Chapter 5 Miracles

Rating M for language and some sex talk

And a tiny side of lemon

Disclaimer I don't own South Park…..that would totally kick ass though

Chapter 5 Miracles

Stan went from calm to insane in literally 5 seconds after he heard what the doctor said

Yes Stan…she's awake said the doctor

"Stan dropped the phone after the information was told to him it's been almost 7 months sense Wendy was in her coma they said she would never wake up and now she's awake has both happy and scared thoughts in his head their daughter is 7 months old and she missed most of her baby years, yes she can enjoy the rest of her life, but Stan and Kyle became closer than before. Stan was afraid of what Wendy would say. Would she hate him for moving on? Or will she yell at Kyle for stealing him from her? All those thoughts hit him all at once and he threw up all over the floor and started to cry but not of sadness and pain but of joy for the love of his life was alive and she would see her daughter and how well he had raised her"

Damn it Stan all over the kitchen floor said Bebe

Dad is a silly guy isn't he Emily isn't he said Kyle

TH..That was the hospital said Stan

"Bebe started to tear up she knew that Stan would explain that her best friend had just died"

Stan it's on I'm here for you said Kyle

No that's just it she's awake said Stan

"The group went from sadness to joy everyone ran to Stan and hugged him"

WENDYS ALIVE yelled Stan

My best friend is alive said Bebe

You hear that Emily you're going to see mommy said Kyle

Moma said Emily

When can we see her asked Bebe?

Now said Stan we are leaving right now

Ok I will grab the dipper bag Bebe make a bottle for Emily just in case kenny help me put her in the car last time I tried to buckle her up she almost fell out said Kyle

"Stan grabbed the keys and ran to the car the gang got Emily in the car when a horrible sound was heard"

Hey fags how's it going said cartmen

Cartmen not now said Stan

Aw what's wrong you going somewhere with that OBOMINATION said cartmen?

"The words just enraged Kyle to the point of wanting to bash his face into the window seal and leave him for dead but anger management classes with Stan helped him through aggravation"

Yes cartmen we are going for a ride you want to come said Kyle

Fuck that I ain't going no were with that drool hound I'm shocked you haven't buried it alive yet said cartmen

What the fuck is wrong with you cried Bebe

Shut up bitch said cartmen

NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWHIP HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY GOD DAUGHTER LIKE SHIT WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO SEE HER MOTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME yelled Bebe

"Cartmen froze"

Wendy's alive said cartmen

"it's no secret that cartmen had feeling for Wendy hell he helped her out the first time she experienced the joy of being a women during her first period by buying her a tampon so none of the other girls could mock her he tried in 6th grade to ask her out but of course that didn't work sense she was with Stan and after their break up he tried to caution her but it just pulled them closer in fact the reason why he switched the pills was so that she would get pregnant Stan would leave her and he would be her pillow but unfortunately Kyle helped make Emily so he couldn't get them apart"

Yes fatass why do you care asked Bebe

I don't ok yeah I mean I'm happy she's alive I just don't give 2 shits that she is alive yeah tell her I said uh hi said cartmen

Fine ok let's go said Stan

"Emily's in her seat talking baby talk the boys are shaking and Bebe is holding on to Kenny and is telling him to pinch her. They arrived at the hospital and the doctor asked them to let Wendy rest but of course Stan spoke"

If she doesn't want to see us then that's fine but please ask her first tell her that her daughter is here said Stan

Ok said the doctor I will ask her

"The doctor went into the room and talked to Wendy who let him know that she only wanted to see Stan Kyle and Emily first"

Ok you 2 and the baby come first try to be calm she has been though a lot in the past 7 months said the doctor

"The boys walked in and saw Wendy with a few tubes in her arms but awake and healthy"

Hi said Stan

Hey said Wendy how long was I out for

7 months said Kyle

Damn I probably missed a lot said Wendy

Well someone wants to see you said Stan

"Stan lifted Emily out of her seat and handed her to Wendy"

Oh my god this is Emily said Wendy

Yeah she had your eyes said Stan

And your hair said Kyle

Well she looks like her dad as well huh said Wendy

Bub bub buba said Emily

Huh buba asked Wendy in confusion

Yeah that's Stan said Kyle can you say daddy

Dada said Emily

Aww that's so precious my good Kyle and beautiful buba said Wendy

"Stan Chuckled"

"Stan finally walked up and held Wendy in his arms and cried"

I thought I lost you said Stan in tears

"Wendy then whispered into stans ear"

You did a great job said Wendy she still breathing and she smells like she got a bath I love you Stan

Hey said Kyle

Love you 2 Kyle thank you for keeping an eyes on Stan said Wendy

Uh well sure uggh Kyle shuddered

So what happened while I was out said Wendy?

Well Bebe was the godmother said Stan

Oh shit please tell me she didn't pierce Emily's ears said Wendy

Ha no she is actually a good mother believe it or not if it wasn't for her me and Kyle would be lost said Stan

Yeah we panicked on day 1 with feeding her said Kyle

Aww I didn't get to nurse her said Wendy

Don't worry you will get another chance said Stan

….no I won't the doctor said the injury made it where I can never have kids anymore Emily will be an only child said Wendy

So who ever the father is…the other will never get a 2nd shot said Stan

Wait you don't know who the father is yet asked Wendy

No we agreed to wait said Stan

We decided it don't matter we both are fathers and we equally love Emily said Kyle

When did you agree to that asked Wendy?

In bed said Kyle

"Stan face palmed himself knowing that Kyle opened up Pandora's Box"

Oh god you 2 fucked said Wendy

Uhhhh said Kyle

I knew it how many times and give me the dirty details because this is just too important said Wendy

I thought you would be pissed that we moved on to quick said Stan

Stan I'm happy you moved on you focused on the baby not me you put aside your petty differences for the baby I love you for that…you're not fully gay right asked Wendy

Nope just BI sexual said Stan

Good said Wendy

…..i bought this for you in case you woke up said Stan

Oh what is it asked Wendy?

"Stan pulled out a ring and Wendy knew what this meant he was ready to tie the knot and be with her forever"

Kyle are you ok with this asked Wendy

You're not kicking me out or banishing me from seeing…..or holding Stan asked Kyle

No but there won't be any more sex….unless I'm involved said Wendy blinking

Ha deal said Kyle

"Bebe came running in the room"

Wendy I'm happy you're alive said Bebe

"The blonde headed girl practically knocked over the black haired girl down"

Ok Bebe honey get of me or I might get hurt again said Wendy

I am so sorry said Bebe

Its ok Bebe I missed you 2 you look nice you get a haircut asked Wendy

Nah I did try this new lip balm said Bebe

Oh yeah I looks nice it matches your eyes said Wendy

"This goes on for a good 20 mins"

And she was like gurl how dare you look at me like that just cause you are a whore who has a baby don't mean you judge me about my looks said Bebe

Damn said Wendy what did you say

I cussed that bitch out saying this is my goddaughter if her mother was alive right now she would kick your ass said Bebe

Huh I died said Wendy

We kind of assumed you wouldn't wake up said Bebe

Oh well I'm glad you had high hopes said Wendy in a snooty tone

I'm sorry said Bebe

Its fine I was joking I'm so proud of you for watching my daughter said Wendy

She called me mama but I'm not her mother her mother is 10 times better than me said Bebe

You're a good mother said Wendy

Really said Bebe

Yes and one day when you have kids you will be able to raise them better than I could ever do said Wendy

Thanks Wendy said Bebe

"The girls hugged and they looked at Emily who had a stuffed bear in her arms"

Hey Emily say mama said Wendy

"Emily just stared at her little bear and moaned"

Ha nope said Bebe

Blah blah baba said Emily

Aww I know your mommy is crazy huh said Bebe

Emily just laughed and clapped

Yes she is for leaving you with auntie Bebe to raise you said Wendy

"Yeah Stan and Kyle are just now considering ditching the girls right then and there when finally wendys parents showed up"

My babies alive said Mrs. Testaburger and she's holding my grandbaby

"Wendy's dad gave Wendy a hug and told her that he loved her and that has happy she is awake trying to hid the fact that he had been crying all day"

3 months later

Do you Stan take Wendy to be your wife in sickness and in health till death do you part said the priest

I do said Stan

I now pronounce you man and wife you may now kiss the bride said the priest

"Stan kissed Wendy and everybody cheered and clapped"

"The wedding party was a lot different than the baby shower for 1 cartmen actually was invited and 2 no porn was shown"

Dude I'm happy for you said Kyle

Thanks said Stans I'm so happy that I finally have my family

Well what am I asked Kyle?

Plan B said Stan

Oh I see if Wendy leaves or dies I'm back up said Kyle

Pretty much said Stan

….i can live with that said Kyle

Dude you can find another man in your life said Stan

Nah I don't need no man I'm an independent single black women said Kyle

Huh said Stan

I don't know said Kyle

Ok said Stan

So Canada why are you going to fucking Canada for the honeymoon asked Kyle

Cause it was the cheapest place at the last minute said Stan

Ha well when you get back remember anger management class said Kyle

Yeah I know I have been working on that a lot said Stan

And hey Christmas is next month maybe Mr. Hanky will visit Emily said Kyle

Dude I still can't believe you still hang with him he murdered his fucking wife said Stan

Uh she drank herself to death remember said Kyle

Yeah from alcohol poisoning sense she has to fucking celebrate Christmas every damn day of the year said Stan

Ha not anymore that even was a wakeup call for him no more 24/7 Christmas only once a year said Kyle

Still a talking piece of shit you have to admit its kind of sick said Stan

Yeah I know said Kyle

Hey boys come dance with me said Wendy

"The boys danced with Wendy"

A/N yeah I can't describe dancing I'm sorry

"Then a slow dance came on Stan had Wendy in his arms and they danced he felt like he was on a cloud and that she was keeping him from falling and next to him Kyle was with Emily holding her in the air and dancing…..till she spat up on him"

Aww baby girl what was that for said Kyle

"Emily smiled"

Daddy said Emily

SHE SAID DADDY PERFECTLY yelled Kyle

Wow her first legit word said Stan

Our baby girls growing up…..and I'm here to see it said Wendy

I love you said Stan I just wish that well

I know I'm bummed out that we only can have 1 child said Wendy

Why don't you 2 adopt said Kyle?

Nahh I don't want to adopt cause then the kid will look nothing like me said Stan

Suraget mother said Kyle

NO STAN IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GIRL said Wendy

Not even if it's me said Bebe

ESPECUALLY IF ITS YOU said Bebe

Oh come on 1 time while you were in that coma I grabbed Stan while I was drunk said Bebe

WHAT yelled Wendy?

Uh oh mommy and day are fighting whispered Kyle

Yeah and Stan grabbed my ass said Bebe

Actually he thought it was my ass said Kyle

He has a nice ass like mine said Bebe

She's right you know said Stan

Whatever said Wendy?

Daddy said Emily

That's right Emily daddy is silly said Wendy

"Emily smiled and clapped"

Aww said everyone

"the rest of the night went well Wendy and Stan ran to the limo and drove off while Kyle Bebe and kenny went home to lay Emily down for the night then they talked some more"

Man I love having Wendy back I can finally relax said Kyle

Yeah you're not jelly are you said Bebe

Nope I knew that this would happen and I'm cool with it I actually don't want any more sex ever again said Kyle

Huh said Bebe

Yeah sex is boring sometimes said Kyle I mean yeah its cool but then it get dull and annoying said Kyle

"Kenny then kissed Kyle"

Dude what the fuck was that for asked Kyle

You talking nonsense me and Bebe talked…I WANT YOU INSIDE ME said Kenny

Uhhhh ok pass me another beer and I will try said Kyle

Ok but first said Bebe I need this pill and I better not be fucking candy because if I take it and then me get pregnant I'm going to get pissed off

"Kenny then worked on Kyle he removed Kyle suit and boxers and started to blow him while Bebe removed her dress and decided to rub her pussy while she watched her boyfriend suck Kyle off"

Damn Kenny no teeth said Kyle

"Kyle then jizzed in kenny mouth and kenny spat on the floor and turned to Bebe and then bit into her right breast which were twice the size of Wendy's boobs they were DD and a half. kenny then took his dick out and shoved it up bebes pussy and rammed it in there as hard as he could meanwhile Kyle got his 2nd wind and shoved his dick up kennys asshole kenny had don't this before Kyle could tell cause it wasn't as tight at stans was there first time after a good 6 mins of going in and out Kyle jizzed in kenny and kenny was still going at it with Bebe it appears he can last up to 15 mins in bed in fact Bebe cam right then and kenny switched to Kyle for the remainder of the time he had in his load and unloaded in Kyle which felt really really good"

Holy shit said Kyle

Yeah I know said Kenny

Uggh said Bebe I'm done wake me up tomorrow

The 3 crashed on the floor and slept there all night until the baby woke up Kyle

I got her said Kyle

"He went to Emily's crib and talked to her"

Hey what's wrong you miss your mommy asked Kyle

Moma moma moma repeated Emily

Kyle then texted Wendy and Stan

Kyle: hey you busy

Stan: nah we just landed and Wendy is exhausted why. Are you

Kyle: do I have to answer

Wendy: ha ha Bebe just texted me

Kyle: fuck

Stan: that's right you fucked Kenny you basturd

Kyle: yeah you mad

Stan: no…..was he better than me

Kyle: yeah he didn't cry when I went in him

Wendy: ow snap

Stan: what's up?

Kyle: Emily misses her moma

Wendy: aww I miss her too

Kyle: she keeps crying and saying moma moma moma

Wendy: aww Stan why did we leave

Stan: for us we won't be gone forever and Kyle can handle Emily right Kyle

Kyle: yes I can because I want you 2 to enjoy yourselves

Stan: thanks man

Kyle: you're welcome

END OF CHAPTER

End summery

Another chapter in the story done oh and supernerd38 I never planned on killing her off I wanted to make it a cliff hanger unforcinatly you're the only one who commented so yeah you get a shout out bro enjoy and the rest of the fans 1 CHAPTER LEFT and it's called the test WHO IS THE FATHER IS IT KYLE OR STAN and what about Emily when will she decide to ask the question also why is cartmen being nice enough to get into the wedding will we see him in the last chapter find out…TOMARROW oh and I'm a horsey ( I thought this was important information to share)