Sorry it took so long to update but I haven't been inspired to write a new chapter because of the few reviews I've gotten. More reviews means faster updates~ As always, read, review but most of all enjoy.

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Chapter 10

As Zelda slipped into the bar she saw… no one really. There were a group of people studying over a map and a scrawny post man hunched over a menu.

"…Hello?" Zelda called out. The people studying the map paid no attention to her. Suddenly a woman with titanic breasts came up to her.

"Hey there! Are you looking for a job?" from reading the name tag on her shirt, she was Telma.

Zelda gulped and nodded her head. "Y-yes. Are you hiring?" Telma nodded her head.

"Sure are, but the mornings aren't busy. All we get is the few sad morning drunks. It gets busy at night and requires a kinky uniform"

Zelda folded her arms "Why kinky?" Telma tapped her foot.

"Isn't it that obvious? Men are the ones who come here mostly. Sometimes they like a view when they drink"

Zelda sighed and lowered her head, a princess reduced to nothing but a bar waitress.

"Okay I'll take the job…"

Link had found a job as a guard for Castle Town. He had gotten the uniform and a sword as well. His work was tedious and heavy. He saw the true nature of these soldiers. They could care less about the safety of the Town. They abused their powers and they used this power to get women.

More than once he had to correct the behavior of the soldiers. He had gotten into a few fists fights but it was all worth it. They were not soldiers and they didn't deserve the uniform they wore.

Since Link's behavior was so admirable, most of the girls of the Town became a fan of him and fawned over him. The day was long and he grew tired from correcting and reporting soldiers left and right. For the goddess's sakes he even had to comfort a strange bug girl who was upset that no one came to her ball.

At the late hours of the night, he walked into a warm bar and took a seat, setting his sword aside. Inside the bar was warm and a drink would warm his stomach inside out.

"Ah, excuse me" he tapped the waitress girl's shoulder. "I'd like to place an order"

The girl turned around and blinked, staring a bit in shock and embarrassment. She wore an arousing attire that showed most of her skin, cleavage and legs. It was almost like a black show girl dress.

Link stared blankly for a moment. "Zelda you have to be kidding me" He looked up and down at her. Zelda covered herself and bonked him on the head.

"Don't look! It's the only job I could find!" Link just stared, he was too tired to deal with anymore bullshit.

"Soldiers eat free I think…can I get like a small sandwich?" He didn't like using his power over others, but he had absolutely no money on him currently and a free meal and drink sounded great to him.

When his meal arrived he ate heartedly and licked his fingers satisfied. A few drunks were bothering Zelda. Link watched from afar as they groped her.

It was sad to see royalty reduced to this. He knew it was hard for her. Link got up and walked over to the group with his sword with him. He unsheathed his sword and pointed the tip at one's throat.

"What you're doing right now is against the law. I can have you jailed for that" He glared at them and pushed Zelda behind him.

The drunken man stood up and cracked his knuckles 'Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it!" he shoved Link hard.

"Tsk…I thought you'd be smarter" Link handed Zelda his sword and turned around to the drunken man. He punched him square in the jaw which made him lay on his back and see stars.

No one bothered to pay attention to them since bar fights were so common and they all went back to their drinking.

Link checked his knuckles to see if he cut himself and turned to Zelda. Though she completely aroused him, he turned his head away.

"….Do you think you can talk to your manager about your attire?" Zelda saw him trying to avoid her and she smiled.

"Why Link? Don't you like this?" She swayed her hips as she walked to meet his eye. He gulped and became hypnotized at the creamy white skin. He stared and covered his eyes.

"No no no! Stop doing that to me!" he pulled his tunic down over his groin. When that didn't seem to hide his state he put his helmet in front of him.

Zelda giggle and leaned against him, pressing her chest to his arm. "Hmmmm?~ Doing what?~" she asked as innocently as possible and walked her fingers up his chest. Link turned as red as a tomatoe and stormed out.

A slow clapping was heard from behind and Zelda turned around to see her boss, Telma.

"That's great honey! You need to do that to more men if we want to get more customers!"

Zelda sighed and rubbed her face. This life was sure not going to be easy.

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Everyone I'm sorry for the late update. I've just been so uninspired with the small number of reviews. I'm grateful that I at least have some but…a little more might make me post faster. I hope you enjoyed the chapter!