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When Gilbert entered the health clinic, he wasn't all that surprised to see Lukas eyeing him from the admitting desk. Hell, Lukas was suspicious of the principal, so it wasn't surprising that he'd be wary of a Gilbert walking in to the clinic with half his face covered.

That's likely why it surprised Lukas when Gilbert just came to the desk and stood there.

"Do you need to see someone?" Gilbert cleared his throat with a strange croaking noise.

"Yeah. Like ASAP. Allergic reaction."

Lukas knocked on Dr. Karpusi's office and informed her of the situation. She said she'd see Gilbert right after she finished up with Jones, who had tried to prank Kirkland this morning and ended up with a black eye.

Lukas informed him that the doctor would be a few minutes. Gilbert wandered to the waiting area seats and flipped through a random comic. He didn't notice Francis and Antonio sneak up behind him until they both popped into the chairs next to him and snapped his surgical mask against his face.

"Ow, fuck!"

"Oh, poor Gilbert," Francis looked down at him and smirked, " So. How much does it hurt? Should I kiss it better?"

"Screw yourself, Frenchie." Antonio laughed.

"Oh come on Gil, we know you didn't seem to mind when Anya did it~." Gilbert snorted.

"Nope, you're both delusional."

"C'est bon. But tell me, how was the it?" Francis asked.

"Yeah, I never imagined Anya care to kiss anyone, especially you," Antonio wondered.

"Well I guess it was-HEY, what do you mean, especially me? I'm frickin' amazing!"

"Ah, well, I just meant-," but the doc's intern, Yao, cut him off and told him and Francis to stop crowding the waiting area if they didn't need anything.

Gilbert shot one last glare at his friends and followed Yao. After the intern did Gilbert's height and weight crap, the doctor finally came in and asked him why he was here. He showed her his face while explaining that he'd accidentally made contact with oyster (not mentioning HOW, of course). She gave him some antihistamines and warned him to be more cautious.

He walked back to his dorm, mask still on, attracting slightly more glances than usual. It wasn't a new thing. His awesomeness and pale hair were totally a winning combo.

Gilbert got into his room and, after checking that his roommate was out, took off the mask and examined his face in the bathroom mirror. Ha, the swelling was almost gone. Lucky that his allergy was mild. Another 15 minutes and he'd have his jawline back.

He was so getting revenge on that damn Russian Amazon.

Note to the awesome me: don't ever ask your mortal enemy to prove a point about trying new things until you ask them what they just ate. Better yet, just don't let your mortal enemy kiss you, no matter how tempting it is. No, not tempting. Gross. Yeah. Totally nasty.

Gott he needed to get a grip. He needed to get back at Anya for this weird shit she was pulling. Bleh, guess that meant it was time to text Francis and Toni.

G: "Hey. Frenchy and Dorkface. I wanna get Anya back for this"

F: "For accidentally kissing you into an allergic reaction?"

G: "...shut it. It's for embarrassing me in front of the entire courtyard lunch crowd. They're gonna remember that instead of my awesomeness for the next week at least"

F: "*sigh* Very well."

A: "Ah, bien. what's the plan?"

G: "Do you guys remember that one dye thing we were talking about?"

F: "Oui, but what do you want with that?"

G: "You'll see just get me some"

G: "Does anyone know where Anya lives?"

A: "Si! she's with Lovi, remember?"

G: "Perfect kesesese"

F: "I'm looking forward to tomorrow now. ;)"

A: "Me too :D"

Gilbert tossed his phone aside. Time to get the climbing ropes.

A/N: That took a bit longer than I expected. What sneaky prank does Gilbert have in mind? Tune in next time to find out!