Hey, really sorry about how short this is, but I have to move on to something different. I hope to update sooner now, but with my girlfriend and school, my time is limited.
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Kim woke up early the next day, still thinking maybe it might be some bad dream. She pulled on a robe she had been given, before walking out to the living room. This time, neither Naruto nor one of his clones were there, but on the counter in the kitchen she saw some scrolls and a note. Taking the note, she found it was from the Hokage. It read:
"These scrolls describe the basis of how to tap into your chakra. Before you can work with Naruto and his team, you will need to learn the basics. I'm sure Naruto will help you when he is free. Now, there are a few things you should know pertaining to you and your arrival. When you arrived, you were muttering incoherently while unconscious. We have figured that you cannot naturally speak or read our language, so I've placed a seal on you known as a Perception Alteration Seal."
"The seal in itself was one of the first seals created. It was used to bridge language barriers between the nations before a standard language was created. Basically, it alters your thought patterns so that while you hear, read, and understand things as if they were in your language, you are in fact hearing, reading, and understanding ours, and even speaking without realizing it. The seal is commonly referred to as that which gives the "Gift of Tongues." No matter what the language, you will be able to understand it"
Kim's eyes widened. So she wasn't even speaking English when she spoke with them. On the plus side, when she got back to her world, she never would have to study for her language classes. She continued reading.
"However, the seal I placed on you is imperfect, so I called in an old student of mine who is a master at seals. If you could come by my office later today, he can make you a more permanent solution. I hope you have a good day and I will more than likely be seeing you later."
Hiruzen Sarutobi
Sandaime Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves
She flipped the note to see if there was a back side, and upon finding none, turned her attention to the scrolls. She sighed, she hated when Ron was right. Sure, he was her best friend, but things were just weird when he was right and she was wrong. She took the first scroll and opened it, beginning to read.
About an hour later, Naruto entered the apartment. "Hey, what's up?" he asked, looking at what she was reading.
"Oh you know, nothing to do, so I thought I'd take a look at these" she replied, holding up the scroll. "By the way, did you know anything about this seal or whatever? The Hokage said he placed a seal on me that lets me understand other languages, including yours."
"It might be this" said Naruto, brushing away her hair to reveal a series of markings and kanji on the back of her neck. Grabbing a mirror while Kim grabbed her compact, the two held them in place, allowing Kim to see the markings. She carefully rubbed her hand over them, but they didn't smear.
"Great" she said sarcastically. "Now I've got a tattoo. My dad is sooo gonna kill me."
"Seals and tattoos aren't the same thing. It's just ink that gets fused to your skin during the sealing, it can be removed very easily" said Naruto. "So this little thing keeps us speaking the same language, huh?"
"Apparently" replied Kim. "That reminds me, I need to go meet the Hokage to have it looked at and get a permanent one."
"Well then, let's go" said Naruto. Kim went to the bedroom and threw on some clothes, before joining Naruto.
"So how do you know about seals?" asked Kim as they exited the apartment.
"I read" replied Naruto. "Do you not remember the coma story? When nobody is around I do three things. I read, train, or work on my garden."
"You have a garden?" asked Kim, internally laughing. "You like gardening?"
"As a matter of fact, I do" said Naruto, defending himself. "It's relaxing."
"Sorry, it's just that back in my world, the only guys I know that enjoy gardening are old men" laughed Kim.
"Yeah well, this isn't your world" said Naruto. "Come on, it'll be faster if we use the rooftops."
"Wait what?" asked Kim as Naruto grabbed her and launched them up to the top of a building. Kim felt she was so lucky that she did extreme jobs all the time or she would have screamed. Naruto set her down before picking her back up on his back.
"What are you doing?" she asked, a combination and confused and irritated.
"Well, I don't think you're able to run rooftops like us, so just hang on" replied Naruto, smirking slightly as she huffed but gave in. Naruto took off at high speed toward the Hokage tower.
As they were going, Kim got close to Naruto and said in his ear, "Don't get used to this."
Naruto looked back to the girl on his back, before replying "I was about to tell you the same thing." Once they arrived, Naruto set Kim down before they entered the building, finding their way to the Hokage's office. Once they entered, they saw the Hokage, along with a large, rather strange looking man. He had long white hair, and red streaks down each cheek. He and Sarutobi were talking to each other like they were old friends.
"Ah, Naruto, Kim, excellent. I'd like you both to meet my old student, Jiraiya" said Sarutobi.
"So, this is the girl. She is quite a looker, isn't she" said Jiraiya, a slightly perverted grin on his face, making Kim glare daggers at him. "So, you need me to reinforce a Perception Alteration Seal?" he asked, turning his attention back to Sarutobi.
"If you would" said the Hokage.
"Well, she's going to need to remove her shirt" said Jiraiya, the perverted smirk returning. Kim blushed furiously, crossing her arms over her chest and glared.
"Kim, if you would please" said Sarutobi. "It has to be done." The girl huffed before removing her shirt, so all she had was a bra. Moving behind her, Jiraiya brushed her hair out of the way, taking a look at the girl's neck, examining the seal.
"Oh yeah. This thing is pathetic. No offense Sensei, but I'm surprised this thing has lasted as long as it has" he said. Putting his hand into a seal, he touched the center of the seal, causing it to break up, and in so doing, causing Kim to lose her understanding of what they were all saying. It sounded very similar to Japanese, a language which she couldn't speak anyway. She felt a strange sensation as Jiraiya drew up a new seal on the base of her neck, going down her back, beneath her bra strap as well, before flashing through several hand seals and touching the center once again.
As the others in the room watched the seal glow a bright golden color, Kim finally began to understand what was being said. "There, that should do it. One permanent perception seal" said Jiraiya. "Now then, if you don't mind, I've got some research to do, and by now they've probably forgotten that I'm banned from the hot-springs." With that, he let a perverted giggle escape his lips and disappeared.
"You may put your shirt back on now" said Sarutobi, which the girl did with incredible speed. When she turned, she saw Naruto staring at her, a blank, far-away look on his face.
"I know you're not undressing me the rest of the way in your head" she said angrily, but got no response. Sarutobi just chuckled as the teenage side got the better of her and she slapped him across the face, breaking him out of his stupor.
"Huh, what were we talking about?" he asked, making Kim sigh and face-palm.
"Come on, let's get out of here" she said, grabbing his hand and leaving, Sarutobi still chuckling.
"I wonder how they're both going to take the news when the council springs it on them that they need to consummate the marriage before too long" he said to himself, before pulling his little orange book out from a secret compartment in his desk. He giggled perversely before vowing that he'd have to have Jiraiya autograph a few before the toad sage left the village again.
Naruto and Kim re-entered his apartment, Kim's face as red as her hair, and Naruto still rubbing his face from where she had slapped him. Kim dropped on the couch in a huff, wondering how she got surrounded by perverts. Of course, regardless of it all, she had felt some sort of satisfaction in creating the reaction she achieved from her husband. It made her feel good for some reason. As she opened her scrolls again, she found she couldn't focus. Her mind kept wandering to Naruto, and she felt that with her parents not around, she could have all sorts of fun with him. When she realized what she was thinking, she shook her head.
"Great" she thought, "Now I'm turning into a pervert. There is no way I'm gonna falling for this guy. But he is cute…" She was snapped out of her thoughts by an amazing feeling. Looking around, she found several shadow clones. One was stationed on each foot, massaging each; while another one gave her a neck rub and another asked her if she wanted something to eat.
"Ok, what's with this?" she asked, though she couldn't deny she was thoroughly enjoying it.
"Apologizing for earlier" said the original Naruto. "I had a bit of a pervert moment" he continued sheepishly.
"Well, if this is how you apologize, you can have them a little more often" replied Kim, losing herself to the touch.
"I just may take you up on that" said Naruto under his breath so Kim couldn't hear.
"Hmm?" she asked, but he just shook his head and went to prepare some instant ramen.
"Oh, nothing" said Naruto. "Just talking to myself." Kim looked at him for a moment, not fully believing him, but just passed it off as her being paranoid. Once Naruto had made the ramen, he brought both himself and Kim one of the noodle cups and they ate in relative silence. It was only broken by some idle chit-chat, but that was about it. Both were fairly uncomfortable with the silence, but neither really could think of anything to say to the other.
"So, do you like it here?" asked Naruto, before mentally slapping himself. He just asked a girl who was pulled from her own world into an unfamiliar one, thrown in prison and forced into a marriage if she was enjoying herself.
"Well, I can't say I'm happy with the situation, but I think that it's not the worst one I've been in. Weird, definitely. But bad?...Not entirely" she replied, making Naruto stare at her with one eyebrow raised as if to say "Seriously?"
"You've been in worse situations?" asked Naruto.
"Phhf, try being put under mind control by a blue skinned psycho, only to have your little brothers save you. I don't think I'm ever going to live that one down, more from embarrassment than the actual mind control" she said.
"You led a very…interesting life in your world, didn't you?" asked Naruto.
"You don't know the half of it" said Kim. "If you knew some of the missions I've done, you'd just shake your head. From what I hear, you guys take on missions all the time."
"Yeah" said Naruto, "But until our most recent mission, we spent more time chasing some damn cat than anything else."
"A cat?" asked Kim. "Now that's a ninja mission even I could do."
"Oh, I doubt it" said Naruto. "I kid you not, this cat is a demon from Hell. It escapes maybe ten or eleven times a day, and sometimes it takes Jonin level ninja to catch. It has escaped so many times, that it knows how to escape from Ninja."
"Wait, you're serious?" said Kim, laughing.
"Yep" replied Naruto. "Damn thing has scratched me up more than my fair share too."
"Wow. I'll take your word for it then" said Kim, taking another bite from her noodle cup.
"Yeah…Come to think of it, Kakashi-sensei gave us something today" said Naruto, digging into his pocket. "Some form for the Chuunin exams. He said that's why he's been giving us a rest from actual missions."
"Chuunin exams?" asked Kim.
"Yeah. Ninja are ranked by skill" replied Naruto. "You have basic academy students, then once they graduate, they become genin, like me, then they can become Chuunin, then Jonin, and then there are the highly skilled ANBU Black Ops. Squads."
"You gonna sign up?" asked Kim, setting down her empty cup of noodles.
"Hell yes" said Naruto with a smirk. "I've never been one to back down from a challenge."
"What about the other two?" she asked.
"Well, if I know Sasuke, he'll do it, but I'm not sure about Sakura. She's generally a follower though, so I don't doubt she'll do it if the two of us will" replied Naruto.
"Interesting bunch" said Kim, before she heard the tone of the Kimmunicator. Reaching into one of her pockets, she found Wade on the other end.
"Hey Wade, how're things coming on that side?" she asked.
"About as good as you'd expect. Apparently, Shego really did a number on the lab. But they're hoping to have it ready soon" replied the boy genius. "How're things on your end?" he asked.
"Not bad. I will say it's nicer being with Naruto than in Prison" she replied.
"Who's that?" asked Naruto, looking over her shoulder, allowing Wade to see him.
"This is a friend of mine" said Kim to Naruto. "He usually monitors my website and sends me and Ron on our missions." She looked back at Wade, who was staring at her, mouth agape. "What?" she asked.
"I didn't know you spoke Japanese" said Wade.
"I don't" said Kim. "It's some sort of seal that allows me to speak and understand other languages."
"A seal?" asked Wade. Kim sighed and handed the Kimmunicator to Naruto, who put it up to show off Kim's neck. "Whoa" said the genius. Hold on, I'm gonna check this thing out." A light flashed from the handheld device, running up and down the visible part of the seal.
"It looks like just a normal tattoo, nothing special. You sure it does what you say it does?" he asked.
"Duh Wade, how could I speak a language I've never attempted to learn without it. They replaced the other one, and when it was off, I couldn't understand a thing they were saying" replied Kim.
"Well then…" said Wade. "How's married life?"
"Ok, not as bad as I would have expected. It's more like just having a roommate actually…" she said.
Naruto, who had absolutely no idea what was being said, grabbed her empty ramen cup along with his five and brought them to the kitchen. He felt a little left out, but felt it wasn't his place in the first place.
Pulling out the slip for the Chuunin exams, he looked it over and signed his name. Placing it back in his pocket, he got something to drink more to take up time than from the fact he was thirsty. He wasn't going to interrupt Kim during her conversation.
"Hey Naruto." Turning around, Naruto saw Kakashi outside his kitchen window.
"Kakashi-sensei, what are you doing here?" asked Naruto.
"Well, I figured that you'd sign the form first thing, so I figured I'd come and tell you about the team meeting tomorrow. Any of you three taking the exams will have to discuss a strategy" replied Kakashi.
"Huh? Strategy?" asked Naruto. Kakashi just sighed.
Chapter End.
Short, I know, but I'm having a bit of writer's block with this particular story. It will come though.
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