Ok, here is chapter two, just to get you rolling a bit further with this story. Weed out any of you who are waiting and watching. There isn't much action in this chapter, but the action is coming, don't worry. So, I hope you enjoy, and I have a Naruto Justice League story in the works now, where Naruto is actually almost more villain than just anti-hero. It's gonna be good, I promise.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I do not own Kim Possible.
Kim woke up the next day, feeling refreshed and relaxed. Of course, then she opened her eyes and realized what she had thought was a bad dream was indeed real. Getting up, she removed herself from the bed, realizing she had even slept in her clothes. She must have been really tired. She opened the door, peering out to see if her…husband…was around. She shook her head at the thought of her being married. She couldn't believe she was in the situation she was in.
She walked into the hallway, making quietly out into the living room, to see Naruto cooking breakfast.
"Hi" she said, startling the boy.
"Oh, you're up" he said, flipping what looked like a pancake.
"Yeah" replied Kim. "I tend to do that in the morning." Naruto laughed at that.
"Well, so does the boss. Unfortunately, he didn't get to stay for breakfast, but he wanted me to stay around. Keep you company" he said, and Kim looked at him like he was crazy, before he dawned a look of understanding.
"Oh, duh, you're not familiar with shadow clones. The real Naruto left a while ago for a team meeting. You will be training with them once you get the basics of chakra down. But for now, Naruto wanted you to sleep in, figured you earned it after yesterday" said the Naruto, now revealed to be a clone, before he flipped the pancake behind his back, all the way over to the table, landing it directly on the plate.
"So, you're a clone?" asked Kim.
"Yep" replied the blonde, pouring more batter onto the pan. "I'm basically your personal attendant until the Boss gets back."
"How does it work?" she asked, sitting down and beginning to eat the large pancake before her.
"Well, the user literally takes and divides his life-force between whatever number of clones he wants. After that, we just split. We become partially sentient beings. And then when we dispel, we re-join the original Naruto, and he gets our memories" said the clone.
"So, when you leave, Naruto will remember this conversation?" asked Kim, getting a nod from the clone.
"If he cares to, then yes. He has to find the information in his mind, it becomes stored, but not automatic" said the clone.
"So then, were you serious about being my attendant?" asked Kim, as the clone put another pancake on her plate.
"Yep. After hearing your situation, Naruto decided that you should be made as comfortable as possible until you can either thrive here on your own, or until you finds a way to get home" replied the clone, sitting down.
"Are you not eating?" she asked.
"No, Naruto ate before he made me, so I'm not hungry" replied the clone. "When you finish, you'll probably want to take a shower, you know where the bathroom is, and the old man Hokage was here. He brought you some new clothes for you to wear while you're here."
"Yeah, a shower sounds really good. That prison cell wasn't exactly the cleanest room" replied Kim. "Neither was the interrogation room for that matter."
"Oh, and he also brought the things they confiscated from you when they found you. He said he honestly hopes you don't try to escape using them, though how you could do that with what I saw is a mystery to me" said the clone, pointing to several of her gadgets, including her Kimmunicator, which she sprang to once she saw it.
She tried to contact Wade, but was not surprised when she got nothing but static. She didn't think it would be up for inter-dimension communication. She sighed, before setting the device back down. "Figures" she said. "The one thing that would be the most help for me and it doesn't work here."
"You gonna be OK?" asked the clone.
"Yeah, no big" said Kim, slightly depressed. "I can handle living here for a bit. They're probably trying to get me back right now anyway."
"And they will. Don't worry about it. While it's probably not your favorite thing to think about, you're married now, and I can guarantee that Naruto isn't gonna make it hard on you, if I'm any indication" said the clone.
"Yeah. I think I'm gonna take up that offer of a shower" said Kim, grabbing some new clothes, before entering the bathroom, and the clone heard the water begin running.
By the time she came out, the clone's jaw nearly dropped. She wore a maroon colored sleeveless shirt, with a pair of tight, black pants and a belt covered with pouches. Her hair was out of place however, as it was wrapped up in a bath towel.
"So, are you feeling better?" asked the clone.
"A little yeah, at least I'm clean. Lovin' the new clothes by the way" she replied, looking down at herself.
"Well, according to the old man, they got your measurements during your physical and used those to find some clothes that would fit properly" replied the clone.
"Speaking of clothes, is there any possible way to get the original out of that orange jumpsuit? Not to be rude, but the thing looks awful" said Kim.
"Good luck. Since we started getting made, we've been trying to convince him to change his look. But he never listens. We hate this thing with a passion" replied the clone, who she noticed was only wearing the pants and a black t-shirt, having taken the jacket off.
"Why does he wear it anyway?" she asked.
"It's some sort of subconscious need for attention" replied the clone. "If you can get him out of this, we will be eternally grateful."
"Don't worry" said Kim with a smirk. "I can do anything. It's my motto"
"You know, I do believe you can, but it's not going to be easy" said the clone.
"What's not going to be easy?" Both turned to see Naruto. Suddenly, the clone burst into smoke. Naruto closed his eyes for a moment, before sighing. "Oh, he's right, it won't be easy. I like my orange" he said.
"Yeah, well, I think it's time you had a change. Come on, please. You wouldn't have to do anything, I can get clothes for you if you give me the money" said Kim.
"I don't really…" Naruto was shut up by Kim, as she broke out her secret weapon, her patented "Puppy Dog Pout."
"Ah, alright, but you have to pick them out for me" said Naruto, digging into his pocket. "I'll come with, because I'm not sure if you're familiar with our money, so I'll pay."
Kim just smiled in satisfaction as Naruto checked his…rather odd frog wallet to see how much money he had.
"Alright, let's go" said Naruto, motioning toward the door, Kim in tow.
"So I hear from your clone that you guys are going to be training me?" said Kim.
"Yeah. According to the old man, while the council doesn't want you "escaping", not teaching you to use chakra in a world like this would be grossly irresponsible" said Naruto.
"Do I get to learn that shadow clone thing?" she asked hopefully.
"Nope" said Naruto. "The shadow clone is way too difficult for you to handle. At least at this point in time."
"Um, do you not remember the whole "I can do anything" thing I told you about?" said Kim.
"Yeah, but shadow clones are dangerous if you don't have enough chakra or you don't know how the technique works" replied Naruto. "Unless you're proficient enough to control how much chakra you put into one, they split your chakra evenly between you and them. Basically, it can knock you unconscious, or in some cases kill you. And even if you can do it, you have to be careful. You gain the exhaustion of your clones, and you can also overload your mind with info if you have them studying and you disperse them all at once."
"Why do you sound like you know this from experience?" asked Kim, though she already thought she knew the answer.
Naruto just chuckled as they entered the store. "I once made about 30 clones and had them each read a different scroll from the shinobi library. I dispersed the clones all at once, and I woke up three days later in the hospital. Apparently I had gone into a coma while my brain processed the information."
Kim whistled at that. "Are you sure YOU are able to handle the technique?" she asked, almost mockingly.
"Trust me, "Mrs. Uzumaki" said Naruto, making Kim glare at him. "What?" he said. "You got me to come get new clothes; I at least had to get you back."
"Fine, just please don't call me that again" sighed Kim.
"Yeah yeah. You know, I'm not exactly thrilled to be married to you either" said Naruto casually.
"And what's wrong with me?" asked Kim, slightly offended.
"The whole "married" thing" replied Naruto, watching Kim look for clothes for him. "It has nothing to do with you personally."
"Well, that makes me feel so much better about everything" said Kim sarcastically, picking out several articles of clothing, before giving many of them to Naruto and telling him to go to the dressing room to see how they looked. When he came out, he got her approval. Naruto wore a black t-shirt, and a pair of grey shorts, covered in pouches for his ninja tools. However, that was only one of several outfits she had chosen for him, so they spent the next hour trying on clothes.
Once everything was paid for, removing a lot of weight from Naruto's wallet, the two took their purchases and left. Of course, one other stipulation Kim made was to leave in his new clothes, wanting to get rid of the orange as soon as possible. So, Naruto wore his black t-shirt and grey shorts, his jumpsuit thrown into one of the bags.
Taking a shortcut to Ichiraku's for lunch, they cut through an alleyway only to see a kid being held up by the shirt by a guy dressed like a cat, with a bandaged bundle strapped to his back, and wearing purple make-up. Next to him was a girl with a giant metal item strapped to her back, with her blonde hair tied in four ponytails. Also in the alley was Sakura, along with two other kids.
"Any idea who they are?" asked Kim, motioning toward the boy and girl with the items on their backs.
"Not a clue, but I don't think it would be a good idea if anything happened to the kid. He's the old man Hokage's grandson" said Naruto, loudly enough so the cat-man could hear, making his eyes widen and causing him to drop Konohamaru, who ran over to Naruto.
"You know" he said, "For once, I'm glad for that title."
"I told you that you were just asking for trouble" said the girl.
"I didn't know he was the damned Hokage's grandson" said the cat-guy.
"If Gaara finds out, he's going to kill us" said the girl.
"Your Sensei? He has every right" said Naruto, walking up to the group.
"No, our brother. And I mean he will kill us" said the girl, shaking.
"Come on, you can't mean that" said Kim.
"Had you done something so stupid as to hit the boy in an allied country, I would have." Both of the two froze at the voice. Looking over in the direction the voice had come from, everyone found themselves looking at a red-haired boy, wearing strange clothing, with a gourd on his back. What amazed Kim was the boy was standing upside down on a tree branch as though he were standing normally.
"Can you do that?" she whispered to Naruto.
"I can, but he makes it seem cooler and creepier at the same time" whispered Naruto back to her.
The boy then disappeared in a swirl of sand, before reappearing in the same manner in front of the two others, where they stuttered apologies.
"Shut up or I will kill both of you" said the boy, barely restrained animosity filling his voice. Both stopped talking immediately. The red haired boy turned around before addressing Naruto and Kim.
"I apologize on behalf of my siblings. They can be idiotic at times, and I'm sorry for any damage they've done" he said.
"Yes well, I accept your apology. Now why are you here? Konoha and Suna may be allies, but you still don't see many sand shinobi within our borders" said Naruto.
"We are here for the upcoming chuunin exams" was the red-haired boy's simple reply.
"Wait a minute. The Exams are coming up? Damn it Sensei, you would go without telling us about them" said Naruto.
"Well, if you enter, we may just see each other, and you can help me prove my existence" said the red-haired boy before turning toward his siblings. "We're going back to our Hotel…Now" said the boy before vanishing in the swirl of sand. His brother and sister left a moment later, a slight spring in their step as they power-walked away, trying not to draw the ire of their younger brother.
"That was weird, and I've seen some majorly weird things before" said Kim.
"You learn not to be surprised by people here" said Naruto, a slight hint of sadness in his voice, though Kim couldn't figure out why he would feel that way.
"Naruto, I just realized, you got new clothes!" Naruto face-planted at Sakura's proclamation.
"Yeah, now you're not a walking target anymore." Everyone looked up to see Sasuke in the same tree the red-head had inhabited.
"Yeah, I did a good job, didn't I?" said Kim, obviously proud of herself.
"The fact that you got him out of the thing in the first place gets you major respect from me" said Sakura, inspecting Naruto.
"Hey, it was an unfair battle. I was totally unprepared for the look" said Naruto, defending himself.
"What can I say? I'm just that good" said Kim, making Naruto sigh.
"Well, if you want to get something to eat, better come on, or I'm going without you" said Naruto, beginning to walk away.
"I'd go if I were you. Naruto doesn't joke when it comes to eating" said Sakura.
"Right, I'd better go then" said Kim, jogging after Naruto.
"See you in training" said Sakura. "Keep working on Naruto too. He needs it!"
"All over it!" shouted Kim around the corner.
"I can hear everything you guys are saying!" shouted Naruto.
"We weren't hiding it!" shouted Kim.
"Sweet Kami, they already sound like an old married couple" said Sasuke, smirking. Sakura just giggled.
Kim finally caught up to Naruto as he entered Ichiraku's. Naruto ordered a heaping five bowls of Pork, while Kim ordered a miso ramen. As they ate, they made some pleasant conversation, but nothing groundbreaking. They talked more about Kim's world, while Naruto also answered questions about his own. By the time they finished and got back to the apartment, they were on more friendly terms that the distant ones from before. They weren't exactly close, but they had stopped getting on each other's nerves a while before they got home.
As Kim prepared to go to bed, a sound was just barely heard. A beeping she recognized as the ring tone on the Kimmunicator. She dashed to the living room, and answered, finding Wade on the other end.
"Kim? Man, am I glad to see you" said the genius.
"Same here Wade. How'd you get through? I didn't think that you could get a signal strong enough to breach dimensions" said Kim.
"I'm focusing my signal through the vortex inducer. What happened? Are you ok?" he asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine. It's a good thing you didn't try to contact me yesterday, because the people here took my stuff" said Kim, but only got a confused look from Wade.
"Kim…How long have you been gone?" asked Wade.
"About two days, duh" said Kim, confused at the boy's question.
"Kim, you only got sucked through an hour ago" said Wade, as if he were pointing out the obvious.
"Well, I can definitively say, with witnesses, that it's been about two days over here" said Kim.
"Hmm, so I guess time moves faster in that place. The scientists are gonna love that" said Wade.
"But if time goes faster, how are we able to have a conversation like this" said Kim, moving into the bedroom.
"Well, I guess with the vortex inducer active, maybe they have synchronized the time streams for now" said Wade, taking a drink from a soda.
"So, what happened? What went wrong with the demonstration?" asked Kim.
"You mean you don't remember? Apparently, Drakken sent in Shego to try to re-steal the device, and you two got in a fight. She got away after you were sucked in" said Wade.
"Well, according to some doctors here I hit my head on something. Everything about the demonstration is a complete blank" said Kim.
"So what have you been doing while you're there?" asked Wade.
"Oh, do I have some things to tell you…" said Kim, before she regaled the boy with her story, leaving the boy not only shocked, but also he couldn't help but laugh at her predicament.
"So, you're a married woman now?" he wheezed out, making Kim glare.
"Yeah, I know, it's so ridiculous. I can't believe this is happening to me" said Kim, gaining her composure. "Just don't tell Ron…OR my parents."
"Umm…" said Wade, making Kim's eyes widen.
"They're listening to all of this aren't they?" she asked.
"As a matter of fact…" came the voice of her mother over the Kimmunicator.
"Umm, hi Mom" said Kim, blushing in embarrassment that her parents knew of her predicament, before the screen split to show the lab where the scientist in charge of the vortex inducer worked. Standing in the view of the camera, she could see her parents, as well as Ron, Rufus on his shoulder.
Back in Kim's world, Shego had returned to Drakken's lair, finding her employer waiting expectantly.
"Well" said the blue-skinned man. "Where is the vortex inducer?"
"Yeah, about that…" said Shego, making Drakken sigh.
"You didn't get it did you?" he said.
"Well, you see, I have some bad news and some good news" said Shego. "The bad news is that I didn't get your precious Pan-dimensional vortex inducer. Unfortunately, Little Kimmie was there to watch the test today."
"Ahhh, Kim Possible always has to ruin everything" said Drakken, crossing his arms in a childish manner.
"Yeah, well, the good news is that Miss Priss had a little accident in the lab and got sucked into some sort of portal, probably never to be seen again" finished Shego casually, examining her nails. Drakken looked up excitedly at that.
"You mean…she's gone? Out of my hair? Never to ruin my schemes again?" asked Drakken, getting a nod of the head from Shego.
"Oh this is too good" said Drakken darkly, smirking a bit.
"So, you want me to go back and get the vortex inducer now?" asked Shego.
"You don't get it Shego…with Kim Possible gone, there are numerous things I can do that didn't work before because of her and…her…sidekick's whose name escapes me, interference. Now that she's gone, we can go back to much simpler methods of world conquest" he said.
"So basically, you're gonna go through the list of failed plans?" asked Shego, taking a file and beginning to work on her nails.
"Precisely. But first, I think I may throw a party. This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me" said Drakken, a slight spring in his step as he headed for the door.
"I wouldn't doubt it" said Shego to herself, smirking when Drakken, having heard her, looked back with a dirty look.
"I'm in a really good mood Shego, please don't ruin it" said Drakken.
"Alright, whatever you say" replied Shego, as if she wasn't really listening, making Drakken growl, before continuing out of the room.
Back with Kim, Wade was running security footage of her fight with Shego, showing Kim exactly what happened. Basically, when she showed up, she wasted no time going after Kim, using her glowing green hands to try and rip her head off. It went on for a few minutes, neither gaining the upper hand, before Kim dodged a swipe at her stomach, opening her head as a target, which Shego took full advantage of. She through a powerful roundhouse kick at the teen, sending her flying into one of the room walls, and knocking her unconscious. Kim rubbed her head in the spot, finding it to still be sore, with a rather noticeable bump.
"Well, that would explain things" she said as her unconscious body in the video was sucked up into an out of control vortex portal. Apparently, when the fight broke out, the rest of the scientists fled, and as such couldn't work to keep the portal stable. Shego was shown holding onto several large pieces of equipment to keep from being sucked in. Using her green energy blasts, she blew up much of the equipment. It appeared as though she had only made things worse, as the portal seemed to get even more unstable, before closing with a blast of gale force wind, knocking the camera out of commission.
"Yeah, now though we have to repair all this before we can get you back. It may take a few days on our end" said Wade. "The scientists want me to end the transmission now. They have no idea what the effect of synchronizing our time flows could be, and they don't really want to find out."
"Right. If you get the chance, call me again sometime" said Kim.
"Don't worry Kimmy Cub, you leave everything to us. And make sure that boy you're with doesn't try anything" said Mr. Dr. Possible.
"Dad!" said Kim, blushing at the implication.
"We'll contact you again as soon as we can" said Wade.
"And Kim, when we get you back, bring some of those scrolls with" said Ron. "Do you have any idea how cool it would be to learn inter-dimensional ninja techniques?" said Ron, Rufus slapping himself on the forehead.
"Ron, I haven't even learned anything yet, and what makes you think there will be scrolls?" asked Kim.
"Kim, these are Ninja. Ninjas and scrolls just go together, like Nacos and Diablo sauce" replied Ron.
"Right…I'll talk to you guys later…I hope" said Kim, before the transmission ended.
Chapter end
I hope that cleared things up a little on what happened.
Also, I got a review that asked about my jumping from one scene to another. Well Appo1119, I used to say every time I changed sequences, but got a lot of crap for it because it "Ruined the flow of the story." So this is just how I do things now. Like with any of my stories, if you don't like the way it's going, you should read something else. Thank you for your review though. It was one of those rare ones that are ACTUALLY REVIEWS.
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