Kido was cooking in the kitchen. The sweet aroma of her delicacy was unbearable to Kisaragi Shintaro; a former ike-NEET. Since he was high on soda, he didn't have a clue what he did this day.
"Tsubomi-chan...please hand over to me...your sweets..." he moaned out, and tumbled into the room she was in. "Shintaro, why are you drunk?" Kido could immediately tell this was not Shintaro's normal self. "Sweets..." he called out again. Kido climbed onto the counter.
"Woah, Shintaro," she was starting to get nervous, "I'm being serious."
"I'm hungry...give me your ponytail..." he reached for her ponytail. "Gyah! Stay away for me!" she jumped off and ran. "Help!" she cried. Shintaro grabbed her by her waist.
'shitshitshitshitshitshi' Kido thought repeatedly. Shintaro took a sniff of Kido's hair. "Your ponytail smells just like your sweets..." his hands started to roam awkwardly. "You have curves? It seems so-"
"Get off of me, you perverted shut-in!" Kido punched him. She glared down for a second. 'just put up ur hood n walk away' she thought, and strolled back into the kitchen.
The next day, Shintaro was at his knees begging for Danchou's forgiveness.