~ Karkat Vantas
You are now Karkat Vantas. You must have heard him incorrectly. That asshole John Egbert is just fucking messing with you. This can't be happening right now. Nothing good ever happens to you. You just need to act cool. Don't be rude, and don't be cocky.
"What the FUCK are you spouting about?!" Your voice strained as you try not to scream.
"Nothing! Just ignore me! I was just saying crap!" He says while blushing a deep red, and not meeting your eyes. You knew it! You fucking knew that wasn't real. Dammit Egbert, WHY?!
"WHAT THE FUCK EGBERT? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?" You scream while losing your control.
"I'M SORRY!" He screams and then runs out of the apartment!
You stand there shocked. John never screams, he never loses control. Why would he do that, you wonder? I mean he even said that he was just saying crap. Where is he even going, he can't drive.
You head into your room still pondering the situation. You make a beeline for your computer. You boot it up and open up Pesterchum. Your friend Sollux is online.
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CG: HEY FUCKASS!
TA: 2up, what'2 goiing on?
CG: EGBERT SAID HE LIKED ME. THEN I ASKED WHAT HE MEANT BECAUSE I DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. THERE WAS SOME MORE STUFF SAID, AND THEN HE SCREAMED "I'M SORRY" THEN RAN OUT.
TA: What the fuck iis wrong wiith you, dumb 2hit?
CG: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
TA: Dude obviiou2ly liiked you and you just crushed hiim.
CG: HE SAID HE WAS JUST SAYING SHIT!
TA: Yeah that'2 becau2e he thought you were rejectiing hiim.
CG: THAT'S STUPID! WHY WOULD HE POSSIBLY THINK THAT?
TA: What wa2 your fir2t reactiion?
CG: I SAID "WHAT THE FUCK ARE SPOUTING ABOUT?"
TA: Consiideriing you were the one that saiid iit, iif ii had a2ked you ii would have thought iit was a rejectiion two.
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
TA: You're not a very 2oft, cariing per2on.
CG: FUCK THAT, EGBERT SHOULD BE SMARTER THAN THAT!
TA: Yeah, well, ii thiink when he get2 home you 2hould talk two hiim about that.
CG: YEAH, MAYBE OK! WHEN DUMBASS EGBERT GET'S HOME WE ARE GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS! BYE CAPTOR!
TA: Hehe. Bye, Vantas!
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You decide to take a nap because you are tired. You are sure when you wake up John will be home. He's shy, he can't drive, and he's afraid of a lot. He is probably walking up the stairs now. You close your eyes and descend into blackness...
You wake up. You roll over and look at your crab clock. It has been 5 hours. You were tired. You get up to talk to John. You walk around the whole apartment and call his name. He's not here, but that's not like him. He almost never leaves, and if he does he is never out this long. You decide to chat his friend and see if he is at Dave's. You rush to your computer, and turn it on. You go quickly into Pesturchum and see Dave is, in fact, online.
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CG: HEY, STRIDER! IS JOHN AT YOUR HOUSE?
TG: No, why would he be?
CG: HE RAN OUT OVER 5 HOURS AGO AND HASN'T COME BACK!
TG: What do mean?
CG: I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE IS, DUMB SHIT!
TG: Well, where could he have gone?
CG: I THOUGHT I IMPLIED I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
TG: Ok, cool your god damn shit Karkat! I will ask and look around, I'm sure I can find Egderp!
CG: OK FINE. TELL ME WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING!
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You log off and shut down your computer. You are worried, this never happens. This is totally unlike John. You decide to go ahead and make yourself dinner. If anyone can find John, Dave can. You hope is ok. Where is he?