Mary was sitting on the couch, hearing Seto read her fairy tales.
"...and the frog kissed the snake, and the snake turned..." Seto gazed at Mary, "...into the gorgeous, amazing princess she truly was." Mary blushed, then giggled.
'Gross.' Shintaro thought. He was in the next room watching a yaoi anime. No suggestive themes or anything, just pure love. Hearing this clichè story against his boy love was sickening.
"Oi...Seto. Do you mind putting that pink book down and buying some masks for Kano? He told me his mask w wearing off." Kido asked Seto with a serious face.
"Of course! Mary, we'll postpone our story here, 'kay?" Seto replied. Mary diligently nodded. "Bye."
Seto and Kido left. Shintaro and Mary were left alone. "Shintaro, what are you watching?" Mary asked. Shinatro immediately blushed at the sound of Mary's voice. "U-uh...nothing! Just a show... Mekaku City Actors! Yeah! New show and all... You can go now!"
Mary was curious. "May I watch with you?" 'No. No. No. No.' Shintaro thought, but his mouth said, "Sure. Sit here."
"E-eh?! Yaoi?!" Mary gasped, and went red. "I'm sorry! I just found it...I thought it was cool...and then...Sorry!"
Then, Mary giggled. "Well," she started, "I am a big fan of boy love."
For the next ten minutes, Shintaro and Mary sat contently next to eachother; Shintaro drinking an ice-cold soda and Mary eating a stick of cotton candy. Episode 112 came on.
"A-ah...Akihiko-kun..." Tadashi moaned. 'What?' both Mary and Shintaro thought. The screen was black.
Suddenly, an animation of Tadashi and Akihiko making love showed up on screen! "Akihiko! Akihiko! Akihiko!" Tadashi screamed. In the middle of Tadashi's second yelp, the door clicked, and opened.
The guilty duo turned to see the awe-struck Kido and Seto. Seto dropped the grocery bags he was holding just a second ago. "I-I'm sorry!" She jumped out of the blanket she shared with Shintaro and ran. "H-hey don't put this on-!
Shintaro was knocked out.
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'W-y did yo- do -at?!'
'He sh-dn'- be sh-wing Mary th-se so- of -ngs! He's ru-ing her innoc-!'
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Hey! It was a request from one of my reviewers who were coincidentally on the more precious side. They wished for ShinMary with a protective Seto. Here you go! ...although I'd mostly call it; the SetoMaryShin. About to say 'ShinSetoMary' but...something tells me that isn't fully correct...