A.N: Here we go again my lovely readers.
Title: Too Bad
Genre: Humor/Friendship
Rating: K+
Warnings: A little, teensy bit fluffy.
Summary: The smell was one thing. The snoring was a whole different ballgame.
Alice wrinkled her little nose delicately. They may be on better terms, he may make her head stop feeling like it was about to split open, and he may be an all-around good person, but Jacob Black still smelled like wet dog. With a slightly exasperated huff, she settled onto the floor next to him. She pulled her knees up to her chest, laid her head back against the wall, closed her eyes, and sighed in bliss.
Unfortunately the feeling didn't last long.
Her eye twitched when a loud snore penetrated her calm, quiet bubble. She opened her eyes and glared at him, but when that failed to stop his snoring she nudged him none-too-gently in the side with her elbow. He started awake with a grunt.
"Huh? Wah?" He looked around in groggy confusion.
Alice snorted softly and rolled her eyes. "You sound like a train wreck, Jacob. Shut up, will you?" she told him irritably.
The smell she could tolerate, the snoring…No. Just, no.
Jake glared at her half-heartedly, then yawned and closed his eyes again. "Don't like it, too bad," he grumbled. A second later he was back in dreamland…snoring again.
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