Hetalia and Cards Against Humanity should not go together. Ever. You are warned. This has some possibly offensive material that may make people not want to read the fanfiction. If you don't like it, don't hate. This is sort of a crack fanfiction.

Condoms, footballs to the stomach, fake nurses, confusing hallways, and flying backpacks. Lovino Vargas's first day at World Academy was already one of his worst, and he could only imagine that it would spiral downwards as he got to know the tomato bastard, otherwise known as Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.

There's a god missing, I just know it. Now if only the other god's could stop fighting we might figure it out. GODS AU. Summary is better than story. Title, not so much. Rated T for... well, whatever

"Together Again". The Nordics for some reason agree to spend a week attempting to fix their relationship. Though old scars are unearthed, it may be the best decision they've made in spite of that... or maybe because of that. No Pairings and human names used.

This oneshot is based off of 'Gutters' by glassamilk. I highly suggest you read Gutters before reading this due to the fact that this oneshot contains spoilers. What if everything that happened in Gutters was simply a false reality, something created in the head of a certain Dane who was in an accident and left in a coma. Slight DenNor towards the end. FLUFF.

¿Qué tal si todos juegan "Le petit lapin" durante su recreo? El conejito, desde antes de empezar a jugar, ya sabe a quién va a besar.

Germany gets scared by a butterfly. i have nothing else to say.

FranciaXBelarus Crack?... Natalya llega a Paris para estudiar fotografía, pero su nuevo vecino resulta ser un peculiar florista. two-shot.

A collection of USUK drabbles in a variety of AU's as I try to perfect their characterisation.

England(Arthur) is staying at America's(Alfred)house and France(Francis) shows up catching them doing some thing. Hey who dose not like a good threesome? AmericaXEnglandXFrance

Coffee orders get mixed up which may turn out bad for the two people who received the mixed up orders or good once they meet in a hurry to get their correct, individual orders.

Alfred wishes Matthew would stop this self destructive behavior... but all he can do is stand by and watch. one shot. sad ending. rated T for swearing and subject matter. past twincest referenced. disclaimer: I don't own hetalia.

Tic-Toc. Fire. Keys. Forget. Cat. Hell. "Memory's are useless, forget them, change is coming to Wonderland." Matthew struggles with the memory of his past, this threatens his safe heaven, Wonderland. Can Matthew solve the mystery of his past and save Wonderland, or will he become a broken doll? Based on Alice Madness returns, and dark themes. Warnings for each chapter

Sometimes little things do the biggest effect on people. Like standing out for a helpless lady when she needs it the most.

Prussia made a big mistake when trying to flirt with the other nation, Russia. little did Prussia know he was to be druged and turned into one of Russia's pets.

Hungary,Austria and Italy find something out about the Albino that was not suppose to be spoken to anyone. However not everything has a happy ending.

Matthew was a shy boy. No one seemed to notice him. But worst of all, there was never any color. He never saw color, and he was sad. Many people spoke of the wonders they saw, but Matthew saw none. So when he was trying to find a job, he was shocked when he saw the bright red eyes of Gilbert Beilschmidt. He had found his soulmate. I used a prompt from a tumblr post for this.

England messes up a spell and it's up to Japan, him and Germany to locate Italy to set things right. (GerIta Fluff :3 )

Alfred doesn't get the last pancake and that makes him sad...Hilariously overdramatic angst ahoy!

[Completed] Yeah, you were Sweden's wife. [Sweden x Reader]

Arthur finally decided to tell Wang Yao that he loved him, but got rejected. Yao talked about his past.

Senja lainnya terlewati seperti biasa; adu mulut, kicau burung dan afeksi tak terucapkan. [Slash. EngMano. For #NulisRandom2015]

Raka Almahendra hanya seorang anggota densus 88 yang memiliki karir yang bagus di organisasi itu sendiri,namun suatu hari dia harus pindah dari densus 88 ke MI6. Male!Indo Warning inside!

Every summer when the dry winds blow there is a special breed of man who goes into the wilderness and tries to calm the flame. Wildfirefighting is not only incredibly back breaking work but also very dangerous. The men of Alfred F. Jones' hotshot team know the risks well, but they don't know that this summer not everyone is going to come off the mountain alive. AU.

Fem America doesn't show up to a World Meeting and everyone is happy at the thought they will be able to make progress. Russia is disappointed through, but as he reflects about the last World Meeting, he notices slight differences in America's behavior so he decides to visit America. Maybe Russia isn't such a bad guy. Rated for language and detail