DAYA ko aaram karne ka keh kar NIYATI hall me aati hai tabhi landline phone ring hota hai.
NIYATI-hello.
ABHIJEET - hello kaun?
NIYATI-Main Dr. Pradhan. Aap kaun?
ABHIJEET-ji is nazis ka naam ABHIJEET hai.
NIYATI-Oh Jay ke Veeru tum. Kaho kyu phone kiya?
ABHIJEET-ye mere dost ka ghar hai main jab chahu tab use phone karu aapko kya?
NIYATI-haa mujhe kya? Lekin apne dost ko phone karna hai to uske mobile pe karo na.
ABHIJEET-kiya tha lekin uska mobile switched off hai.
NIYATI-haa. Maine hi kiya tha.
ABHIJEET-aapne ek CID officer ka phone band kar diya. Aapko pata hai isase kitni problem ho sakti hai. Kabhi emergency aa sakti hai.
NIYATI-bus bus ab ye duty ka bhashan mere samne mat jhado. Wazah puchi nahi bus shuru ho gaye. Are tumhare dost ko kal raat se bukhar hai.
ABHIJEET—kya! DAYA ko bukhar hai. Use dawai li na? Khana khaya ki nahi?
NIYATI-bus karo DAYA ki amma.
ABHIJEET-kya? DAYA ki amma.
NIYATI-haa. Sawal to aise puch rahe ho jaise koi maa apne bacche ki care kar rahi ho.
ABHIJEET-are wo akela rehta hai na to khud ki care nahi karta. Per ab main utna pareshan nahi kyunki aap hai waha uski care karne ko.
NIYATI-care kaise karu ghar me dawai nahi hai. Aisa karo tum dawai le ke aa jaao.
ABHIJEET-main. Abhi waha aa jau. Raaste pe itna pani bhara hai main kaise aaunga?
NIYATI—kyu, bada dost dost karte rehte ho dost ke liye pani paar kar ke nahi aa sakte?
ABHIJEET-thik hai. Aa jata hu. DAYA ke liye kuch bhi.
NIYATI-accha suno aate samay chini, doodh, coffy, makhan, fruits or sabjiya lete aana. Kitchen or fridge khali ho gaye hai.
ABHIJEET-main ye sab.. Main rashan wala hu kya?
NIYATI-apne dost ke liye itna nahi kar sakte? Or haa sath me bread, saus, paasta, chawmin ye bhi le lena.
ABHIJEET-haai. Ek min…. DAYA to chawmin paasta nahi khata use fastfood pasand nahi. Wo to desi khana khata hai.
NIYATI-malum hai. ye sab mere liye hai.
ABHIJEET-aapke liye. Thik hai le ke aata hu.
After some time ABHIJEET, DAYA ke ghar ki bell bajata hai. NIYATI door open karti hai.
NIYATI-bahar raho. Andar mat aana.
ABHIJEET-per main.
NIYATI-sara saaman le ke aaye ho na? Laao idhar.
NIYATI abhi se sara saaman le leti hai or Abhi bahar hi khada rehta hai.
ABHIJEET-dekh liya pura saaman? Sab barabar hai na? Main sab kuch le ke aaya hu. Ab main andar aa jau?
NIYATI-nahi. Tum bheege huye ho na. Ab agar aise andar aaye to ghar bhi geela ho jayega.
ABHIJEET-mere dost ka ghar hai. Main geela karu ya sukha aapse matlab?
ABHIJEET andar aa jata hai. NIYATI gusse se uske piche jati hai.
NIYATI-abhi tumne pura ghar ganda kiya hai. Pura ghar ab main tumse hi saaf karwaungi.
Aawaz DAYA tak jati hai or uski neend khul jati hai.
ABHIJEET-are DAYA kaise ho tum?
DAYA-main to thik hu lekin tum yaha kyu aaye ho?
ABHIJEET-are ek to main tumhare liye itni buri halat me yaha aaya or tum mujhse puch rahe ho ki main yaha kyu aaya hu.
DAYA-wahi to main puch raha hu tum yaha kyu aaye ho.
ABHIJEET-tumhari dawaiya rashan sab le ke aaya hu or tum ho ki.
DAYA-rashan!
ABHIJEET-haa. Tumhari madam ne kaha tha. Or apne liye bhi farmaishe ki thi. Pata hai is mausam me koi dukan tak nahi khuli thi. Wo apne pados wale Jagan bhai ne apne shop ke liye jo saaman ghar me rakha tha na wo le ke aaya hu unse.
DAYA-per zaroorat kya thi itna sab karne ki?
ABHIJEET-tujhe dekhne ka dil kar raha tha yaar. Teri fikar ho rahi thi.
DAYA-Pata hai. Per itni buri halat me yaha aane ki kya zaroorat thi? Agar tum bimar pad gaye to?
NIYATI-shuru ho gaye tum dono. Tum dono ko humesha ek dusare ki parwah hi rehti hai na? Tum dono ko dost nahi bhai hona tha.
DAYA-aapko kya zaroorat thi ABHIJEET ko yaha bulane ki?
NIYATI-are ghar me rashan nahi tha or tumhari dawai bhi to mangani thi. Bina dawai liye tum thik nahi hoge. Or rahi baat tumhare dost ki to wo koi baccha nahi hai jo itni jaldi bimar pad jayega.
DAYA-magar.
NIYATI-kya magar? Chalo chup kar ke apni dawai lo. Or ABHIJEET tum geele kapdo me yaha baith gaye. Jaao jake kapde badlo main coffy le ke aati hu.
ABHIJEET-ek min. Ye to mera kurta hai. Aapne..
NIYATI—wo…DAYA ne diya tha.
ABHIJEET-agar aap ye pehnegi to main kya pehnu?
DAYA-are tum kuch or pehan lo. Tumhare kapde mere room me hai.
NIYATI-main coffy bana ke lati hu. Tum kuch loge DAYA?
DAYA-ji nahi thanks.
NIYATI ke jane ke baad.
ABHIJEET-are wah ye dr. Pradhan to us lab wali dr. Pradhan se bilkul alag hai yaar. Ab samjh me aaya ki tumhe ye achanak acchi kyu lagne lagi. Waise tumhara or ghar ka khyal to aise rakh rahi hai jaise ye unhi ka ghar ho or wo tumhari biwi.
DAYA—(irritating tone) bakwas band karo or jake kapde badlo sardi lag jayegi.
ABHIJEET- jar aha hoo yaar. Bhadak kyu rahe ho? Samjh gaya mere aane se khush nahi ho na. maine tumhari privacy ko disturb kiya.
DAYA- tum apni bakwas band karo warna maar khaoge mujhse. Acche se jante ho tum ki tumhare aane se main kabhi disturb nahi hota. Ab jaao jakar kapde badlo.
ABHIJEET kapde badal ke aata hai. NIYATI ABHIJEET ke liye coffy le ke aati hai.
ABHIJEET - thanks.
NIYATI-welcome.
DAYA-ab tum ghar jaao.
ABHIJEET—(chewing tone?) ab to mujhe chalna hi chahiye.
NIYATI-nahi ruko khana kha kar jana.
ABHIJEET-khana! Lekin DAYA aisi halat me khana kaise banayega?
NIYATI-tumhe kya lagta hai ki khana bus tumhara DAYA bana sakta hai. Tumhe bata du kal se khana main hi bana rahi hu.
ABHIJEET-are wah Dr. Pradhan ke haath ka khana aaj hum bhi taste kar ke hi jayenge.
DAYA-nahi. Tum.. Tum jaao. Khana kisi or din kha lena inke ghar pe.
ABHIJEET-kya yaar tum mujhe apne ghar se bhaga kyu rahe ho?
NIYATI—haa…. kyu bhaga rahe ho tum ise? Are pehle hi ye itni mushkil se yaha aaya hai or ab ise aise hi wapus bhej doge. Are thoda aaram to kar lene do. Shaam tak chala jayega.
DAYA-nahi main to bus isliye keh raha tha ki kahi phir se barish shuru ho gayi to yahi fus jayega.
NIYATI-oh ho. Tum kitni behas karte ho. Dekho tumhari tabiyat kharab hai. Aise me yaha baith ke tumhare sath behas karne ka mera koi irada nahi hai. To ABHIJEET hoga to tumhe company mil jayegi.
ABHIJEET-wahi to. Ye DAYA bhi na kuch nahi samjhta.
NIYATI-to tum log baith ke gup shup karo main khana banane ja rahi hu.
NIYATI ke jane ke baad.
ABHIJEET-yaar tu na jaldi se shadi kar le.
DAYA-kyu?
ABHIJEET-are yaar taki jab bhi tere ghar aau aise hi sab kuch bana banaya mile. Warna yaad hai pehle jab bhi tere ghar aata tha coffy se lekar raat ka khana tak khud se banana padta tha tere sath milakar.
DAYA-itna kyu khush ho rahe ho? Dimag to nahi kharab ho gaya tumhara or ye battisi kyu dikha rahe ho?
ABHIJEET-haa haa ab to tumhe mera hasna bura hi lagega. Tum to chahte hi nahi the ki main yaha ruku. Tumse to acchi dr. Pradhan hai jo samjh gayi meri halat ko warna tum to mujhe yaha se bhaga rahe the.
DAYA-bhaga nahi raha tha bacha raha tha. Are kuch der yaha rahega na to pagal ho jayega. Or wo khana jiske baare me soch soch ke tu itna khush ho raha hai na wo khane ke baad phir kabhi dubara khana nahi khayega.
ABHIJEET-kyu?
DAYA-are isake hath ka khana khane se to accha hai tu zehar kha le.
ABHIJEET-haii. Nahi nahi tujhe to bus aadat hai unke kaam me keeda nikalane ki.
DAYA-thik hai. Warn maine kar diya hai baki tumhari marzi.
At dinner table NIYATI ABHIJEET ko apne haatho ka bana khana parosati hai.
ABHIJEET to DAYA-dekhne me to itna accha lag raha hai. Tum to bekar me hi burai karte rehte ho.
DAYA-boss ab tak to bus dekha hai ek baar kha ke to dekho.
NIYATI- ye tum apne dost ke kaan me kya keh rahe ho?
DAYA-wo main isase keh raha tha ki ek baar ye aapke haath ka bana khana kha lega to uska taste kabhi bhool nahi payega.
NIYATI-o how sweet DAYA. Thank u.
DAYA-welcome. ABHIJEET shuru karo.
ABHIJEET-tum nahi khaoge?
DAYA-nahi meri tabiyat thik nahi hai na to main ye sab nahi kha sakta. Main bus soup piyunga.
NIYATI-haa ABHIJEET, DAYA ke liye maine soup bana diya hai tum ye khao.
ABHIJEET ek spoon khata hai or ajeeb si shakal banata hai.
DAYA-kya hua ABHIJEET?
ABHIJEET-ye kya hai DAYA?
DAYA-Dr. Pradhan ka koi new experiment hoga.
ABHIJEET-lekin kitchen me kaun experiment karta hai?
DAYA-ye karti hai. Maine to bahut kosis ki thi tumhe bachane ki per tumhe hi shaukh tha na inke haath ka khana khane ka to ab bhugto.
ABHIJEET-mujhe bacha le yaar is ajeeb dish se.
NIYATI-ye tum log aapus me kya khusur phusur kar rahe ho? Are ABHIJEET tum to kha hi nahi rahe. Khao na thanda ho jayega.
DAYA-haa haa khao na jaldi se.
DAYA apne haath se ABHIJEET ko khilane ki kosis karta hai. ABHIJEET ke na na karne ke bawjood DAYA use ek spoon khila deta hai.
NIYATI-pata hai ye dish ki invention main or kiku ne milake ki thi. Ye uski favorite hai. Or iska jo cheej flavor hai na uska to kiku….
Kiku ka name sun ke DAYA ko gussa aa jata hai or wo gusse me ABHIJEET ke muh me ek spoon dish or khilane ki kosis karta hai. ABHIJEET jo mushkil se pehle wali hi nigalne ki kosis kar raha hota hai ye dekh ke gussa ho jata hai or gusse se utha jata hai.
ABHIJEET-kya hai DAYA mujhe nahi khana. Pehle hi itni mushkil se nigala hai.
NIYATI-are kya hua? Ye to meri specaility hai. Kiku to….
ABHIJEET-are bhad me gaya aapka kiku or aapki ye dish. Ek baat main aapko bol du kitchen me invention kabhi mat kijiyega. Ye bhi koi khana hai. Ise to janwar bhi na khaye. Or cheej aaj tak kahi dekha hai ki biriyani jaisi dish me cheej ki slice lagate hai. Or hai kaun ye kiku? Ek baar mujhe milwa to dijiye main use doctor to dikha ke uski juban taste karwaunga. I m 200% sure ki uski jeebh me hi kuch kharabi hogi. Tabhi to use aisa khana tasty lagta hai. Lekin mere taste organ sahi salamat hai or mujhe pata hai ki ye kum se kum insano ke khane ki cheej to nahi hai.
ABHIJEET ki baatein sun ke DAYA and NIYATI dono shocked reh jate hai.
NIYATI-itni insult. Agar nahi khana tha to nahi khate lekin itna sab sunane ki kya zaroorat thi? DAYA ek to maine itni mehnat kar ke tum dono ke liye khana banaya or tumhare dost ne mujhe itna sunaya. Jaise tum ho waisa hi tumhara dost hai. Dono ke dono adiyal ghamandi ho.
NIYATI itna keh ke gusse se waha se chali jati hai.