A/N: So… how did you like it? Good, hopefully? Haha, anyway, you're introduced to our main OC, Queen Hehe Serenity Puffi, ruler of planet Mooney Moon that loves riccu and tentacles, and now, Sailor Moon bootleg episodes! I don't have much to say, but I hope some things I've written wasn't offensive! But, oh well, more weirdness away!
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Moon Turtle Power, Make Up!
Chapter Two: Who's The Prettiest Cat Of Them All?
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Queen Hehe Serenity Puffi announced her new title as Queen of The Mooney Moon Kingdom by celebrating the bootleg of Sailor Moon, explaining to all her citizens that they now must protect Earth from Kraang's harm.
"How?" They asked, and Puffi only responded with a smile. They must find the creatures of the cats first! And the only creatures of the pussies reign on Earth, correct? So, with Puffi's great magical kawaii magic, she opened a huge reversed vortex upon planet Earth, only for the furry pussies.
"Do not worry, darling creature Luna, I will find you!" Puffi whispered as her hands glowed kawaii desu pink...
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A large, expanding vortex appeared out of the sky, it's purplish pink color gleaming down Earth. All the humans looked towards the sky, frozen in sheer fright at such abnormal occurrence. Wha... what's going on? W-what's happening?
Then the increasing vortex began to vacuum. Wind whisked into its large hole, the vortex sucked many furry pussies inside the portal's opening, hear many screeches, meows and hisses as cats flew into the air and went through the pink large hole.
It sucked up many pussy cats, even the cats trapped at the Ping Chow Dong Wong restaurant. "Hey! I need those furries for my Chom Pow Chicken!" An old Chinese chief yelled, upset as he watched his secret ingredient fly into the air and went towards the big purple hole. God, he's so angry he can just...! The man whipped out some chopsticks and threw them at the cat, but missed...- only for the chopsticks to shoot at his balls, piercing through his sweet-and-sour uncooked chicken balls."Augh...AUGHHHHHHHHHH!" The scream could have trembled Earth itself.
"Breaking news, Carlos Chiang O'Brien Gambe speaking here at the current situation with this HUGE hole above us! Oddly, this assumed vortex is sucking up all cats as we speak! But not us, nor everything around us! So be warned, keep your cats safe and protected inside, or they'll fly into the- ahh! Cat in my face!" The reporter flapped his hands as an orange cat slammed into his face.
"Aaaah! Get it off me, get it off-" *BEEEEP* The TV went to bar code.
The turtles stared at the screen, blinking. "...Uh..." Leo trailed, unsure what to say.
"Do ya think the Kraang's involved with the vortex, Leo?" Raph asked, folding his arms and narrowed his eyes in thought. "I think so Raph, but I'm not sure why suddenly they're wanting cats..." Leo muttered as he rubbed his chin, musing.
Mikey jumped up with a wide grin on his face, "I know guys! I bet it's-" He started to explain, but Raph cut him of with a glare.
"Don't even say it Mikey. We had enough of your nonsense already."
"Aw..."
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Queen Puffi gasped in awe as she watched the cats pop out of the hole, different types of cats flying through the air. "Catch them all! We don't want to miss a single one!" And so, with a magical spell they managed to capture thousands of cats in a paralyzed position, all aligned according to their color and fur structure. "Good, now we judge!" The queen grabbed her finest judges for what would be the perfect Sailor Moon Luna cat.
"Though, I believed Sailor Moon had five cats... I think?" She haven't finished watching the tenth episode yet, so maybe she'll only need one black cat. Ah, who cares! With all these beautiful pussy cats, they can become multiple Luna's!
"Your highness! We bring more variations of the Sailor Moon vibration pens! O-oh, and the stickers." A female spy said, carrying a large bag of magical bootlegged items. The Mooney Moon Queen grinned and clapped her hands together, devious. "Then... let's get started."
The minutes passed, and those minutes turned into hours as Queen Puffi inspected the cats. None of them seemed to fit her interest, all of them are beautiful, of course, but... not the perfect fit. They mainly inspected black pussies, but all of them were very, very furry.
"Ah! You know what? Forget it, we'll just pick a cat and finish. Sounds ideal?" All the judges nodded, relieved. So, Queen Puffi grabbed a random black tabby cat and smiled. It had dazzling sapphire eyes and an elegant body... it's perfect! "Ah, you're the most gorgeous pussy I've ever seen!" She snuggled into the furry cat, "who's a pretty pussy? You are!" The woman cooed.
"Meow."
"Ah! You will now be named Luna the cat! Puss of Mooney Moon!"
"Meow." Luna licked her- is it a she? Puffi checked underneath the cat. Hm, seems like it. Anyway, Luna licked her black muzzle, blue eyes staring the queen lazily. "Now, we must crown you!"
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The cat clawed at the golden crescent moon sticker, glued to her forehead with permanent glue. "Perfect!" Queen Puffi exclaimed and set the black cat on the marble floor. She collected extra assets of the pens, and with every colored pen she tried to find a perfect cat to fit the pen. Unfortunately, some pens were colored of the rainbow, and the some of cats did not meet the colors requirements... which means...
They must recolor them.
Finally, they have chosen five cats, and with special guards holding the feisty, hissing and dangerous cats in place, the beauty artist used spray rainbow oriented spray paint upon each cat.
Blue, from what Puffi is told to represent Mercury. Red, the fiery planet of Mars... Green is Jupiter, and Highlight orange is Venus! "Aww, you darlings look so adorable!" A few cats hissed violently, stirring in the guards arms with sharp claws sticking into their armor. "Aw hush now, you are the representatives of each sailor planet! And you won't be able to fulfill your duties if you constantly complain like that!" However, the cats didn't listen, and Queen Puffi huffed.
"Is that all the cats we need?" The guard asked, wincing as the freshly green cat, Jupiter, clawed deep into his arm, drawing lots of blood. Queen Puffi hummed, and gazed at the other cats. They don't seem to be needed anymore... but some of them are just too kawaii to pass up! "Let me keep ten pussies, and then the rest may return to Earth, their resting place." And so, Queen Puffi collected ten cats and placed them in her bedroom chambers while the others finally dropped to the floor from their paralyzed state. Back arched, posture straight, face serious and head held high, the queen walked passed the special cats: Luna, Venus, Mercury, Jupiter and Mars before gazing down at the cats, eyes stern. "This mission is serious, young creatures, and I need each one of you to do your very best to acknowledge the chosen ones destined to protect their planet. You could die out there, but let's hope to avoid that." ... Jupiter and Mercury clawed at eachother, and then Jupiter jumped on Mercury, ... Venus licking her freshly orange coated fur (thank god the color's permanent...), Mars's just sitting there playing with her tail... and... Luna just vomited.
Queen Hehe Serenity Puffi sweatdropped.
Oh well, at least she have the cats.
The elegant woman turned towards thousands of others cats, smiling. "I apologize that I haven't chosen you as the elite for the planets, darling cats. It's nothing personal, sincerely, it's just... you weren't the fit." Puffi whispered, opening a portal to Earth with her kawaii moi magical magic, and after a large picture of earth appeared underneath them, the woman saluted. "Fare well, dear furry friends... I'm sure you must miss your home. Protect yourselves from the evil that lurks on Earth... and be safe." Hundreds of cats slipped through the portal, falling towards Earth. Tears peered behind her eyelids as Queen Puffi sniffed, trying to compose herself from crying.
She must be strong, for everyone.
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"Dammit! Now where are we going to find our meat for Chinese Chicken!?" The cooks angrily yelled in Chinese, flicking out their chopsticks and threw the at the wall. Great, no chicken, no decent food, no decent food... No business!
"Peng Fu, look outside!" A waitress exclaimed, staring at the window in shock. The cooks went to the window, and then they gasped. Cats... goodness, cats are falling out of the sky! "We're saved! We continue business now!" All the cooks cheered.
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"Uh... Carlos Chiang O'Brien Gambe currently speaking, it seems like all the furry felines are falling from the sky. This is a very strange incident, indeed, we don't have any sources right now, but we'll report as soon as possible... no! Not another cat- ah! In my face again! Get this stinking furball of- *BEEEP*" The screen went to bar code. The screen then flashed to a woman sitting at her desk, coughing nervously with a weak smile on her face, "we apologize for that, but our recommendations is to capture all cats with cushions to soften their fall."
"Leo! We gotta go out there and help those kittens...! Who knows how many are hurt!" Mikey cried, falling to his knees as he begged to Leo. The eldest turtle sighed loudly, "Mikey...-" He started, and then he froze.
His youngest brother is giving him the puppy pout look. "..." Leo glanced at the TV screen, watching dozens of cats fall to their possible unfortune, and back at Mikey- Leo blinked when Mikey's face were inches away from his. "Please...?" Mikey whispered as his blue eyes trembled, tears seeping from his mask. The ninja turtle in blue groaned, unable to ignore his baby brother's plea.
"...Fine."
"Yay! C'mon, ask Donnie if he could bring something to capture the cats! Don't worry kittens! Mr. Kitty-Saver will help you!" Mikey yelled as he rushed out of the living room... "Mikey, wait! Hide in the shadows and don't get caught!" Hand outstretched, Leo warned but his hand faltered when realizing it was useless. Great, now they're going to rescue cats.
Sigh.
"Donnie...! Raph!" Leo called, preparing for another mission.
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"At last, the magical spells embedded into the pens are complete!" A magical kawaii mage exclaimed, watching in pride as all the bootlegged Sailor Moon magical pens hovered in the air, an aura of dazzling silver surrounding the pens. Queen Puffi clapped, amazed at the highest power of magic are placed in such small object... "perfect! Then let us further our mission to protect Earth!" The mage ducktapped a Venus pen to the cat Venus around her waist, its pen vibrating brightly. Venus clawed at the pen but no luck, it rested firmly underneath her stomach. The Mooney Moon queen walked towards Venus, "I give you the Venus pen, to protect and cherish until you find its true owner to wield its power. Dear Venus, go to planet Earth and find the chosen one, Sailor Venus, hidden underneath casualty and power ignorance... find her, and tell her the purpose of protecting Earth." The cat blinked lazily, rolling onto the ground and stood up... and loudly coughed, until a furball spat from her mouth.
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A folded note was tucked underneath the ducktape, "now we're finally finished! Are you ready? Venus?" The portal to Earth became more detailed, accurate with Kraang's exact location.
New York City.
Venus will start there, and then the rest of her sisters (or brothers...) will join her to the ultimate salvation of Earth! The woman laughed while the orange cat meowed, licking her paw. "Good, Sullivan, prepare her launch." A guard snatched Venus with his hand, ignoring the loud hiss, and angled his position in front of the open portal of New York... raising his arm slightly as he gripped the cat tight, enough to hold her still.
"Ready? Aim...! Go, Venus! Go!" Arm arched back, the man grunted loudly and flung Venus through the portal in lightening speed. "MEEEEEEERAAAAAAOOOWW!" The cat screamed as she shot through the Earth, twirling into the air like a football.
A/N: No cats were harmed in the making of this fanfic.