Twilight Princess, "Midna Says Weird Things" style: "Oy, pooping dude fair!" she exclaims. "Poop, I eat you. And cheap bears." Can Link make it through his entire quest, or will he fall to Impy's stupidity?

The Festival of Light: An ancient ritual centered around six stones that keep the world in balnce. But what happenes when a mysterious man steals the stones? Can Link retrieve the stones and complete the ritual on time?

(THIS IS ZOoL CLASSIC. THIS VERSION WILL REMAIN UNCHANGED FROM ITS LAST MAJOR UPDATE IN 2011) The time has come for Link and Tetra to build Hyrule anew. But does Tetra even want to face her heritage? And do they have a chance to fulfill destiny when their "promised" land is already inhabited and governed? Update: COMPLETE!

Link battles with his evil twin, finding he could be harder to get rid of than first thought. Rated M for future chapters. Dark LinkxLink

Din Decides to find Ganon a wife to 'tame' him. So she brings back a girl from earth. Let the games begin. Disclaimer: I don not own LOZ in anyway, shape, or form. GanonxOC

Link returns home to pay his respects to The Great Deku Tree

I never wanted to be the Hero.

Hena has an arguement with Link for smashing her pot's.

A collections of short stories covering our heroes lives. From laughter to tears, life carries on. Newest story: The Birth of a World

Year 8 of Not All Treasure Is Silver and Gold

Who shall rescue the hero when the hero falls? Zelda x Ganondorf; eventual Malon x Link. Hiatus.

Unsure of what to do but follow through with his quest, Toon Link entered a temple with a churning gut to find he should've gone with gut instinct instead of his guides words of encouragement.

Shipwrecked on his adventures, Link finds himself trapped on an island where reality is shaped according to the will of its rulers, with no hope of escape. Novelization.

It is a story, a legend that is passed down through the years...one character is often forgotten, though she is present every time...there is always That Other Girl.

How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

"Will you play with me?" I whisper, my breathy voice making the kid shiver slightly. He slowly nods, determination setting back in. "Fine... let's play." I giggle darkly. One shot, how I would have told the final battle with Majora, from Majora's POV.

My first story ever and its about Zelda 7 years after Link defeated Ganon something else happens I mean after majoras mask tell me if it sucks i dont care if it does

Because a shield is stronger than flesh and bone, and the shield would not crack and break down like she had. Wind Waker.

Link has arrived back from Termina and has settled back in the land where he grew up; Koriki Forest. But he feels that the Forest is too small. With help with Saria he is back in Hyrule. But the Happy Mask Salesman's has a evil plan to revive the Majora

RESTORED! A 16 year old gets dumped into Hyrule, and into a new adventure with our beloved hero, Link! This isn't your average gamer-absorbed-into-game fic... the end has a twist. It's long, but a good read. Please R&R. Thank you!

with only knowledge of his name, a man wakes up in hyrule castle. over time, he regains his memories. but he doesnt know that there is a price for his memories coming back... REPOST ONLY SERIOUS REVIEWS,

a short story i did two years ago. edited the typos but nothing else. warning death. non-yaoi

Not every enemy can be blocked with a shield as Link finds out upon falling ill during a visit to Ordon Village. Fortunately not every enemy must be vanquished with a sword and sometimes it's okay to have your friends do your fighting for you...

"A hero's quest is a sad and tragic thing, but not for the reason that one normally expects." A short story about how Link reflects on his situation and how he came to be in it.

In Hyrule, does good always triumph over evil? Maybe back when the land was still characterized by faries, goddesses and heroes in green. In present-day Hyrule, stories don't always have a happy ending. T for violence, gore, sexual themes and language.