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"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman."
Woody Allen
The next morning Bella walked up to Leah's apartment. She watched Quil run out the back.
As she walked through the door, she was hit with the stench of new paint. Making her way to the guest room she watched Leah painting her guest room a dark red.
Looking down Bella noticed the large red hand prints on Leah's shorts and smirked.
"So what were you and Quil up to last night?"
Leah froze, "He, uh, helped me paint?"
"Uh huh, were you finger painting Le-Le?" Bella pointed out the handprints to her.
"Say nothing." Leah ordered as she marched to change her clothing.
When Leah walked back in Bella asked. "So what's up with the color change?"
"I was for the scene this morning with the girls, but my costume hasn't came in so we have to put that off until it does."
"So what's up for today then?"
" Jared, Emily, Kim and Quil. Quil and Jared are handy men and Emily and Kim can't pay." Leah grinned.
Bella snorted. "What about tonight?"
Smirking, Leah leaned into Bella. "That, my dear sweet pale face, will be Paul and Yourself."
Bella's face paled further. She was about to speak as Paul walked in carrying a tall padded table with large holes drilled in the corners and other various places.
He was followed by Embry, carrying a bunch of rope, a big box, and a flogger in his mouth.
Bella looked at Leah, with eyes wide as saucers.
"We should have just filmed the scene in my basement, Leah, then I wouldn't have to move all this shit back."
"How am I supposed to know what's lurking in your basement Paul? You chew our heads off if anyone even gets close to the door!"
Paul shrugged as Jake walked in from the kitchen, holding the U-shaped pipe from Leah's sink.
"I broke the sink for the scene, Leah."
Leah placed her head in her hands. "The sink doesn't actually need to be fixed, Jake."
He laid the pipe on her coffee table and shrugged. "Well, now it's authentic."
Jared and Quil walked through the door wearing two pairs of Jake's garage coveralls, the entire top unzipped and hanging around their hips.
They were both shifting around uncomfortably, Jared finally jammed his hand down his pants and started furiously scratching himself, followed quickly by Quil.
Jared toed off both of his boots then stripped the coveralls off, he ran over to Bella as he continued to scratch from his waist to his toes.
"BELLA, something it wrong! Make it better!"
She leaned closer and noticed tiny red bumps forming everywhere he was scratching.
"Shit Leah, come look at this!"
She noticed Jake huddled on the couch, shaking with laughter, tears in his eye.
"Jake, what did you do to them!"
He just shook his hand and continued laughing.
"JAKE! TELL ME! What did you do?"
He choked out, "Not me, they did it to themselves, those were covered in fiberglass dust."
"Bella, fix it! It itches so bad!"
She pulled out her phone, "Okay, Google says that you can use milk to help the itching. Or you can take a cold shower and use conditioner to wash it off. Or you.."
They both ran for the bathroom. Quil stopping by the kitchen on the way, pouring a gallon of milk on his crotch.
After Jared and Quil had shared a cold shower together, the two went in search for new clothing.
Emily and Kim were dressed and the guys had returned, they set up for the scene.
Jake began counting them down as Seth moved into place.
Emily opened the door and Jared spoke in a deep voice. "We hear you ladies have some pipe problems you need help with."
The girls giggled and grabbed their hands leading them to the kitchen.
Emily and Kim both bent over at the sink, wiggling their asses as per Leah's order on her dry erase board.
Emily spoke, "It's under there. It keeps getting wet. Can you see it?"
Quil cleared his throat, and lowered his voice, "I know exactly what you need."
Bella leaned over and whispered to Embry. "Me too. They need the damn pipe Jake ripped out."
Embry grinned at her and chuckled as Leah turned to them and glared, miming zipping her lips.
When the two turned back to the scene Kim had her hand on her chest in faked surprise, "But how will we ever be able to pay that? It's so much."
Embry nudged Bella, mimicking Jared's low voice. "With copious amounts of blowjobs. And riding Quil's rainbow."
Bella was trying to hold in her amusement as Leah directed Paul to separate the troublemakers. He plopped between them as Bella leaned over him to Embry, trying her best to sound like Emily. "But please mister, I just want a taste of your rainbow."
Paul's mouth twitched as he held in a smile, "You two need help."
Bella climbed into Paul's lap, pulling Embry to her, "But how would we ever pay for it?" Paul pushed them both into the floor as they cackled. He sent Leah over to babysit. The two were on their best behavior.
They watched as Jared rammed into Emily as she was laid across the island with both legs being held in the air.
Quil was behind Kim on the floor, she was arching her back and moaning.
All was well until they heard an odd noise,
*Thump*
"Ouch"
*thump*
*thump*
"Owww"
*thump*
*thump*
"Ughhh"
*thump*
*thump*
"Oh fuck, what the fuck happened to her?!" Quil was frantic. "I fucked her to death!"
The group ran over to check on them, Leah telling Seth to keep filming Emily and Jared and they would edit the sound out.
Bella had Kim's head in her lap as her eyes fluttered open. She looked around the room and realized what was going on.
Quil let out a relieved sigh, "Oh thank god you're alive. I guess my lovin is just too much for you to handle."
Kim snorted. "Either that, or you repeatedly ramming my head into the cabinet."
Embry brought her an ice pack for the knot on her head.
After Emily and Jared finished, Bella went to shower for her scene with Paul.
Jake came into the bathroom and lifted the toilet lid. As he was unbuttoning his pants, Bella stuck her head around the shower curtain. "Uh, what the hell are you doing?"
"Gotta poop." He told her sitting on the seat.
"Seriously Jake?"
He nodded as his face took on a look of concentration.
"Good lord what the hell did you eat Jake?! Can you at least do a courtesy flush?" Bella pinched her nostrils together.
He nodded again, as he reached back to push the lever he asked. "You ever wonder if when you flush while pooping, that the water cyclone will grab it and rip it out of your butt?"
"No, Jake. I can't say I have." She just shook her head.
As he rolled the toilet paper over his hand he asked. "I wonder how much paper we waste on pooping a year. That's a fuck load of trees. Or is this the same kind of paper? Is it made out of trees Bells? It's a soft ass tree if it is. One time Quil tried to use bark when we were on patrol and.."
"Are you finished Jake?!"
He flushed the toilet and fastened his jeans. "Yup, all yours Bells."
She stepped out and dried herself off, after styling her hair and makeup she slipped into Leah's robe and walked to the guest bedroom where the others were gathered.
She slipped off the robe and Paul lifted her onto the table. He began wrapping the rope around her ankles and tying them through the holes drilled into the table.
As he finished tying her wrist so she was in a kneeling position, she asked. "So that's it no warming up or nothing?"
He smirked at her. "You'll be warmed up, trust me on that Bella."
The others were so engrossed in watching the two in front of them they didn't hear Charlie until the front door had shut and his voice rang through the house. "Leah, your mom sent me with some dinner. Is Bells here? I saw her truck outside."
The group began filing out of the bedroom window. Paul was trying to untie Bella but was only able to release one wrist before Bella told him to hide. Paul managed to shut the closet just as Charlie opened the bedroom door.
"Oh...shit." He looked between his bound daughter, Leah, and the leather flogger on the arm chair. He was a vibrant shade of purple as he shut the door.
"Girls, I know at your age, uhhh, things can be confusing. And it's normal to uhhh, experiment with uhhh, things. Sue and I will support you both whatever you decided. Uhhh, yeah so if you need to talk about, things, then call Sue."
They heard him run out of the apartment, slamming the door shut behind him.
Paul peeked through the closet door, then walked out.
Leah looked at them. "So yeah that was awkward."
Bella glared at her. "Ya fucking think?"
Charlie looked at his best friend as he finished his fourth beer in thirty minutes.
"I'm telling you Billy, those kids are up to something. Yesterday, I found Jake giving it to Jared's girlfriend ON LAHOTE'S CAR! Then today, I walk in to find Bella tied up naked and Leah about to beat on her. Leather every damn where."
Billy shook his head. "You don't think?"
"NO, nothing like that. But I'm going to figure out what's going on one way or the other."