Charlie's face was quickly changing from red to purple, the vein in his forehead pumping away, and his mustache began twitching.

"What in the flying fuck is going on here?!"

He looked around the room, finally landing on the back of Bella's head.

"Isabella Marie, why in the fuck was Dave watching a video of you and SAM having... intercourse? I thought you were with Leah!"

Bella asked Jared and Seth to flip her, the two men shuffled until Seth's back was against the wall and Jared's back was to Charlie.

"Daddy, it's... complicated."

Jake and Sam had removed themselves from the other girls and were making their way to the backdoor to find the owners of the three previous howls.

Charlie pulled his gun and shot out the back before they had even made it through the kitchen, "I don't fucking think so, nobody leaves until I know what's going on."

"Charlie, somebody needs to go, there are three new wolves. As Alpha I should, uh, get going."

"One more step Samuel, and the next bullet will be through your ass and not the air."

Sam slumped into a chair at the kitchen table, Jacob doing the same.

Bella narrowed her eyes at her father, "Daddy, I didn't think it would be that hard for you to figure out CONSIDERING that you and all your friends around here did the EXACT SAME THING a decade or so ago!"

Charlie's face paled, "You know...about...the...tape?"

He took a gulp air as Bella nodded, looking around the room again, he spotted the cameras and fainted, the gun hitting the floor and going off.

"MOTHERFUCKER! Why does this shit always happen to me!" Quil hopped around on one leg holding the back of his thigh with one of his hands.

"It barely touched me but this shit burns!"

Paul snickered as he walked over to grab Bella from Jared and Seth, "Well I guess we know where Bella gets the fainting from."

Sam stood up, "Jake get dressed and take Charlie to your dad's house. Seth, Quil, come with me, let's go see who phased. The rest of you, get this furniture out of the kitchen. Emily why don't you and Bells make up some food, I think it's gonna be a long day."

After preparing the side dishes, the group minus Quil, Sam, and Seth, were on the back deck. Emily was flipping burgers on the grill as five men walked out of the woods.

Sam's voice asked, "Emily, can you bring me a pair of your shorts and tank, and some shorts for us?"

The girls looked over to see Sam, Quil, and Seth. Emily dropped the spatula to ground as she spotted the two new men, clad only in cowboy hats, muttering 'Fuck me'.

Kim's eyes were wide as she asked to no one in particular, "Can I have one?"

Bella licked her lips, gave the men a smile, and started singing 'You can leave your hat on'.

Leah slipped on her shoes and grabbed her car keys. Bella looked up, "Where you goin Lee?"

Leah smirked, "To see a blonde cowboy." And left.

"So, meet the Fuller twins, Brady and Collin, my age." Seth introduced them.

Brady smirked and Collin smiled, both tipping their hats at the girls.

Sam walked back over to the tree line and handed the set of Emily's clothes to a small, outstretched arm.

The guys on the patio raised their eyebrows at the petite woman as she walked out from the cover of the forest.

"Ah, FUCK NO! Every thought you pecker weeds are thinking you better forget right the fuck NOW! STOP FUCKING SMILING AT HER JAKE!" Jared yelled as his arms flailed around.

Kim leaned over to Bella and whispered in her ear, "She's Jenny, Jared little sister."

"You're goddamn right, she's MY baby SISTER!"

Jared threw a rock at Jake's head.

After everyone had calmed down and eaten their fill, they sat around Quil and the laptop as he ordered airline tickets for everyone and reserved the private condo and beach.

The house and everyone in it was bouncing with excitement when Leah walked in the door.

Bella looked up at her, "Well?"

"He said that the tinkerbitch sent him divorce papers, and to meet him at this address when we were ready." Leah showed them the slip of paper he had given her.

"Why did that take three hours to say? And why is your hair all fucked up?" Seth asked.

She glared at him, "No reason."

Quil let out a laugh, "I bet I can guess, I remember you looking just like that when."

"SHUT IT QUIL."

The girls were laying on the sunny beach drinking fruity, frozen cocktails with tiny umbrellas on the sides; taking turns slathering Bella with SPF 100.

The men abandoned their game of football and walked over.

Paul slid between Bella's legs, his head dropping to place a gentle bit through the thin red material of her tiny bikini.

She moaned, her head falling back, and spotted copper hair and a shimmer from the shadow of a palm tree.

Edward held his hand to his chest, in true dramatic fashion, as his ambiguous voice cried out, "Isabella, my love!"

She ran one hand down Paul's back and over his firm ass, pulling him down to grind their hips together.

Their joined lips smiled as they both threw up a middle finger at the glittering, ever broken hearted vampire.

His decades older, pseudo, ex brother snorted from two towels over as he rubbed the sunscreen that blocked the disco ball effect, over his marble skin, throwing up his own single finger salute.

The end

A/N: Thanks so much for reading/reviewing/favorite. I have started writing the sequel, if you would like me to post it on here then let me know in the reviews!