Chapter 9-Granny
Shira12345: Hello Granny! First...I NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH! You are like...my favourite character!
Granny: Not interested.
Shira12345: Granny!
(Granny pulls out a melon.)
Granny: Could you chew this for me?
Shira12345: NO! I have a question...where are your uh...dentures!?
Granny: I don't got no dentures no more!
Shira12345: That's great...just great! Ok, first questions for you are from Shiego627. Oh, yeah, answer all of them, too.
1. Granny exactly how old are you madam?
Granny: Oh, I dunno. Probably around 267 months, 46 years, 21 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, 59 minutes, 20 seconds and 10 milliseconds Make that 11 milliseconds.
Shira12345: Oh my gosh. 2. Please tell me you know what gender em I
Granny: I would say...the male type!
Shira12345: Granny... 3. Why do you call Diego...lady?
Granny: She's a lady, isn't she?
Shira12345: Well, close enough. 4. Granny if you were Shira will you go
A. Kiss Diego random times
B. Seduce him
C. Make-out with him
Granny: Probably just c.
Shira12345: Oh, please, Granny! 5. Who is the most charming guy in the herd?
Granny: Well I'll have to say Sid!
Shira12345: 6. Who is more hot\sexy girl in the herd...Shira or Ellie And you can't say yourself.
Granny: But it's me! Fine. Shira. She's what you'd call a hottie!
Shira12345: Ooookkkkk. Next from TeamPeaches.
Granny: What about team Granny?
Shira12345: TeamGranny is...on vacation. She sadly could not be here to witness this interview. (i sigh.) Well anyway, TeamPeaches, everyone!
1. Do you miss Sid's family?
Granny: Course not! They think we're a bunch of screw ups!
Shira12345: Poor you. 2. What is your favourite animal In the herd?
Granny: ME!
Shira12345: 3. Do you Ship someone in the herd?
Granny: No.
Shira12345: 4. Can You describe an unicorn?
Granny: Most beautiful creatures I ever saw!-If I ever saw one.
Shira12345: Gran-ny! 5. How does it feelings being one of the most beloved characters of Ice Age Movies?
Granny: Eh. Not interested.
Shira12345: But Granny! You are FAMOUS! Anywhich, 6. What do You think about Shira?
Granny: Has she seen Precious?! Or is she a unicorn!?
Shira12345: I don't think so.
7. I dare you to hug Diego on stage!
Granny: Oh, sure. C'mere lady!
Diego: Granny...nevermind.
(Granny hugs Diego happily.)
Shira12345: Thats the funniest thing I ever saw! 8. Do you think that you are hot?
Granny: Of COURSE I AM!
Shira12345: 9. Do you want to see your mermaid again
Granny: Where is she?
Shira12345: I'll take that as a yes. Questions from AJB.
How old are you? How crazy are you?
Granny: 267 months, 46 years...
Shira12345: That's quh-wight ENOUGH.
When Precious showed her face to everyone, how did you react when everybody saw her?
Granny: Precious! Come to momma! Puh-recious! C'mere sweetie! Momma loves you! Anyway, I said: Good girl Precious and it was...PRECIOUS! WHERE ARE YOU? COME TO MOMMA!
Shira12345: I don't think you answered the question. Do you love being in the herd? Do you love your grandson Sidney?
Granny: Sidney? Yes, I love him. And I love being in the herd. By the way, what IS a herd? Why am I in the herd-whatever it is...
Shira12345: You are hilarious! If Sidney disturbed you over anything would you?
A) Speak in the kindest way
B) whack him gazillion times on the head with your cane
Granny: C. Whack him a gazillion and 1 times.
Shira12345: HA! I dare you to whack Manny, Sid, and Diego on the head with your cane
Granny: Sure thing, lady! C'mere lady! C'mere Sidney! C'mere Fatty!
Manny: I'm POUFY for the last time!
(Granny whacks them all two times.)
Shira12345: Next and thankfully LAST question is from Pikachufan260. Granny,do you know that hunky sloth is a siren?
Granny: Oh, no! He was HOT!
Shira12345: Good bye, granny! (old lady...)
Granny: I'm not old!
Shira12345: Whatever you say!-oldie.
Granny: I'm not deaf, either.
Shira12345: Ok, ok, ok, next up...Captain Gutt! ONLY CAPTAIN GUTT QUESTIONS PLEASE AND THANK YOU!