Chapter 8- Let's commit a Felony

"So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother.'"

—Sarah Silverman

A/N: Double update because the other was short. :) Thanks for reading! Let me know if you like it.

After Bella had calmed down Paul helped her dress and they walked into the living room to find Quil on top of Leah, his hands up her shirt and tongue down her throat.

Paul cleared his throat and Leah pushed Quil off of her.

As she straightened her shirt Leah looked up. "We need to have an emergency meeting."

They began calling the others back to the apartment. Slowly the group started making their way to Leah's.

As they gathered Leah looked at Jake and Bella. "So, when is Charlie and Billy's next fishing trip?"

"Tomorrow morning. Why?" Jake raised his eyebrow at her.

A grin crept over her face. "Okay, this is what we are going to do."

****Time Skip to the next morning****

Bella was trying to steer the police cruiser around a curve on the back road by the pond her father was currently fishing at with Billy.

Sam and Jake were behind the car pushing it down the road.

Bella whispered. "How much farther before we can just start the car?"

Jared stuck his arm in grabbing the steering wheel and helped her maneuver around the bend in the road. "We should be good to go now. I doubt Charlie would hear the engine from here."

"He is going to kill me if he finds out we stole the car. Probably kick me out." She looked up as Jared opened the door and slid in beside her, put his foot on the breaks and shifted the car into park so he could start the engine.

" A. We aren't gonna get caught. B. He won't kill you if he did find out. C. You won't be homeless long. I'm pretty damn sure a few of the pack would have already had you on the rez if you would have given the okay. Fuck, even Kim has started a 'brainstorming board' on ideas of how to get you to move in with me and her."

Jake and Sam angled their long legs into the back of the cruiser as Jared sped along the back road to the meeting place of the next scene.

They pulled behind Leah's car and stepped out onto the gravel. Leah handed Jared a mock police uniform. After he slipped on the shirt and began buttoning, she pressed a fake mustache above his lip.

Bella looked at Leah. "Really lee?"

Leah snorted. "Seems more...realistic."

They looked over and noticed Kim on her knees beside the police car with a huge sharpie in her hand.

As Kim stood back to admire her work, the others started laughing.

Bella giggled. "SPorks police department?"

Kim grinned at her. "It works."

Leah lead Bella to sit in her car as Seth got into position with the video camera. Seth gave them the thumbs up and Jared began strutting to Leah's car.

Jared placed both hands above the drivers window and leaned down to eye level with Bella.

"Do you know why I pulled you over today ma'am?"

Bella shook her head. "No sir."

"We have reason to believe this car has been involved in a feline theft within the area."

Bella tried to keep a straight face. "Someone stole a cat?"

"Yes, ma'am. I need you to step out of the vehicle so I can perform a thorough search.."

Bella opened the door and stood to her feet.

"I need you to face the car and place your hands on your head, ma'am."

She did as he asked.

Jared pushed himself against her from behind. "Are you harboring any felines on your person ma'am?"

Bella snorted and shook her head. "No sir."

Jared slipped his hands under her shirt and squeezed her boobs. "No cats here."

Bella bit her lip to hold in her grin. "Certainly not."

Jared squatted down behind her as he ran his hands down the outside of her legs. "Nothing here either."

He swatted the inside of her thighs and Bella spread her legs further. Jared's hands migrated up the jean skirt Bella was wearing, bunching it around her hips.

"I found the kitty."

MEANWHILE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BY THE FISHING HOLE :)

"Dave, I need you to be on the look out for my cruiser. Me and Billy were fishing by La Push and someone took it...You're in the area?...Thanks Dave."

Charlie ran his hand through his hair and tossed his cell back into his pocket. "GOD DAMN IT!"

BACK WITH OUR GROUP OF MISCREANTS

Jared had Bella's hands held over her head with one of his as he licked from her collarbone to just below her ear.

He ran his hand down to dip into her panties, "Now how am I supposed to deal with such a hardened criminal as yourself ma'am? "

Bella hitched her leg up around his hip, "Anyway that you see fit, Deputy Pantydropper."

Jake yelled out, "Tase her ass!" And started running from Leah.

"Fuck you Jake! It's not my fault you shot yourself in the leg with the taser gun last year! Charlie told you to stop, but would you listen?!"

"Bella! Shut up, get back into character!" Leah yelled as she drug Jake back over by his nipple as he yelped.

Jared released Bella's hands and cupped her ass, grinding his dick into her. "I think you need to ride my night stick, little lady."

Jared moved them to the front of the SPorks police car and leaned back on the hood as Bella unbuckled his belt and the waistband of his pants. He lifted his hips so she could remove them.

His cock sprung free. Bella licked her lips. She brought her shirt over her head and tossed it to the ground, then slipped out of her skirt.

She climbed onto the hood and swung her leg over so she was hovering above his dick.

Jared held her by the hips. "You ready to ride ma'am?"

Bella grinned at him, "Giddy up." and sunk down on to him.

Jared helped her lift herself up, then slam back against him.

Bella moaned. "Oh that feels so good Jare...Officer."

Bella felt him push deeper into her, she yelled out and rotated her hips against his.

"Fuck, feels so good, so tight." Jared closed his eyes and ran his tongue over his lips.

When he opened his eyes the others started yelling. He noticed the red and blue lights in Leah's side mirror.

He crossed his arms behind Bella's back, still inside of her, and began running into the forest beside them.

Bella was bouncing up and down on his dick as he ran. She threw her head back. "Oh God, don't stop Jared!"

He bent and sucked one of her nipples into his mouth.

He heard a loud thump and watched as Seth ran into a tree backwards with camera in hand, still trying to record them.

Jared slowed down as they came to a clearing. He pressed Bella's back against a tree and continued to slam into her.

He was nibbling her neck when he felt her pelvic muscles begin to pulsate and her breathing become rampant. Pressed his lips to hers. Her lips parted and he slipped his tongue in her mouth for a taste.

She moaned into his mouth as her orgasm peaked. She felt him release a few seconds after.

Jared rested his head against her shoulder as he tried to catch his breath. "Maybe I should help Kim with her moving you in ideas."

He flipped them around and sat with his back against the tree as the group started to arrive.

Leah was freaking out. "How are we going to explain my car being there?!"

Sam spoke. "Leah, phase and run to your apartment. Call and report your car stolen."

She nodded and ran back into the woods.

Bella looked up at Sam. "My Dad is going to freak if he shows up and sees my clothes there. I wear that shirt all the time. Plus my panties are on the ground. How are we going to explain that one away?"

Sam looked up at the cloudy sky. "Fuck."