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"Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid, a lot."

Hugh Hefner

Leah ran into the back of her apartment, grabbed her phone and dialed Charlie's cell.

"Charlie! I went to grab something out of me car and it's gone! I think someone stole it!" She lied while dressing.

"Yeah, I found it with mine. Do you know where Bella is?" Charlie asked, his voice borderline frantic.

"Uhh, she is, in my shower, at the moment."

"I'm going to bring your car over, then have Dave drive me to pick up mine, I want to talk to both of you girls."

"Okay...when?"

"I will be there in about five minutes."

Leah ended the call and dialed Sam number as quickly as possible.

"What Leah?"

"I need you to get Bella here NOW! Charlie is on his way!"

Leah ran into her room and grabbed Bella some clothes to throw on. As she was walking back out the door, Sam came running naked through the back, carrying an equally naked Bella.

Leah threw the clothes at Bella as the remainder of the pack arrived, Kim and Emily being the only clothed of them.

Leah threw her hands in the air and motioned them over to the couch as she and Bella walked to the front door to greet Charlie.

When they opened the door, Charlie was standing with his hand up ready to knock on the door.

"Hey Dad." "Hey Charlie."

"Leah, Isabella, cut the shit. Do you two know who took the cars? And why were your clothes there Bella?"

"No, we have absolutely no idea who would have done such a horrible thing!" Leah shook her head back and forth like a three year old denying taking a cookie.

"You're overselling your story Leah."

"My clothes must have been in the car, I'm sure that's where they came from. Maybe whoever took the cars were cross dressers. That's probably what the criminals were doing, trying my clothes on!" Bella's face was one of mock horror, her hand clutching her chest.

"And you still can't lie for shit Bella."

As Charlie was talking to them Jake reached over and pinched Bella on her ass, when she yelped Charlie pushed his way through the girls to find the seven naked shifters lounging in the living room, Emily and Kim standing in the doorway of the kitchen.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? SAM, EMILY, YOU TWO ARE A PART OF THIS SHIT TOO?!"

Sam hung his head and Emily tried to hide behind Kim.

"We, uh, it's hot out Charlie."

"Shut up Jake."

"Dad, it's not what it looks like?"

"You don't even want to know what it looks like to me Isabella. I'm leaving." Charlie walked out slamming the door.

Kim broke the silence as she sat down on Jared lap, pulling Bella to sit on her, "That was awkward, so what are the plans for tonight? Bella do you want to come to the house with me and Jared? We could find something to do."

Seth pulled Bella from Kim and placed her in his lap and fake yawned. "I could use a nap. How about you Bella? You wanna go snuggle?"

Before she could answer she was wrapped in Jake's arms and pulled to his chest. "I'm hungry. You want to go to my house Bells, we could find something real special for me to eat."

Paul snatched her from Jake, "Swan and me already have plans tonight. You boys...and girl, have a nice day."

Paul stood and walked to Leah's room, grabbed a pair of zebra print pajama pants and pulled them on.

He pulled Bella out of the back door by her hand.

Leah shook her head and looked from the door back to the pack. "So, uh, y'all hungry?"

Everyone nodded. "Seth, call and order some pizza."

Seth sighed, "Pizza again?"

Leah's eyes sparkled "Shut up Seth, OHHH tell them to send an extra pizza box."

Seth's phone dinged and he grinned at the text on the screen. "No problem lee lee."

Paul and Bella were dressed in black from head to toe as they crept across Leah's back yard to her guest room window.

Bella whispered over her shoulder to Paul, "Location acquired, going to run a uhhh recon?"

Bella tippy toed to the living room window and spotted Leah sitting on the sofa and Quil on his hands and knees in front of her.

She crept back to Paul under the bedroom window. "Targets are inside, as suspected."

Paul leaned down and kissed her cheek, "You're so fucking cute in creeper mode."

Paul popped the screen off, and silently slid the window up. He picked Bella up under her arms from behind and she stuck her legs through and slipped into the house.

Bella took the camera that Seth had brought to them earlier as Paul pulled himself through the window.

Paul took the camera from Bella and picked her up so she was straddling his hip, supporting her with his forearm. He strode to the door of the bedroom and stopped as they heard Leah.

'You're such a good puppy, follow me to the bedroom and I will give you a treat."

Paul sprinted to Leah's room and hid beside Bella in the closet. He held the camera between the small opening he had created earlier in the slats of the door.

He looked over at Bella and whispered, "You ready Swan?"

Bella nodded at him and grinned.

Leah walked into the doorway wearing a latex corset and thigh high boots, she was pulling on a leash and Quil crawled through the doorway wearing only a collar that was connected to Leah's leash.

Bella looked at Paul with wide eyes, he pulled his finger to his lips signaling for her to remain quiet.

Bella turned back and saw Leah propped against the headboard with her knees bent and legs spread wide and Quil climbed onto the bed.

Leah patted her pussy and ordered Quil, "Make me happy puppy and you can have your treat."

Quil all but dove face first into her, Leah let out a throaty moan.

"You're such a good puppy, working hard for your special treat."

Quil continued until Leah pulled him up with the leash. Leah ran her hand over his dick, "Do you want me to suck your cock puppy?"

Quil nodded as Leah flipped them over and kneeled between his legs.

She licked from the base to the head of his dick then sucked him into her mouth, massaging the under side with the tip of her tongue before taking him into her mouth until he reached the back of her throat.

Paul looked over at Bella, she was absorbed in watching Quil and Leah. He noticed her legs shifting against each other, her body seeking friction whether she was aware or not.

Paul laid the camera down and pulled her to his lap sitting her across his thighs. He whispered in her ear to continue watching Quil and Leah as he unbuttoned her pants and pulled the zipper down.

He began kissing her neck and slipped his hand under her lacy panties to find her soaked pussy. He traced his index finger between her wet lips and found her clit, Paul moved his mouth to hers and swallowed the moans she let out.

Paul pulled his hand away when Bella moved to straddle his hips. She grinded herself on to his hard dick through his pants. Paul's hands moved under her shirt to squeeze her tits, as her mouth crashed back to his.

He slide one of his hands down to grip around her lower back and pushed his cock against her. She arched her back and her head fell backwards as Paul bit her nipple through the black t-shirt.

Leah's head snapped to her closet and whispered to Quil, "Baby, I think something is in the closet."

Quil's huge frame stepped off the bed and strode to the closet, he snatched the door open and Paul and Bella broke apart.

All four people were shock.

Leah spotted the small red light of the camera.

"What the fuck!"

Bella looked up at her, "Um, SURPRISE!"

Paul smirked and helped Bella off the floor, grabbing her hand with his right and camera with his left hand, and walked to the door.

He paused just before walking out the back door, and yelled, "NIGHT PUPPY!" Over his shoulder.

The heard Quil barreling through the house as Paul scooped Bella up and ran.