"How many arrows do they have?", asked Usopp as the trio continued charging through the forest.

"I said right Zoro. You know right, the side your swords are on.", said Nami trying to get the moss head's attention.

"Shut up, I know which side is which!", yelled back Zoro."

"Clearly not, otherwise you wouldn't turn left half the time when I tell you to go right, like RIGHT now."

"You know I can drop you, RIGHT?"

"Hey guys, I think we lost them. Look, no more arr-Oof.", yelled Usopp as he turned to address his friends only to run smack into a tree in the middle of his current path.

"Usopp!", cried Nami.

"Ow, my nose.", moaned the sniper, rolling around on the forest floor holding his face.

"Not good.", muttered Zoro as he reached for his katana.

"Don't move!", called a feminine voice from behind the trio of pirates. "Otherwise we'll shoot you and your injured accomplices."

"Tch." What the hell are we suppose to do now? I can't risk trying to take all of them out at once, especially when Nami and Usopp can't defend themselves from their attacks. The swordsman stilled his movement as a hoard of scantily-clad women emerged from the trees.

"Why have you trespassed on our island?", asked a fierce-looking woman with a ponytail, the leader Zoro presumed.

"We're here wi-", started Zoro.

"Silence! I was not addressing you, you disgusting man. That innocent woman in your clutches is the only one we will speak with."

"Okay, I'm Nami and my friends and I are here with our Captain, Straw Hat Luffy. He ran off ahead of us like an idiot, so we're just trying to catch up with him."

"Wait, you know Luffy?", asked a blonde from the outer edge of the group.

"Yes, we're a part of his crew! I'm the navigator, and this is Usopp our sniper, and Zo-"

"Lies! The Straw Hat crew has already arrived at the Palace, you are all clearly impostors here to deceive us, and injure the Master Luffy.", said ponytail. "Seize them, girls."

"Wait, wait, wait, we can explain!", yelled Usopp.

"We will not let the silver tongue of a no-good male deceive our ears. Our noble Snake Princess has told us of how you are only interested in ravaging our bodies to fulfill your sick male fantasies."

"But you see we aren't men.", said Usopp. "We're all women here."

"Uh Usopp, how hard did you hit your head?", asked Zoro.

"I'm perfectly fine Zorona.", called the sniper as he strutted his way to the swordsman. "If we get them to believe we're women they'll take us to their palace and we can find Luffy and the others.", whispered Usopp urgently before leaping away. "Now my fellow ladies, I do apologize for our behavior earlier, my girlfriends and I had like no clue how totally rad you gals would be. How 'bout you take us to your like palace and we have a totally posh slumber party togethers, like for realzies?", said the sniper, batting his eyelashes as he twirled a lock of hair around his finger.

"Is that seriously how he thinks women behave?", muttered Nami.

"He got into that a little to easily?", added Zoro.

"Wait, you're women?", asked a large woman with pigtails towards the back of the group. "We can bring you with us back to the palace then. You can meet Snake Prince-"

"Hold on Sweet Pea. How do we know you are not lying to us?", asked Ran.

"Come on, tell them how we all share clothes and tell each other secrets, Nami.", said Usopp.

"Yeah, we're the bestest friends.", said the navigator in an overly chipper voice.

"Wait, I know how we can tell.", shouted Daisy. "Huhuhu, we can see if they have those sacks of jewels."

"Sacks of jewels?", asked Nami, as she crawled her way out of Zoro's grasp and over to the pirate group, her eyes morphing into Beri Signs. "What jewel sacks, where are they?

"When Master Luffy came here last he showed us how men have sacks between their legs for carrying their families' jewels.", answered Kikyo nonchalantly. "We ask that all of you remove your pants and undergarments so that we can see if you have such jewel sacks."

Zoro and Usopp froze as the gathering of women waited for them to drop their trousers and show off their lack of 'jewel sacks'. "Well, are you gonna show us, or do we have to escort you to our prison cells?", asked Kikyo cockily.

"We-we're a little shy, I-I mean is th-this really necessary?", stuttered the sweaty sharpshooter.

"Yes.", answered the Kuja simultaneously.

"Take us to your prison.", said Zoro.

"Zoro! Don't tell them that!", yelled Nami.

"I'm not gonna let all these random strangers, not to mention you, see my manhood. I'd rather all of us rot in a jail cell."

"I agree with Zoro, Nami. I don't want to take off my pants and expose myself like that in front of a group of women."

"You could of at least clued me in before making that decision for all of us. Maybe we could of gotten away if you two hadn't chickened out so easily.", whined the redhead as two Kuja came and lifted her up by her arms.

"We'll figure something out, and I'm sure Luffy and Robin will wonder where we are and come looking eventually.", responded the swordsman as thick ropes were wrapped around his arms and legs.

"Sweet Pea, Aphelandra, carry those two.", said Kikyo as she headed up the group. "We'll let the Princess decide their fate after we arrive back in the city." The other Kuja followed after their group leader, those escorting the impostors at the rear.

"I hope Luffy or Sanji comes soon, they'll get us out, right?", asked Usopp as he bounced against Sweet Pea's shoulder.

"What good would that Love Cook do? It's not like he would fight any of them?"

"Yeah, he's probably to busy shoving his face in some skank's boobs to even notice we're gone.", added Nami bitterly.

"Sounds like someone's jealous she's not the only one that pervert fawns over.", said Zoro.

"Shut up, moron! I could care less what some skirt chaser like him does. He probably doesn't even care that I'm injured and being held prisoner by these poorly-dressed pirates.", huffed the navigator.

Is that why she's been so ticked since we got here? That stupid cook probably doesn't have clue, hehe.

"Nami, you might not want to tick them off.", whispered the sniper. "They might not like you insulting them."

"I don't care, what are they gonna do? Capture us again, we're already their prisoners.", shot back Nami haughtily.

"Psst, Aphelandra, lower down that green-haired guy.", called Marguerite.

"Oh Marguerite, when did you get here?", asked the giant girl.

"Just hurry, before Ran or Kikyo looks back here.", whispered the blonde.

"Okay." Aphelandra bent down slowly so that Zoro would be at eye level with her friend as he hung from her hand.

"You said your name was Zoro, correct?"

"Yeah."

"Luffy told me that he had a friend that was a green-haired swordsman with that name when I helped him during his last visit."

"So you know we're telling the truth? Can you get that ponytail chick to let us go then?", asked the swordsman eagerly.

"Kikyo's a stickler for policy, and I'm pretty low-ranking in the tribe so my word wouldn't have much sway.", apologized Marguerite.

"Ugh, that's just great."

"But I'll alert your crew as soon as we arrive back in the city. Our Princess cares very deeply for your Captain so I'm sure she won't stand for any of his friends being treated poorly, even if they are men."

"Alright, thanks, uh..."

"Marguerite."

"Thanks Marguerite, we own you one.", said the swordsman.

"Hurry up back there!", called one of the girls from the head of the pack. "We're approaching the fort!"

You better get this straightened out Luffy, or I'll be the one kicking you butt after this., thought Zoro.

A/N: You can look on the One Piece Wiki to see which Kuja is which. Thanks for everyone who has already taken an interest in this story, hope you enjoy this chapter!