Peabody let out a silent scream.
"Peabody, you dolt," he thought.
He crept out of bed, unknowingly waking up Ms. Janet.
She let out soft meow and opened her eyes. She saw the sheets weren't her's and sprang up instantly.
"Peabody?!"
Peabody spun around on his heels.
"Hi."
Janet jumped out of bed, realizing she was naked.
"Did we-"
"I don't know!"
The two animals raced out of the room, scared of what have might happened.
"Look, I have a Time Machine that we can use to go back in time to see what happened," they said at the same time.
"What's your called?"
"The WABAC. What's your's called?"
"The LAWNCH."
They shook paws.
"Nice name."
"And to you as well."
"Aright! Now back to business!"
Peabody grabbed Janet's paw and began taking her somewhere.
He scanned his paw and a door opened. A giant orange sphere sat floating in the center.
"WABAC?"
"WABAC."
The animals scrambled into the machine.
"Alright. Let's go back about 10 hours ago."
Peabody began typing in time and coordinates.
"Your about to go back to a time were you exist. Do you wish to continue?"
Peabody held up his paw, but didn't press yes.
Janet placed her paw on Peabody's shoulder.
"Go on."
Peabody reached out and pressed yes.
The WABAC whirred to life and blasted off.
(About 1 to 3 minutes later)
Peabody climbed out the way back. He waited for Janet.
"Whoa!"
Janet tripped right into Peabody's arms. Peabody felt his tail wag against his will. He cleared his throat.
"Let's go."
"Right!"
Janet used Peabody's chest as a standee and began following him.
Janet saw Peabody crouch and followed suit.
"There we are."
Janet looked and saw her and Peabody.
He was holding her bridle style, kissing her. He took her in his room.
"Come on."
Janet began crawling like a cat while Peabody shuffled on his belly.
"So cute," Janet thought.
Peabody used his nose to push open the door, like he did when he was a puppy. They peeked their heads inside.
Past Peabody was pinning Past Janet to the bed, planting kissing on her neck.
Past Janet was removing her dress, causing Past Peabody's tail to wag.
"Wait," Past Janet said.
"What," Past Peabody asked.
"Let's not do this."
Peabody and Janet let out silent sighs.
"Why," Past Peabody asked.
"Well, because I believe in abstinence."
"That's entirely believable."
"So, until you I see a ring on my paw, you can just enjoy me snuggled up against you."
"Fair enough."
The past animals snuggled together and fell asleep, not knowing that they would forget everything that happened.
Peabody and Janet backed away from the door. They crept back to the WABAC.
"Next time, we take the LAWNCH."
"Fair enough."
Janet helped Peabody into the WABAC. He started the machine and began the trip home.
(About 1 to 3 minutes laster)
Peabody parked the WABAC and helped Janet out. They ran into the living room.
"I can't believe we..."
Janet stopped talking when she saw Izzy and Sherman, looking fairly displeased.
Now it was Janet's turn to say-
"Hi."
"Hello, Ms. Janet."
"And to you, Mr. Peabody."
The animals looked at each other, the most believable of fake smiles on their faces.
"I'm not to happy about the fact I didn't get to go home, Ms. Janet."
"Well, I..."
"And I'm not happy about the fact I couldn't find anything g to make breakfast with."
"I was..."
The kids pressed in.
"Care to explain?"
Peabody and Janet looked at each other.
"Boston Tea Party?"
"Sure!"
Janet got of her keys and pressed a button.
The LAWNCH came up through the elevator.
"A slingshot?"
Janet ran over to the slingshot, yanked it up and ran back over to Peabody.
"What's that-whoa!"
Janet placed Peabody the fireshot and pulled back. She released, grabbing Peabody's hand, sending them both flying.
They disappeared, the LAWNCH with them.