"Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It's thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!). "

Jarod Kintz

After the well needed break, Seth was standing on Leah's front deck dressed in khaki pants and a red polo, holding an empty pizza box.

He pulled at the collar and complained for the fifth time in ten minutes.

"This shirt is burning me alive, how long until Bella is dressed?"

Leah rolled her eyes, "I'm sure she's almost finished, stop being a little bitch."

Seth flipped her off as the bathroom door opened, revealing Bella dressed in a see through crimson red nighty, complete with feather trim around the bottom.

"This is so damn stupid, who would answer the door wearing this shit?" Bella waved her hand down her body.

Leah shook her head, "Everyone ready so whine bag one and two can get naked?"

Seth unzipped his pants, gave his dick a few strokes, and pushed it through the hole Leah had cut in the pizza box. "Ready."

Jake shut the door and Embry began filming.

Seth pushed the button for the doorbell and waited.

... and waited...

And waited some more...

Then finally opened the door to find Jake laughing on the floor, with Bella on top of him, trying her hardest to give him a purple nurple.

Seth raised his eyebrow at them, "What the hell is going on?"

Bella snapped her head around at him, "This, ASSHOLE, gave me a wedgie with this damn gstring! Do you have any idea how that feels?!"

Seth held his hands up in innocence, then pointed at Jake, "It was him."

After she successfully twisted Jake's nipple as hard as she could, they began the scene again.

Seth rang the doorbell again and Bella hurried to open the door.

He smiled, "Special delivery!"

Bella lifted the lid to see his dick then pseudo moaned while stroking Seth, "OHHH my favorite!"

She held up a hundred dollar bill and squeezed her boob through the translucent material, "Are you going to earn your tip Seth?"

He nodded and followed her to the sofa.

Seth screamed as he tried to pull the box away from his dick.

"Ahhhh! My cock is stuck in the box! What the fuck do I do?!"

His eyes searched frantically around the room of shocked and amused faces.

Leah walked up and yanked the box, pulling Seth with it, then shrugged, "Hump wearing the box, once you shoot your baby batter it'll come off."

Seth looked at her wide eyed, "But..well..okay." and nodded.

Seth bent Bella over the arm of the sofa and slammed into her.

"Mother. Fucking. Wrong. Hole. Seth." Bella seethed through clenched teeth.

He pulled out and lifted his shoulders, "Sorry Bells."

She gave him a quick nod and he positioned himself again.

Bella's face was shoved into the cushion as Seth was jackhammering into her, the pizza box smacking her back with every thrust.

Jared whispered to Paul, "Oh, that's super fucking sexy." And they both started laughing.

Bella flipped them off and mouthed "Go fuck yourselves" to the cackling idiots.

Seth eventually pulled out and shot his load on her ass, and after a few minutes was able to remove the box.

Jared brought Bella a wet washcloth to clean up with before she went to shower.

She was wiping Seth's jizz off her lower back and ass cheek when Jake walked over and grabbed his cock through his cut offs, "You wanna suck on my pepperoni stick Bella?"

A loud splat rang through the room as the cum covered cloth stuck to Jake's face.

Bella smirked as Jake squealed running to the bathroom.

***The Following Morning***

Quil looked around, "Everybody ready? No going back after this hits."

They nodded, and Quil selected the option to release Sam and Bella's 2 hours edited sexcapade, under the title 'Night of the Wolf: Doggie Style.' And Embry and Emily's scene, 'Peen Wolf'.

Everyone released the breath they were holding as the videos went live.

Leah stood up, drawing everyone's attention away from the laptop screen. "Kim, Sam, you two ready for the shower sex?"

The two nodded and walked to the bathroom, most of the group following behind them.

Kim undressed, turned the shower on, and checked the temperature of the water as she stepped in.

She ran her hands over her body and smirked at Bella.

Leah rolled her eyes, "Jesus Kim, FOCUS!"

Kim began staring straight at Bella's tits.

Paul snorted, "On Sam, focus on Sam."

Kim huffed then looked at the now naked Sam as he stepped into the shower.

Seth began filming as Sam ran his hands over Kim's stomach and up to fondle her boobs. She stuck her tongue out licking his bicep, while looking into Bella's eyes again.

"Christ, Bella get out of the bathroom." Leah ordered while rubbing her temples.

Bella walked out to the living room, followed by Jared.

She stopped by the kitchen, grabbing a pint of chocolate cheese cake ice cream and spoon on the way.

Jared sat beside her on the couch as she flipped through the channels of the television, landing on the hallmark channel and digging into the ice cream.

After five minutes of watching the cheesy romantic drama, Bella was a blubbering mess and Jared hauled her into his lap.

She shoved another spoonful into her mouth and her chin quivered, "I...sniff...have no...sniff...idea...sniff..what's wrong...sniff...with me."

She shoved a spoonful into Jared's mouth as he nuzzled his nose into her neck and inhaled.

"You're four or five days from your cycle, hormones got you all jacked up."

Jared ran his hand to her lower belly and began massaging her, using his body heat to ease her discomfort.

Sam had Kim bent over holding her ankles as the water ran over them. As she had her fourth orgasm of the day, her knees buckled, Sam holding her up as he roared shooting his seed into her.

After drying off and dressing, the pack walked into the living room to find Jared and Bella holding each other, crying over the ending of the sappy movie.

Paul and Jake started laughing at the pair, Bella threw the spoon at Jacob and empty carton of Ben and Jerry's at Paul yelling "Don't judge us!" And breaking out into another round of tears.

Kim walked over to comfort them, and Paul drug his feet until he was close enough to pat Bella's head like a puppy.

Quil cleared his throat, "So should we check out how the videos are selling?"

Everyone huddled around the laptop with wide eyes.

Leah broke the silence with a whispered, "Holy. Shit."

***Meanwhile in Alaska***

Jasper Whitlock kicked his old leather boot onto the desk in the guest study, powering on the desktop to find something to jack his dick to, other than the two by four of a mate, or the three whore sister's. He couldn't take a shower without one of the whores trying to jump on his cock.

When he was strolling through the search results he read the words 'Wolfpack Studios' and clicked the Web link snickering to himself.

After entering his credit card information, he selected a video and unzipped his jeans. The opening shot was a nice round ass scanning up to mahogany hair.

He closed his eyes and began stroking his cock. As soon as he heard Bella's voice over the speakers his eyes shot open, but when he saw her face his jaw dropped.

Two hours later, he was still glued to the desk chair watching Sam Uley pound Virgin no more Bella's pink pussy.

When the video ended he ran for his stash of porn in the back of his closet. Once he found what he was after, Jasper grinned to himself, looks like it's time for a trip to Washington.

A/N: Hope y'all liked it :) Thanks for reading!