Chapter 5 Miracles
Rating M for language and some sex talk
And a tiny side of lemon
Disclaimer I don't own South Park…..that would totally kick ass though
Chapter 5 Miracles
Stan went from calm to insane in literally 5 seconds after he heard what the doctor said
Yes Stan…she's awake said the doctor
"Stan dropped the phone after the information was told to him it's been almost 7 months sense Wendy was in her coma they said she would never wake up and now she's awake has both happy and scared thoughts in his head their daughter is 7 months old and she missed most of her baby years, yes she can enjoy the rest of her life, but Stan and Kyle became closer than before. Stan was afraid of what Wendy would say. Would she hate him for moving on? Or will she yell at Kyle for stealing him from her? All those thoughts hit him all at once and he threw up all over the floor and started to cry but not of sadness and pain but of joy for the love of his life was alive and she would see her daughter and how well he had raised her"
Damn it Stan all over the kitchen floor said Bebe
Dad is a silly guy isn't he Emily isn't he said Kyle
TH..That was the hospital said Stan
"Bebe started to tear up she knew that Stan would explain that her best friend had just died"
Stan it's on I'm here for you said Kyle
No that's just it she's awake said Stan
"The group went from sadness to joy everyone ran to Stan and hugged him"
WENDYS ALIVE yelled Stan
My best friend is alive said Bebe
You hear that Emily you're going to see mommy said Kyle
Moma said Emily
When can we see her asked Bebe?
Now said Stan we are leaving right now
Ok I will grab the dipper bag Bebe make a bottle for Emily just in case kenny help me put her in the car last time I tried to buckle her up she almost fell out said Kyle
"Stan grabbed the keys and ran to the car the gang got Emily in the car when a horrible sound was heard"
Hey fags how's it going said cartmen
Cartmen not now said Stan
Aw what's wrong you going somewhere with that OBOMINATION said cartmen?
"The words just enraged Kyle to the point of wanting to bash his face into the window seal and leave him for dead but anger management classes with Stan helped him through aggravation"
Yes cartmen we are going for a ride you want to come said Kyle
Fuck that I ain't going no were with that drool hound I'm shocked you haven't buried it alive yet said cartmen
What the fuck is wrong with you cried Bebe
Shut up bitch said cartmen
NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWHIP HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY GOD DAUGHTER LIKE SHIT WHEN SHE IS ABOUT TO SEE HER MOTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME yelled Bebe
"Cartmen froze"
Wendy's alive said cartmen
"it's no secret that cartmen had feeling for Wendy hell he helped her out the first time she experienced the joy of being a women during her first period by buying her a tampon so none of the other girls could mock her he tried in 6th grade to ask her out but of course that didn't work sense she was with Stan and after their break up he tried to caution her but it just pulled them closer in fact the reason why he switched the pills was so that she would get pregnant Stan would leave her and he would be her pillow but unfortunately Kyle helped make Emily so he couldn't get them apart"
Yes fatass why do you care asked Bebe
I don't ok yeah I mean I'm happy she's alive I just don't give 2 shits that she is alive yeah tell her I said uh hi said cartmen
Fine ok let's go said Stan
"Emily's in her seat talking baby talk the boys are shaking and Bebe is holding on to Kenny and is telling him to pinch her. They arrived at the hospital and the doctor asked them to let Wendy rest but of course Stan spoke"
If she doesn't want to see us then that's fine but please ask her first tell her that her daughter is here said Stan
Ok said the doctor I will ask her
"The doctor went into the room and talked to Wendy who let him know that she only wanted to see Stan Kyle and Emily first"
Ok you 2 and the baby come first try to be calm she has been though a lot in the past 7 months said the doctor
"The boys walked in and saw Wendy with a few tubes in her arms but awake and healthy"
Hi said Stan
Hey said Wendy how long was I out for
7 months said Kyle
Damn I probably missed a lot said Wendy
Well someone wants to see you said Stan
"Stan lifted Emily out of her seat and handed her to Wendy"
Oh my god this is Emily said Wendy
Yeah she had your eyes said Stan
And your hair said Kyle
Well she looks like her dad as well huh said Wendy
Bub bub buba said Emily
Huh buba asked Wendy in confusion
Yeah that's Stan said Kyle can you say daddy
Dada said Emily
Aww that's so precious my good Kyle and beautiful buba said Wendy
"Stan Chuckled"
"Stan finally walked up and held Wendy in his arms and cried"
I thought I lost you said Stan in tears
"Wendy then whispered into stans ear"
You did a great job said Wendy she still breathing and she smells like she got a bath I love you Stan
Hey said Kyle
Love you 2 Kyle thank you for keeping an eyes on Stan said Wendy
Uh well sure uggh Kyle shuddered
So what happened while I was out said Wendy?
Well Bebe was the godmother said Stan
Oh shit please tell me she didn't pierce Emily's ears said Wendy
Ha no she is actually a good mother believe it or not if it wasn't for her me and Kyle would be lost said Stan
Yeah we panicked on day 1 with feeding her said Kyle
Aww I didn't get to nurse her said Wendy
Don't worry you will get another chance said Stan
….no I won't the doctor said the injury made it where I can never have kids anymore Emily will be an only child said Wendy
So who ever the father is…the other will never get a 2nd shot said Stan
Wait you don't know who the father is yet asked Wendy
No we agreed to wait said Stan
We decided it don't matter we both are fathers and we equally love Emily said Kyle
When did you agree to that asked Wendy?
In bed said Kyle
"Stan face palmed himself knowing that Kyle opened up Pandora's Box"
Oh god you 2 fucked said Wendy
Uhhhh said Kyle
I knew it how many times and give me the dirty details because this is just too important said Wendy
I thought you would be pissed that we moved on to quick said Stan
Stan I'm happy you moved on you focused on the baby not me you put aside your petty differences for the baby I love you for that…you're not fully gay right asked Wendy
Nope just BI sexual said Stan
Good said Wendy
…..i bought this for you in case you woke up said Stan
Oh what is it asked Wendy?
"Stan pulled out a ring and Wendy knew what this meant he was ready to tie the knot and be with her forever"
Kyle are you ok with this asked Wendy
You're not kicking me out or banishing me from seeing…..or holding Stan asked Kyle
No but there won't be any more sex….unless I'm involved said Wendy blinking
Ha deal said Kyle
"Bebe came running in the room"
Wendy I'm happy you're alive said Bebe
"The blonde headed girl practically knocked over the black haired girl down"
Ok Bebe honey get of me or I might get hurt again said Wendy
I am so sorry said Bebe
Its ok Bebe I missed you 2 you look nice you get a haircut asked Wendy
Nah I did try this new lip balm said Bebe
Oh yeah I looks nice it matches your eyes said Wendy
"This goes on for a good 20 mins"
And she was like gurl how dare you look at me like that just cause you are a whore who has a baby don't mean you judge me about my looks said Bebe
Damn said Wendy what did you say
I cussed that bitch out saying this is my goddaughter if her mother was alive right now she would kick your ass said Bebe
Huh I died said Wendy
We kind of assumed you wouldn't wake up said Bebe
Oh well I'm glad you had high hopes said Wendy in a snooty tone
I'm sorry said Bebe
Its fine I was joking I'm so proud of you for watching my daughter said Wendy
She called me mama but I'm not her mother her mother is 10 times better than me said Bebe
You're a good mother said Wendy
Really said Bebe
Yes and one day when you have kids you will be able to raise them better than I could ever do said Wendy
Thanks Wendy said Bebe
"The girls hugged and they looked at Emily who had a stuffed bear in her arms"
Hey Emily say mama said Wendy
"Emily just stared at her little bear and moaned"
Ha nope said Bebe
Blah blah baba said Emily
Aww I know your mommy is crazy huh said Bebe
Emily just laughed and clapped
Yes she is for leaving you with auntie Bebe to raise you said Wendy
"Yeah Stan and Kyle are just now considering ditching the girls right then and there when finally wendys parents showed up"
My babies alive said Mrs. Testaburger and she's holding my grandbaby
"Wendy's dad gave Wendy a hug and told her that he loved her and that has happy she is awake trying to hid the fact that he had been crying all day"
3 months later
Do you Stan take Wendy to be your wife in sickness and in health till death do you part said the priest
I do said Stan
I now pronounce you man and wife you may now kiss the bride said the priest
"Stan kissed Wendy and everybody cheered and clapped"
"The wedding party was a lot different than the baby shower for 1 cartmen actually was invited and 2 no porn was shown"
Dude I'm happy for you said Kyle
Thanks said Stans I'm so happy that I finally have my family
Well what am I asked Kyle?
Plan B said Stan
Oh I see if Wendy leaves or dies I'm back up said Kyle
Pretty much said Stan
….i can live with that said Kyle
Dude you can find another man in your life said Stan
Nah I don't need no man I'm an independent single black women said Kyle
Huh said Stan
I don't know said Kyle
Ok said Stan
So Canada why are you going to fucking Canada for the honeymoon asked Kyle
Cause it was the cheapest place at the last minute said Stan
Ha well when you get back remember anger management class said Kyle
Yeah I know I have been working on that a lot said Stan
And hey Christmas is next month maybe Mr. Hanky will visit Emily said Kyle
Dude I still can't believe you still hang with him he murdered his fucking wife said Stan
Uh she drank herself to death remember said Kyle
Yeah from alcohol poisoning sense she has to fucking celebrate Christmas every damn day of the year said Stan
Ha not anymore that even was a wakeup call for him no more 24/7 Christmas only once a year said Kyle
Still a talking piece of shit you have to admit its kind of sick said Stan
Yeah I know said Kyle
Hey boys come dance with me said Wendy
"The boys danced with Wendy"
A/N yeah I can't describe dancing I'm sorry
"Then a slow dance came on Stan had Wendy in his arms and they danced he felt like he was on a cloud and that she was keeping him from falling and next to him Kyle was with Emily holding her in the air and dancing…..till she spat up on him"
Aww baby girl what was that for said Kyle
"Emily smiled"
Daddy said Emily
SHE SAID DADDY PERFECTLY yelled Kyle
Wow her first legit word said Stan
Our baby girls growing up…..and I'm here to see it said Wendy
I love you said Stan I just wish that well
I know I'm bummed out that we only can have 1 child said Wendy
Why don't you 2 adopt said Kyle?
Nahh I don't want to adopt cause then the kid will look nothing like me said Stan
Suraget mother said Kyle
NO STAN IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GIRL said Wendy
Not even if it's me said Bebe
ESPECUALLY IF ITS YOU said Bebe
Oh come on 1 time while you were in that coma I grabbed Stan while I was drunk said Bebe
WHAT yelled Wendy?
Uh oh mommy and day are fighting whispered Kyle
Yeah and Stan grabbed my ass said Bebe
Actually he thought it was my ass said Kyle
He has a nice ass like mine said Bebe
She's right you know said Stan
Whatever said Wendy?
Daddy said Emily
That's right Emily daddy is silly said Wendy
"Emily smiled and clapped"
Aww said everyone
"the rest of the night went well Wendy and Stan ran to the limo and drove off while Kyle Bebe and kenny went home to lay Emily down for the night then they talked some more"
Man I love having Wendy back I can finally relax said Kyle
Yeah you're not jelly are you said Bebe
Nope I knew that this would happen and I'm cool with it I actually don't want any more sex ever again said Kyle
Huh said Bebe
Yeah sex is boring sometimes said Kyle I mean yeah its cool but then it get dull and annoying said Kyle
"Kenny then kissed Kyle"
Dude what the fuck was that for asked Kyle
You talking nonsense me and Bebe talked…I WANT YOU INSIDE ME said Kenny
Uhhhh ok pass me another beer and I will try said Kyle
Ok but first said Bebe I need this pill and I better not be fucking candy because if I take it and then me get pregnant I'm going to get pissed off
"Kenny then worked on Kyle he removed Kyle suit and boxers and started to blow him while Bebe removed her dress and decided to rub her pussy while she watched her boyfriend suck Kyle off"
Damn Kenny no teeth said Kyle
"Kyle then jizzed in kenny mouth and kenny spat on the floor and turned to Bebe and then bit into her right breast which were twice the size of Wendy's boobs they were DD and a half. kenny then took his dick out and shoved it up bebes pussy and rammed it in there as hard as he could meanwhile Kyle got his 2nd wind and shoved his dick up kennys asshole kenny had don't this before Kyle could tell cause it wasn't as tight at stans was there first time after a good 6 mins of going in and out Kyle jizzed in kenny and kenny was still going at it with Bebe it appears he can last up to 15 mins in bed in fact Bebe cam right then and kenny switched to Kyle for the remainder of the time he had in his load and unloaded in Kyle which felt really really good"
Holy shit said Kyle
Yeah I know said Kenny
Uggh said Bebe I'm done wake me up tomorrow
The 3 crashed on the floor and slept there all night until the baby woke up Kyle
I got her said Kyle
"He went to Emily's crib and talked to her"
Hey what's wrong you miss your mommy asked Kyle
Moma moma moma repeated Emily
Kyle then texted Wendy and Stan
Kyle: hey you busy
Stan: nah we just landed and Wendy is exhausted why. Are you
Kyle: do I have to answer
Wendy: ha ha Bebe just texted me
Kyle: fuck
Stan: that's right you fucked Kenny you basturd
Kyle: yeah you mad
Stan: no…..was he better than me
Kyle: yeah he didn't cry when I went in him
Wendy: ow snap
Stan: what's up?
Kyle: Emily misses her moma
Wendy: aww I miss her too
Kyle: she keeps crying and saying moma moma moma
Wendy: aww Stan why did we leave
Stan: for us we won't be gone forever and Kyle can handle Emily right Kyle
Kyle: yes I can because I want you 2 to enjoy yourselves
Stan: thanks man
Kyle: you're welcome
END OF CHAPTER
End summery
Another chapter in the story done oh and supernerd38 I never planned on killing her off I wanted to make it a cliff hanger unforcinatly you're the only one who commented so yeah you get a shout out bro enjoy and the rest of the fans 1 CHAPTER LEFT and it's called the test WHO IS THE FATHER IS IT KYLE OR STAN and what about Emily when will she decide to ask the question also why is cartmen being nice enough to get into the wedding will we see him in the last chapter find out…TOMARROW oh and I'm a horsey ( I thought this was important information to share)
