Disclaimer: Matsui Yuusei owns Assassination classroom… I am planning to overtake his ownership though… just need a few more guns to do so.
Warning: Yaoi a bit of OOCness.
Koro-sensei is an almost unkillable being… I sighed.
Even though I my main objective is to make sure Nagisa and Karma is safe in class 3-E… I slowly feel the thrill of the challenge of killing an almost all-powerful being.
Killing him is hard though.
He has all-purpose tentacles, his strength is not bad, his reaction time is not slow… and his best ability would be his super speed.
His speed would make it almost impossible to kill him head on and killing him from afar is also almost impossible. He has superb eyesight and observation skills and is able stop bullet by moving fast enough to convert the bullets kinetic energy into something else.
I am no Karma but I am able to come up with decent plans yet I can't! The weaknesses of him are really too insignificant and he is able to counter those weaknesses with his other abilities.
"These contain poison please drink them!" I sweat dropped once I heard that… Okuda Manami… I heard she was horrible in everything except Chemistry, but wow. That was really unexpected.
But was even unexpected would be that Koro-sensei actually drank them… and his head grew wings.
I ignored what happened afterwards as I started thinking, normal human poison would not be able to hurt him… the only thing that we know is that the rubber substance that we were given can destroy his cells… we probably can use that as poison but I doubt he would accept that.
I narrowed my eyes… assassinating him is the only way… but he already knows that we are his assassins so he would definitely be on guard when we are close. The only possible way to kill him would be to kill him when he least suspected so the best way is to stop assassination attempts and draw to a false sense of security… and we will need to kill him in a way where he would be unable to react or stop.
His reaction time is 0.210 seconds. That is the most useful information that I have obtained…
Logically it will be good if we can bring the teacher out and assassinate him in public by hiring others… but Koro-sensei has shown that his is able to detect killing intent… the only people that have been able to hide it was Nagisa and Karma…
Nagisa can have a better chance, as he is able to hide his blood lust better…
Currently killing Koro-sensei with little plans that we have used last time is lower than 1.1%...
I suddenly felt the tentacle hitting my head. I looked up and saw Koro-sensei… have a bit of a red face.
"I would appreciate if you actually pay attention to class Ryu-kun!" Sensei… pouted? I guess…
"Ahaha… sorry I was deep in thought sensei! Maybe if you could…" I slide my blade hidden in my sleeves… and swung it.
Obviously I met with thin air.
"Good job. I actually did not see that knife until the last second! Ryu-kun! But you will need to do it faster in order to hit sensei!" He rubbed my head before going back to teach…
I blinked… that felt nice…
Surprisingly he makes for a really good sensei…
Lesson's over yet I stayed back in class… Koro-sensei was really a fascinating being. He has the potential to be great… yet he wanted to destroy the world, which leads to many questions. What's his motive? What's the point in teacher us then? Was it for his amusement?
"Why are you still here Ryu-kun? Class have been dismissed" I looked up and saw Koro-sensei.
"A-Ah just thinking of something…"
"You know… out of the class you have the least active in trying to assassinate me… why?"
I tilted my head. "Cause it's still currently impossible to do so. I needed more information and it is illogical to launch a plan when it is not ready."
Koro-sensei chuckled. "In a real assassination that would be so… but I am still your teacher attempting assassinations on me would only do you good."
"Hm?" Now I am confused.
"Unlike other assassinations, assassinating me would show my weakness and habits."
"But that would also cause you to be more alert when we are close." I countered
"Yes… that maybe so… but wouldn't it better to get information to create a fool proof plan." He said while smiling creepily.
"There is no such thing as fool proof."
"Ah… but it would increase the chances of your success… isn't that right?" he said.
"Also you have forgotten about something."
"Hm?" I forgotten about something?
"Human Growth."
I widened my eyes… by practicing assassinations we would be able to increase our skills… we may not manage to reach sensei's speed but we would still be able to reach a speed where he does not have time to react… even if not physically improving we would be able to improve on our coordination... how could I forget such a concept…
I frowned… but when the time comes… would my classmate actually listen to me… me being a 3-A top student would have caused many of them to avoid me or ignore me at any rate… them not asking me why I am not going out of class is evidence enough that they aren't actually my friends yet.
"So you finally know what wrong." I blushed did I say all of that out loud?
"I will be expecting great things from you then, Ryu-kun. Better go home now and get a good night sleep!" He said as he walked out of the classroom.
I stared at where Koro-sensei disappeared to before sighing to myself… he have been so much more of a teacher than all teachers that have taught me combined.
I walked home that day with many things to think about.
The next day… after school
"Ano..." I called out to everyone. And everyone's attention turned to me.
"Is everyone free this weekend… I want to invite everyone to the Tokyo festival…" that seems to shock everyone
"Wait! Isn't Tokyo Festival one of the biggest festivals ever made! I heard tickets have already been sold out!" Isogai pointed out.
"Ahaha I know the organizers and they kinda… owe my family… some favors… so asked for 29 tickets and they agreed." (Translation, I blackmailed the organizers.)
"Wow! They must have owed you big favors!" Kaede exclaimed.
"Ano… Ryu-kun." I turned and saw Koro-sensei uncomfortably close to me.
"Are teachers invited? Would you mind giving me one?"
"Ehh! Koro-sensei! You should be asking for such things!" Hayami Rinka complained.
"B-But! I have been trying to get a ticket for that festival since the start of the year! Yet I couldn't get it! All have been booked by other customers!" He screeched.
I simply smiled. "Well I have 2 extra! One for you and Karasuma-sensei." I looked at him expectantly…
"Sorry, this weekend I will need to be at the ministry of defense I can't go." Oh well he is not actually needed.
"Che! Like I would to some stupid festival." Terasaka scoffed as he and his goons ran off. Good… I will burn in hell before I become sociable with him without giving him some punishment for hurting Nagisa.
"Well the rest? Is there anyone that doesn't want to go?"
"Of course not! I would love to go there!" Sugino exclaimed.
"Yeah I heard there is a science fair there too!" Okuda said.
"Thank you very much! Keichi-kun!"
I simply smiled "Ahaha! Well its going to be like a class trip then?'
"Oh! A class trip! Then I have to go and prepare then!" Sensei said as he took off.
Karma smirked… "What are you up to now? You usually don't blackmail people for such trivial stuff."
The silence was deafening…
"EHHH! YOU BLACKMAILED THEM!"
"Oh come on, its not my fault that the organizer read porn in his office! I just made use of that knowledge."
"Hey! I take offence to that! You shouldn't make use of men's honest pleasure time!" Okajima shouted out as the whole class and I sweat dropped thinking. How the hell is that 'honest'?
"Mah! I really just want to invite everyone to relax there!"
"Well, it's decided then we all will go there this Saturday then!" Kataoka Megu the class rep announced.
Of course my plan was not just for us to relax…
My real objective… was to gain answers… or to end all of this.
Nighttime arrives, and as expected, everyone wanted to ride the Ferris wheel.
I followed sensei up to the Ferris wheel without anyone noticing.
"Is there something you need? Ryu-kun?" Sensei asked as he smiled.
I smirked as I press the switch and the windows and the door locked… I have rigged the entire Ferris wheel the day before.
"I needed answers."
"I said before… you all should be focused on assassinations…" he was cut off as I swung my blade at him. He stopped it with a tentacle.
"I can't allow that… you are awakening their potential to kill… by the time we have killed you the rest of the class would have fallen too deep into the darkness… they will no longer have the ability go back to normal life." I said as I shot him. He dodged but he lost a tentacle, as expected trapping him is the best way to kill him.
"Oh… is that concern that I heard from you?" Sensei teased.
"I am concern with them… they are after all my classmates,"
A tentacle suddenly held me.
"Hmm… so what are you going to do then? The only way to save them according to you is to kill me."
"Which I intended to do today." I kicked my bag as grenades fell out all about to explode and I smirked… I may die but he will too. His molting ability will not be available until next month.
I closed my eyes as I accepted my fate…
Only to hear a small explosion and nothing else…
I snapped open my eyes and widened my eyes in shock as I saw… a skin from sensei's molting covering the grenades?
"Wow! If I did not save up multiple of my molting skin in my backpack today I would have been killed! Good job Ryu-kun! You get high points for this assassination."
I stared blankly at him.
After a few minutes I sighed.
"I can't figure you out at all."
"Hm?"
"Destroying the world… what the point in that? Teaching us how to kill you… what is the actual point in doing that? I get that you are teaching a lot of students a lot of life lessons through assassinations… but there are other ways of doing so…"
"Sensei have a lot of secrets… but you can find them out after you kill me." He said as he smirks while I pouted at him.
"But you shouldn't worry too much Ryu-kun." I tiled my head.
"I am after all your teacher… teachers always want the best of their students." He smiled.
"You should focus on how to kill me."
I stared… before laughing.
"You sounded so cliché just now!"
"E-Eh! I just wanted to let you know that! How dare you laugh at your teacher after he gave you good advice!"
"But- Ahahaha!" After laughing I simply smiled.
"I suppose that I shouldn't worry so much…" I said as I get out the Ferris wheel when it reaches the land.
Before walking off I said to him. "But know this… I will kill you as soon as possible."
"My name is Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you everyone!" An assassin obviously… yet her acting is really too cheesy… but obviously Koro-sensei fell in love with her big… you know what.
During PE Koro-sensei was called off by Irina-sensei… and she finally revealed herself.
Isogai asked "So…Umm… Irina-sensei? Class is starting so should we return to the classroom?
"Classes?" She said as is lighted up a cigarrete "… oh right you are all free to do as you see fit. Also could you stop being so familiar with me and stop calling me by first name? I have no intention of playing of a teacher except for wen I'm in front of that octopus. Call me 'Jelavic-oneesama'."
"So what now? Bitch-neesan." I burst out laughing
"DON'T SHORTEN IT! AND STOP LAUGHING!"
"You're a professional killer right? Will you really be able to take out that monster alone, when the class can't kill him through their combined efforts."
She chuckled. "The difference between brats and grown-ups is how we adults do things." She turned to Nagisa "You are Shiota Nagisa right?"
She moved in to kiss him… only to be stopped by a scissor and a switchblade.
"If you…" I said
"…Touch Nagisa" Karma spoke.
"We'll kill you." We spoke.
She seem in shock before scoffing and turned to Nagisa.
"Come to the faculty office after this, I want to hear the information you've gathered on that guy… well I have plenty of ways to make you talk though.
"A-Ah ok."
"As for the rest of you! Those with useful information come and speak with me! I'm doing you all a favor and I'll even lend some manpower to the girls." A few men came forward… god they smell horrible Koro-sensei should have already known they are here.
"A professional's job lies in having both skill and personal connections. You brats should sit quietly on the sidelines and watch and if you get in the way of my assassination mission even a little bit… I'll kill you."
Most of us from class 3-E… currently detest this teacher.
We then had a very irritating language lessons that even I am currently having a hard time trying to control my boiling rage that is about to burst
"Keichi-san?" I snapped out of my thought before looking as Isogai, Sugino, Maehara, Sugaya, and Nakamura approached me.
"Keichi-san what do you think of our new sensei?" Isogai asked
I simply smiled… as I crushed my pen that I was holding. "I think she needs to be tortured and killed then put to the seven pits of hell and I hear her scream for mercy as I add more fuel to the flames…" I said as I release my killing intent that I was hiding for the whole of the entire lesson.
To my surprise they accept my killing intent and even added to it.
"Yes… I think so too. I would love to humiliate her." Isogai muttered.
"I would love to cut her down too…" Maehara flipped out an anti-sensei knife
"Yes I would love to punch that bitch in the stomach." Nakamura cracked her knuckles.
"I will provide disguises if you need." Sugaya pulled out a brush.
"I can throw a high speed baseball from afar." Sugino started to play with his baseball.
I simply smiled. "Well I don't think we should do anything though."
"Huh?" All of them called out.
"She ordered her minions to built a metal shack… that would mean that they would use real bullets… meaning that her assassination attempt would be a complete failure… I just hope Koro-sensei would use his tentacle in more ways than one."
We smirked as we emitted killing intent scaring everyone in close vicinity even Karma was shivering.
Of course when we went out there was a huge explosion of sounds… then there was a scream? And some shlooping sounds? Okajima being the pervert he is nosebleed and fainted while the rest of us ran towards the shack and saw Koro-sensei came out from the shack.
Followed by Bitch-neesan in an old fashion school PE clothes…
"Impossible… for all of that to have happened in a mere minute…" She moaned?
"The stiffness in my shoulder and back was loosened I received oil, face and lymph node messages… I was forced to quickly change clothes… and on top of that for those slippery tentacles to do such things."
Everyone sweat-dropped except for the little group just now and me who smirked darkly while chuckling.
"Koro-sensei… What did you do?" Nagisa asked.
"Who knows? Adults have their own sort of maintenance after all."
"That's the face of a horrible adult!" Almost all of the females in the class shouted out.
"Now lets return to the classroom." He ushered.
Of course when we reach classroom it is that bitch's lesson again… and of course she is agitated and tapping into her Ipad furiously
"Aha~ Bitch-neesan's pretty frantic… having that sort of thing done to her must have damaged her pride~" Karma sang while I smirked.
"Now if only she could be subjected to more of that and get her spirit completely crushed." I muttered out as I took out a scissor and twirl it causing Karma to sweat drop.
"Sensei" Isogai called out.
"If you're not going to teach us could you switch out with Koro-sensei? We're taking entrance exams this year, so…"
"Hmph! You want to be taught by that vicious monster? Comparing the earth's predicament to entrance exams… how nice to be a carefree kid."
"Moreover the way I hear it, all of you in Class E seem to be the misfit failures of this school… even if you start studying now, it's meaningless."
I flinched… I could fell Karma and Nagisa looking at me in concern yet I paid that no mind as a memory appear through my mind.
"What a worthless student you are! Keichi Ryu." As the sensei said this I flinched.
"I give up all hope on you Keichi! All the time I have no idea why you can even grasp this simple concept!" The teacher scolded me. I was furious… and I studied hard.
And when I became successful. "Keichi! As expected of my own favorite student! I knew you could do it." I could see him wearing a horrible mask…
And then… all I can see was red.
"I know here's what we'll do…" Bitch couldn't finish her statement as a scissor found itself stuck on the blackboard behind her... near her neck.
"Irina Jelavic." I spoke with clear pronunciation to make a statement.
"Could you leave?" I spoke with a smile as I pour out killing intent.
"What are you-?"
"The area you are standing belongs to a teacher… and you do not deserve to be a teacher. Please get out of there before you get hurt."
"Hah! You think you brats can-"
"Irina Jelavic, female, assassin, generally used seduction to reel in target. By your physic it would mean that you are fairly skilled in hand-to-hand combat. You may be a professional but I doubt you can handle 27 teenagers that are familiar with combat." I said without missing a beat while smiling and releasing killing intent.
"It would be for your own safety if you could leave. It will be… unfortunate if you get hurt from a bunch of teens by your standard… It will definitely be a detriment to your professionalism…"
She widened her eyes as the whole class added into the killing intent causing her to turn and walk out of the classroom.
I sighed before I felt someone tackled me.
"Good job! Ryu!" Sugino exclaimed
"You were really cool!" Yada said
"Wow! You managed to get that bitch away!"
"Finally someone showed her up!"
Everyone was cheering and laughing… and I couldn't help and laughed with them
This class… really feels like a family.
Omake? (Actually not really as this is important to the plot but I guess it counts as one?)
Bitch-sensei POV (God I love her name and I do not hate her even though above… I just find it justified for Ryu to get angry.)
"What the heck is with those brats?" I screamed out
"They are in the same room with such a wonderful woman you know? Don't you think they should be grateful?"
"There's likely some minor classroom discord due to them not being welcoming but enough already. Go give them a proper apology. Assuming you want to continue the assassination that is."
I couldn't believe my ears… me an assassin, actually teaching in order to assassinate?
"Why? I don't have any experience as a teacher you know? Let me concentrate solely on assassinating!"
Karasuma sighed. "Guess there's no helping it. Come with me."
I was led to the forest… when the target is sitting down drinking and writing something.
"What is he doing?"
"Writing test questions… evidently he does this every Wednesday during the 6th period."
Then the target sneezed and sprayed paint juice over the test paper.
"He's going to redo it."
"What an idiot." I commented.
"I mean grape juice has a high chance of leaving a stain… he's certainly taking his sweet time with writing test. He can move at mach 20 so writing up questions should be no sweat." I have no idea why Karasuma wants me to be here.
"Each question is different."
"Huh?"
"When the students saw that, thy were surprised, combining subjects in which they excel with ones difficult for them… He creates all the questions for each and every student individually."
I stared in amazement.
Karasuma continued. "He is a dangerous creature with exceptional intelligence and speed who intends to destroy the earth… such a person is near perfect as a teacher."
"Take a look at the students too."
I looked and they seem to be playing… a ball game.
"They are just playing aren't they?"
I looked closely and saw they were using knifes.
"That's the assassination badminton I taught them, it's training to enable them to accurately hit a moving target… they have no experience in assassinating but… nonetheless they are aiming for the reward. When they aren't studying, they enthusiastically refine their skills. Target and teacher… Assassin and student, because of that monster this bizarre classroom setting has come to pass… and everyone in it fulfills two roles. You are here primarily as a professional but if you cannot balance being an assassin with being a assassin with being a teacher then your are severely lacking as a pro."
I felt really insignificant that time… I took no real notice of what he said next but I understood… assassinating him can be done by anybody and I was hired because I was a pro and was expected to be a teacher at the same time…
Even if that is so…
"Karasuma… about Keichi Ryu."
"Ah… you should be careful of him." Eh?
"He is a prodigy through and through. He came here to 3-E by his own request and he is very proficient in blackmail and diplomacy… I would ask for your own mental health, be careful of him."
I stood in shock... even Karasuma acknowledged him? But I could see why…
The way he spoke… it was of that of a mafia boss. Confident yet contains no arrogance, polite yet with clear warnings in his tone. If the whole class is a mafia family it is of no argument that he would be the boss.
Keichi Ryu… what a terrifying boy yet… I am determined to make the whole class including him acknowledge me as a pro assassin… and a teacher.
Yes I focused too much on Ryu-chan but I think he needs some more character development as some people thinks he is too powerful… he is not. Physically he is not at all. He is only great mentally; he can use words and break people down. That is what they call brains over brawns. To me Nagisa kills people without them knowing while Karma fights and destroy people in combat while thinking of creative ideas while Ryu provides information and great planning and able to manipulate someone's mental state by talking to them.
The Viper, the Wolf and the Hawk! That is what I have in mind. Of course even though Ryu is all right in hand-to-hand combat, he would not be able to defeat someone without causing him or her to be distraught or distracted.
Next time though I will want to focus more on Nagisa… I feel like I am not giving him enough love.