Chapter 10-Gutt
Shira12345: Helllloooo? (I say nervously)
Gutt grunts.
Shira12345: Sooo ok, we have some questions for you. And you must answer all of them! EEEWWWWWWWWW! Granny was right! Your breath stinks like bananas! BADLY!
Gutt: Puh-leeeezzzzz!
Shira12345: Ok, so first question is from...C-c-c-c-arleeeee J-j-j-ack-s-s-o-n-n-n. She says... Do you have a girlfriend? if ya kiss shira12345 on the lips!
Gutt: ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A JOKE! NO OF COURSE I DON'T! DUH!
Shira12345: That's a RELIEF! Ugh...That was JUST a DISGUSTING question! Ok, next is AJB's questions.
How is it to be a strong, loyal, sadistic ape of the seven seas?
Gutt: It's FAN-TA-stic!
Shira12345: Ok, Have you ever actually rescued your mates or did you just took them in to do your dirty work?
Gutt: I did too rescue them! I rescued Flynn...oh that was a nightmare...and I rescued...hmmm...
Shira12345: HA! Have you ever had a love interest?
Gutt: No?
Shira12345: YES YOU HAVE!
Gutt: Fine, fine...her name is Iguana and-
Shira12345: IGUANA?! SHE'S A MONKEY!
Gutt: An ape to be exact.
Shira12345: Ok whatev. Did anyone tell you you had banana breath?
Gutt: Granny and you.
Shira12345: Oh! Well I am very...(cough)not very(cough)...sorry! Did you respect your brave bucaneers with kindness or did you abused them with hatred?
Gutt: I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kind that I abused them!
Shira12345: And something else from AJB: I AJB allow this dare for Manny to battle Gutt live on stage for we can be cool from the last interview with Peaches kissing Louis incident
Manny grunts.
Gutt laughs in a cruel way.
I go: eekk!
AND THEN...THEY BATTLE!
I report: And first strike comes from Manny! And...wait...Gutt is down already!? OK! ALRIGHT! Manny wins!
Manny: That was...TOO easy!
Gutt: It's called; going EASY.
Shira12345: OK! Let's get on with the questions already! From Shiego627, your questions are:
1. Gutt did you had a crush on Shira ...if you did say yes
Gutt: I did NEVER!
Shira12345: That's bad grammar-
Gutt: SHUT UP.
Shira12345: Ok, ok! 2. What do you think of her in a good way
Gutt: She WAS a good first mate until she BETRAYED ME!
Shira12345: 3. Gutt are you jealous that Shira chooses Diego instead you
Gutt: No, because I don't even LLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!
Shira12345: Chill. 4. Is manny your rival?
Gutt: Well, DUH-UH.
Shira12345: 5. What do you think of Diego (this is going to be loud so watch out)
Gutt: Well, for starters... ******************************************************************! And **************************** and guess what!? ******* ********* **** ******** *****! Times 8249823568264762398714! Ha!
Shira12345: Entertaining. But let's move on. 6. HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF WHEN YOUR CREW WAS TRYING THEIR BEST TO STOP MANNY AND HIS HERD!
(All the window in my house broke)
Gutt: I just can. It's my thing.
Shira12345: Okkkkkkk. MBSAVfan1 says:
1) Can I have your autograph?! If so, sign my Ice Age poster of you and the other pirates are on! :D :D :D :D
Gutt: Fine. GUTT the AmaZIng PIraTe whO RULEs ThE C. and everywear els! :{D
Shira12345: That's bad grammar. And it's weird...like, why a-
Gutt: Would you just...!
Shira12345: 2) This may sound strange, but can I hug you?! I will die happy if I know I accomplished one of my life goals!
Gutt: Sure!... I mean NO! FIIIIIIne.
And they hug.
Shira12345: Ok,
3) If you could only save ONE of your crew members, excluding Shira, from dying, who would you choose?
Gutt: Raz.
Shira12345: I am fascinated. Tell me more.
Gutt: No.
Shira12345: Then...4) Tell me about your family!
Gutt: A mom, dad, and brother. And are we even CLOSE to done this interview!? I am starving! I could go for a nice banana and-
Shira12345: AHEM? He also says:
5) Can I take my picture with you?
Gutt: I guess it couldn't get any worse...
They take a picture.
Shira12345: And...6) Is it weird that I would kiss the very ground you and your crew walk on? I'M A HUGE FAN AND WOULD DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ANY IF YOU ASKED ME TO DO!
Ahem. Yeah that's pretty much it!
Gutt: Ya, it IS kinda weird. But cool! I have ONE fan at least.
Shira12345: Okkkkkaaaaayyyyy, now TeamPeaches has questions;
1. Did you had a crush on Shira?
Gutt: No. She was just a first mate, PEOPLE!
Shira12345:2. Did you liked your crew?
Gutt: Yes, when they were ALL for me!
Shira12345:3. Do you want to be Diego, just because he's with Shira?
Gutt: No! How many times does an ape have to...
Shira12345:4. If you could choose a First Mate, who would be?
Gutt: Raz.
Shira12345: Hummmmmmm...Gutt? Why is it always...Raz? 5. Whose the hottest: Shira or Raz?
Gutt: (gulp) R-Raz?
Shira12345:6. Are you dating?
Gutt: Yes. Iguana the APE.
Shira12345:7. I dare you to say everything you think about Shira ON STAGE!
Gutt: I think she is a very unloyal member of anything she joins. Matter of fact, I feel she will one day betray the herd.
Shira12345:8. If you could change anything from your past, what would it be?
Gutt: My brother.
Shira12345:9. For your life, you would kiss Manny?
Gutt: Never would I kiss that over sized elephant!
Shira12345:10. I dare you to kiss Squint, ON STAGE!
Gutt: Fine.
they kiss. but only on the cheek.
Shira12345: And from CatGirl:
To Captain Gutt: Hey there Guttie! Just a quick question Whats with the whole villain thing? I mean didn't you want to be something else didn't you ever have a dream? And I BROUGHT YOUR MERMAID GIRLFRIEND! ( A angel blond hair ape with blue eyes and a mermaid tail comes on stage and sits next to Gutt.) Your welcome By The Way. Thanks, Cat girl Daughter of Calico from Warrior Cats.
Gutt: (gasp)! Iguana! Oh, hello, babe! I am doing this interview thing and everyone thinks I am evil-
Iguana: Non! Zis is bad repatation fol my baba Gootie! Il est un bien personne! (He is a good person!)
Shira12345: Actually, Il est un singe. (He is an ape.)
Gutt: Anyway, French-y peoples, the whole villan thing? Ask Iguana! I'm not a villan! Uh...hehe!
Shira12345: And LAST, is from IceAger, Do you ever loved Shira?
I dare you to say everything you love in Shira, TO HER
Shira: Yeah, Gutt!
Gutt: I don't like you one EENY WEENSY TEENSY BBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT! I love that you are my rival and that one day, a tiger skin will be hanging on my wall! Actually, make that TWO. Good bye.
Gutt left.
Iguana: Gootie! Comment pouvez-vous être si horrible à un bébé tigre délaissé? (How could you be so horrid to a helpless baby tiger!?)
Gutt: C'est pourquoi les gens m'appellent un villan, bébé. (It's why people call me a villan, babe.)
Iguana: Allez, bébé, allons-y. (Come on, babe, let's go.)
Shira12345: Ok! That is officially ENOUGH OF THE FRENCH!
So, next up is Ethan, Steffie, and any others I missed! (gutt's crew, etc.)
SORRY I didn't update for like
eveeeerrrrrr! I will never wait that
long again!
Sincerely, Shira12345GetSmart86 :):):):)