Because I love you guys, here's a quickie that I came up with after reading the teachers shipping students post on Tumblr. (it sucks and yeah but I'm starting a new set of stories and I might not upload to this one in the next few weeks.)

Read and review thank youuuu (I'll give you an A+)

TenTen moved quickly through the bustling hallway, nodding to the students she recognized from last year and smiling at the tiny freshman who looked like they were going to have a nervous breakdown. She caught the eye of one of her favourite students, Hanabi Hyuuga, and watched her blush at a young man at a locker next to her. TenTen grinned and started plotting ways for them to come into more contact over the school year.

She swung open the door to the teachers' lounge with a flourish, a smile plastered on her face. Most people don't like the beginning of the school year but TenTen wasn't exactly normal. She scanned the place and found her favourite couch was currently occupied by Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka.

"Sakuraaa! Inooo! How was your break?!" Sakura looked at her with haggard eyes.

"TenTen please, I've only been here two hours and I've already gotten two kids throwing up and one whose only real ailment is apparently rejection." TenTen leaned in and poked Sakura on the nose.

"Now now, at least you're being utilized!" Ino groaned.

"TenTen stop being so cheerful. Remember just a week ago, we were happily relaxing by the beach, with no overprotective parents or kids who can't handle their first day of school." Ino was the head counselor for the school and was quite famous for her ability to handle difficult situations. And for being the most lusted-after adult. TenTen grinned and plopped on the couch, putting her feet up on the arm and kicking off her shoes.

The door swung open again and the atmosphere immediately changed. Suddenly almost all the female employees were crowding the doorway; TenTen rolled her eyes.

"Looks like genius-squared is here." Sakura chuckled as the crowd parted for Sasuke Uchiha and Neji Hyuuga. Known for being brilliant scientists and equally for being stoic bastards. In TenTen's mind. She made eye contact with Neji and immediately stuck her tongue. Yes she is a teacher. And yes she is probably still five inside. She went back to her conversation.

"Did I tell you guys that Hanabi has a new crush?" Sakura and Ino simultaneously groaned.

"Dear god woman, leave the poor child alone. She can most definitely handle herself."

"But this is a LOVE QUEST!" TenTen punched the air.

Neji made his way over the couch after glaring off three different secretaries who wanted to give him coffee. He grabbed TenTen's feet and swung them down so he could sit.

"You know, you could just ask like a normal person." TenTen poked his side and swung her legs back over his lap. She wasn't giving up her comfort for anyone.

"You're one to talk." Neji sipped on his – own – coffee and purposefully ignored TenTen's rude gesture.

"Also I would appreciate if you leave my cousin alone."

"But Nejiiiii-" He shot her a glare.

"Last time you tried something like this, you got called into Ino's office for 'having personal relations with a student'." TenTen crossed her arms and leaned back onto Sakura.

"Well I don't see you trying to fulfill a love quest."

"Hn." TenTen groaned.

"Come on Neji, we're not in college anymore you can get off your stoic bastard pedastal." He merely blinked and immersed himself in reading some analytical essay about microbes. TenTen was determined to get him to respond.

She poked his side multiple times with no response.

"Nejiii, please help me. I mean, she's your cousin, doesn't she deserve love?!" no response. At this point, the room was relatively empty save for her friends; TenTen looked around surreptitiously and leaned over to whisper something in his ear. Neji's ears turned and he abruptly stood up. He cleared his throat and said – in a very flustered manner –, "I have go to the bathroom. TenTen, I will only help this one time." And with that, he left the room, stopping only once to glare at an unsuspecting English teacher.

TenTen leaned back in her spot with a smirk. Sakura rolled her eyes.

"You know, you don't have to embarrass him every time you want him to do something." TenTen looked at her with a shit-eating grin.

"What's the point of being his girlfriend if I don't have any power over him at school?"