to the hospital it used to be called hells peak but finally the government stepped in and fired all the retards who worked there an hired professional doctors and they renamed the hospital to heavens peak and there track record quadrupled that of hells peak barely anyone died there unless it was a shooting or old age"
Doctor we have to perform and emergency C section if we are to safe the baby said the nurse
What about Wendy said Stan
Right now the best thing for her is getting that baby out of her belly who's the father asked the nurse
We don't know one of us is but we haven't discovered that mystery yet said Kyle
Well then your both coming in lets go said the nurse
"the doctor performed the C section and everything went silent in that delivery room stans breath was slowing Kyle was shaking and the author was on nerves then all of the sudden"
…a cry was heard
Is a girl a healthy baby girl said the doctor
"The boys were in tears little Emily was born and now part 1 of the fear was gone…..but Wendy still wasn't moving"
Ok boys we need to perform emergency surgery so move now said the doctor
"The boys ran out and waited and waited and waited until 3 hours had passed Bebe and Kenny just showed up and asked how Wendy was the boys didn't respond they were too scared to speak finally Stan spoke"
…..I'm sorry said Stan
It's my fault said Kyle
No its mine I was jealous said Stan
Yeah but I provoked you I should of called last week said Kyle
Well I shouldn't have said I didn't love you because I do man bro I am so fucking gay for you said Stan
Yeah well I'm straight for Wendy so I guess we are just 1 fucked up family said Kyle
"They both chuckled but in a low toned laugh finally the doctor came out with the news"
We stopped the bleeding but she slipped into a coma and we don't know if she will wake up I'm sorry but we must prepare for the worst said the doctor
"Stan just lost it at that second"
NO SHE CANT BE DEAD SHE CANT BE I LOVE HER yelled Stan
Look there is nothing we can do I don't think she will survive the month said the doctor
"Kyle grabbed the doctor"
Look asshole you have a history of saving lives so you better work you damn magic cause that baby will not go on without her mother
Look I'm not saying she will 100% die she has a good 40% chance of living maybe 45% sense we got her quick enough but right now she is fighting to live I'm sorry I truly am and it makes you feel better you can see your daughter…..and take the test to find out who the father is said the doctor
No said Stan
Kyle looked shocked
Huh I thought you wanted to know said Kyle
I don't care we both need to raise this baby and I need you Kyle said Stan
"Bebe finally spoke"
She still will have a mother I am her god mother so I automatically take custody of her and I demand that you 2 help me cause I suck ass with kids said Bebe
Yeah said Kenny
"The boys grabbed whatever strength they had and got off there asses and went to see their daughter"
The baby weighed a whopping 5 pounds said Bebe
Damn Wendy liked to eat said Kenny
Yeah said Stan whipping a tear she is beautiful
I want to hold her said Kyle
"The nurse handed Kyle little Emily and he held her in his arms and felt a huge amount of joy in his soul"
"She had black hair and her eyes matched her mothers and her lips matched both Stan and Kyle's lips (probably because they are so damn similar in facial features) and she slept the entire time Kyle held her"
1 week later
"Stan drove Emily and Kyle to his house where Stan's parents were waiting to meet the newest member of the marsh family"
She is so cute said Sharon
I want to hold her said randy
Dad she's still sleeping ok wait till she wakes up said Stan
"Randy pouted like a 5 year old"
Aww but I never get to hold the baby said randy
So is she living here asked Kyle?
Yeah and you are too cause I need as much help as I can get said Stan
So I'm officially moving out of my parents' house said Kyle
Yeah and into mine said Stan
Man you're a loser living with your parents said Kyle
Shut up said Stan
"The boys laughed"
…then Kyle kissed Stan
Uhhhh Kyle I thought we talked about that said Stan
I know but Wendy is in a coma I know you are hurting maybe I can help you out said Kyle
Look I don't want sex ok said Stan
…I mint cuddling ok I can give you a back rub and I will not touch you in any place you uncomfortable said Kyle
Dude why are you being so gay right now asked Stan
Because I am gay said Kyle
Your bi said Stan
Nope officially gay Wendy was the only girl I really cared for and she is in a coma and she barely kept me straight but you give me a reason to live said Kyle
Then what am I because I love Wendy with all my power and you as well said Stan
You have a case of 50/50 BI sexuality said Kyle
Ha really said Stan
Yeah and its serious said Kyle
Well I'm not having sex with you ok said Stan
I know I'm not asking for sex to be honest sex isn't why I love you it's…
"The baby screamed"
Ah shit what do we do asked Stan?
I don't know uhhhh is she hungry asked Kyle
Maybe but we need a girl to nurse her said Stan
Your mom asked Kyle
No I don't think she can I think after a certain age girls stop said Stan
Kyle called Bebe
"Bebe came over with some formula and helped feed Emily"
Man you guys suck as parents said Bebe
Yeah yeah how did you get her to eat asked Stan?
Its called women's touch I can't breast feed but I know about formula how you boys don't know that asked Bebe
Well we assumed we would have a pair of breasts that would help feed her said Kyle
I'm sorry said Bebe I miss her 2
She's not dead said Stan
She might as well be said Bebe
Bebe stop said Kyle
"Bebe broke"
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THAT MOMENT WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU THE MOST yelled Bebe
"She slapped Stan over and over again and Stan took each slap and then she broke into tears"
She was my best friend and now she is fighting for her life she might die and there is nothing I can do said Bebe
"Stan held her in his arms and cried too"
I know I loved her I don't want her to die but right now her memory is in Kyles arms feeding on that bottle and we need to be strong for Wendy cause if she does die we need to make sure Emily lives said Stan holding back tears but even the strongest man could not hold back the pain he felt
"An hour passed and Emily was laid down for the night and the boys laid down in bed"
Does this mean we are a gay couple who adopted a baby asked Kyle?
Yeah I guess this is going to be funny at school said Stan
Dude fuck school we need to talk about how we are going to take care of Emily said Kyle
Yeah I think we need to take shifts and no drinking smoking or any shit ok said Stan
Yeah…..until she starts pre K said Kyle
Ha yeah said Stan
"The next 6 months they boys looked after little Emily they changed her dippers which was insane because they both freaked out when she learned to roll over and almost rolled off the counter. She cried a lot but after the first 3 months she was an angel she never cried she smiled all the time and she was a happy baby her first word was dada and she always called Kyle that her second word was bubo who she called Stan that Stan always visited Wendy in the hospital but he knew there was no point cause 1 day they doctor would call and tell him she had died it came to the point where he stopped visiting and just spent his time with Emily the love of his life and Kyle his new man in his life he still didn't like having sex with him but one night he just tackled Kyle and they had the most romantic love making they ever had and the neighbors even heard then infect the police had to come cause people thought they were violently fighting I was funny as hell"
Finally 6 months later this happened
Emily come to daddy said Kyle
Dada said Emily
No come to dad said Stan
Buba said Emily
Yeah she still calling you buba said Kyle
Ha ha that's cute said Bebe
…..moma said Emily
"Bebe started to cry"
Yes mom I'm…I'm your moma said Bebe
Yeah I guess you are technically her mother said Stan
Man remember when Wendy knocked out the biker because he called me a queer said Kyle
Yeah the poor guy had a broken nose I thought he was kind of cute said Bebe
Hey what about I said Kenny
Your kind of cute said Bebe sticking her tongue out
I still am shocked you 2 are still together said Stan
I'm shocked you 2 are so GAY said Kenny
Ah queer there a difference according to bikers said Kyle
"They all laughed"
Then the phone rang
Stan answered and it was the hospital
Mr. Marsh said the doctor
Yeah said Stan
It's about Wendy said the doctor
Oh said Stans…it happened didn't it
Yes Stans…..
END OF CHAPTER
END SUMMERY
Oh my god what is on that end of the phone and why does Emily call Stan buba lol I guess babies can said daddy twice oh and if you're curious Emily is 7 months old and she is scooting so yeah she a cutie I wish I could draw so I would make a fan art oh well only 2 more chapters left in this story I thought it was going to be 3 but this chapter would have been too damn short if I didn't combine chapter 4 and 5 together and it might be the case with 5 and 6 so yeah either 2 or 1 chapters left and for all the reviews I have gotten I thank you I loved making this story I love a little style but I also love stendy so yeah I loved having a mixed so yeah happy Easter and tomorrow we will have chapter 5