A.N: Since the last chapter was so short I give to you, my lovely readers, the next installment in this collection!

Title: Scary

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: Tiny, tiny bit of language.

Summary: It's just not normal…

Jake hates being around them all. It's wrong on too many levels for him to even attempt to count. Werewolves and vampires don't mix.

It's just not normal.

...Or at least…they shouldn't mix...

But then again, nothing about this situation is even remotely normal.

And the smallest leech was the most scarily abnormal one out of the whole damn bunch! Why she insisted on hanging around him so much was a mystery. After about a week of that he'd snapped at her, demanding to know why she always seemed to gravitate toward him every time he walked through the door. She'd replied simply that he made the headaches go away.

After that, he'd mostly ignored her constant-annoying-presence. He still didn't like her but he'd never been able to turn away a female in distress if Leah being in his "pack" was any indication. After a while he'd actually gotten used to her always being near, and when she was, he found that he didn't mind the other Cullens so much anymore.

And that was some disturbingly scary shit.

A.N: Short again, but I can't help what my brain cooks up and my hands write down. Please review and let me know what you think!