~John Egbert

You are now John Egbert. Your roommate just ran out the door. You now have 3 hours alone in the apartment. You head to your room and computer. You turn on your computer, this usually takes a few minutes so you sit back to wait. You look around your room. Almost everything is blue, it just so happens blue is your favorite color.

Your computer turns on and you immediately go to Pesterchum. You see your friend Dave is on and start to chat.

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EB: Hi Dave! How's it going?

TG: 'Sup Egderp! Just chilling and being Ironic all up in here.

EB: Yeah, the cool kid just doing his thing, right?

TG: Fuck yes! I'm being so cool the arctic looks hot!

EB: Nice! Can we talk about something!

TG: Sure! What's on your brain?

EB: Well, so you know my roommate Karkat?

TG: Big mouth? Empty Brain? Yeah, I think I remember him.

EB: Haha. Well, I kinda have a crush on him, and I don't know how and if I should tell him. What should I do?

TG: Egderp's got his first crush! This is awesome, man. I mean it is Karkat, but still. They grow up so fast. *ironically tears up*

EB: Yeah, yeah. How about some advice cool kid?

TG: Just tell him. Just walk up and say 'hey big mouth you wanna go out?'.

EB: I wouldn't say it like that, but if I did what if he rejects me?!

TG: You need to take a chill pill. Your little brain is going to overheat.

EB: Dave...

TG: Seriously Bro just don't worry about it. If he rejects you I can kick his butt for you, amd if not than you'll be that much happier.

EB: Ok! Thanks Dave!

TG: Anytime. See you!

EB: Bye!

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You don't know what you'd do without your best friend. You look at the clock, it has been an hour. You have two more to kill, so you start thinking about how you will tell Karkat. You go through many scenarios and immediatly discard every one of them. This is going to be impossible! The time passes by quicker than you thought and soon you here the door flying open and being slammed shut! You walk into the kitchen to see Karkat sitting at the table.

"Hey, Karkat!" You say shyly "How was work?"

"IT WAS FINE! JUST FUCKING PERFECT! NOT LIKE I'M THE JOKE OF EVERYTHING OR ANYTHING!" He screams.

"I don't think your a joke. I think your amazing." You say genuinely.

"Why would you think that?!" He says calming down.

"Well...because..."

"Just fucking spit it out dipshit!"

"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!"