There will now be two chapters for each couple. One for the girl. And one for the boy. I will do the Butch in this one. Enjoy! Butch gets advice from a smooth friend.

Butch

Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

I sighed into the phone sadly. I was speaking to one of my smartest friends: Dani Putner. She was the expert on therapy so I gave her a call and explained my problem.

"What do you like about Buttercup?" She asked me. She's like the next Dr Phil.

"The fact that she's so tough. Usually girls fall for me. But Buttercup... she's different," What I just said sounded nothing like me so I added something that was more my style," Plus she's hot." Dani gave a small chuckle

"Is there anyone you think she might like other than you?" Dani asked now taking a serious tone

"Not really. I don't think she likes anyone." I said, Buttercup seemed like the type of girl to not like someone immediately. Or have crushes for that matter.

"Does anyone like her?" Dani asked sounding like she was about to be finished

"Well... I pretty sure Mitch likes her, but I think he's now over it. BC dissed him pretty bad." I didn't need to say I'm in love with Buttercup because I'll sound pathetic.

On the other line Dani sounded really excited," What'd she say?" She was a big fan of rap and dis battles.

"Well it turns out that Mitch had been asking her out a lot so she got real angry when he asked her out. She called him a pathetic loser and that he should just get a damn life." Dani was laughing like crazy until I continued," Then she turned on me..."

"What'd she dis you with?" She didn't sound excited for once, she sounded pitiful

I sighed and told her," She called me a bitchy player," Another sigh," And she wouldn't fall for a lazy guy who would-"
Dani stopped me.

"Wait what?" She sounded really excited

"She wouldn't fall for a-" I said, not knowing what she was getting at

"She likes you dude!" Dani announced proudly, I had trouble believing her statement

"What do you mean?" I was now anticipating what she was trying to get at

"Okay, so since she said she wouldn't 'fall' for you that means she's trying not to." I could just imagine Dani with a smug look on her face

"Not enough evidence." I said to her, just as smugly

Dani cleared her throat and started asking questions like a lawyer," Have you spent time with Buttercup other than that 'incident'?"

"Yeah at the beach I tricked her into kissing me." Dani squealed

"What did she do when you told her you were alive?" She asked seriously

"She said she would kill-"

"Did she?"

"No but-"

"Case closed."

"Case reopened! Still not enough evidence!"

Dani sighed impatiently," What else did she say in her diss?"

I smiled," She said there was no way in fucking hell she was gonna have her heart broken by a bastard like me."

Dani was giggling on the other line," Ouch. And she obviously still likes you. She's scared of having her heart broken by you."

"Really?"

"Yep. It makes sense. You should try to apologize. Ladies dig that."

"I will. Thanks Dani."

"Np dude."

I hung up and quickly dressed up. I needed to talk to Buttercup. I would have one of her sibling tell me her dorm.

Sry if this wasn't as funny as my other chapters. This was the only way I could work this. So review please. Butch will apologize to BC. Will BC approve? Next is BC's chapter. So get ready for witty comments!