Nagisa-chan! I want you to cross-dress soon but I don't know how! Though… Maybe I can have Nakamura Rio create a cross dressing tournament…
Disclaimer: Did Karma have hot steamy boiling sex with Nagisa yet? Then no I do not own Assassination Classroom… cock-blocker Matsui Yuusei does… I own Ryu-chan only…
Warning: Yaoi and OOC-ness.
Italic and bold= English.
Bitch-neesan came in again… I was about to confront her again until she said.
"You're incredible in bed! Repeat it." I stared in wide eye disbelieve...
"…Yuu aa inkuredeiburu in beddo" The whole class repeated while Karma and I are holding our sides while trying to contain our laughter while the rest of the class looked at us weirdly. Omg! I can't wait to see their reaction when they finally realized what it meant.
Bitch-neesan continued. "When I assassinated a VIP in America, I first used my charms to grow close to his bodyguard. That sentence is what he said to me.
"In Japanese its ' you're incredible in bed…'" Everyone in the class blushed deeply while me and Karma laughed out loud.
"It is often said that to learn a foreign language quickly and easily in a short amount of time, you should make use of a lover from that country."
She continued on. "As you will want to better understand your partner's feelings, inevitably, you'll grasp meaning of their words. When it was necessary for my work… I learned new languages using this method. And so in my class… I'll teach you how to seduce people form other countries." Oh? She is actually teaching?
"The secret skill of befriending through conversation that is taught to professional assassins. If you can learn this it will serve you well when meeting people from virtually any country." The perverts in the class (Nakamura Rio and Okajima Taiga) were blushing with a perverted grin thinking about talking with foreigners.
"Learn what you'll need to study for entrance exams from that octopus. I'm just going to stick to teaching conversation techniques that will be useful in the future. If… despite that you still don't view me as a teacher then I'll give up on the assassination and leave. This way there isn't any complaints right?" She said as she put her hands together.
"…Also sorry for a bunch of things." She whispered out… the whole class was silent.
And a whole class laughed while I simply smiled.
It was the day the class accepted Bitch-sensei.
"Karma-kun… you should come to the assembly today." Nagisa said as he tried to coax Karma to attend the assembly aka the humiliation of 3-E
"Ehh… I don't want to! It's just going to be boring!" Karma whined as he lay on the patch of grass.
"Karma… you are going to missed out a lot if you don't go." I muttered as I smirked.
Karma immediately straightened up and smirked and looked at me. "Oh? You devil… you're planning something aren't you?"
I smiled innocently leaking aura of innocent and sparkles "Hmm… I don't know what are you talking about?"
Karma smirk in anticipation and Nagisa shivered...
During assembly the principle was speaking.
"In short, you are all elites selected form the best of the best nationwide. As your principal I guarantee it… but still, pride is a powerful enemy. If you are negligent… you'll end up becoming like a certain group of- AHHHH!" He screamed as a huge amount of cockroaches dropped onto him.
Everyone in my class looked towards me while I smiled innocently… I could basically hear their thoughts… Don't ever piss him off.
Of course that was not the end of it. Any student that was in stage that tried to discriminate Class E had magical paint balls and insects flying towards them while I kept my innocent look. All of class E knew that who was the one that cause those and they kept laughter to themselves.
There wasn't any proof against anyone so 'whoever' got away with it. And what they announced in the hall was not important anyway… all the information that we needed were on the handwritten handout Koro-sensei gave us.
After assembly though I walked towards the vending machine to buy something and I saw Nagisa with two other students pinning him near the wall. Was that Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei at the side?
"Say something Class E! I'll kill you!"
I broke out of my trance and was about to stop them until I noticed Nagisa smiled… yet it did not reach his eyes.
"And yet it looks like you've never killed someone before."
I could feel his killing intent… it was intense. I shook in excitement… that was the potential I had seen…
The two students had no chance and immediately moved backed.
While Nagisa walked back I followed while smirking. Who cares if killing is frown upon this days… he is too awesome.
I narrowed my eyes at the camera at the corner though… Examination period is coming soon… the board chairman is going to be interfering soon.
And he did, he appeared in the teachers office in our building and was talking to Koro-sensei… while Nagisa was eavesdropping on them.
"You are quite a pitiful creature aren't you? Intending to become the world's savior, you've been reduced to its destroyer instead."
I widened my eyes… He knows something about Koro-sensei.
I saw he threw something to Koro-sensei and caused him to be tangled… it seems like Koro-sensei is horrible at wire games huh?
"Hey there! I'm looking forward to the midterm exams! Do your best!" I came out of my trance and saw him shouting towards Nagisa… he is breaking his spirit… what a terrifying man.
I sighed before turning away… How far will that man take to defeat Koro-sensei?
Though I really wished Gakuho Asano did not came here… cause sensei somehow got so fired up and duplicate too many him and I was having headache of hearing so many of him speaking at the same time… luckily he did not bother with me that much as I have proven to him that I have understood every single thing…
Though the whole class was depressed about the mid-term exams yet Koro-sensei was able to fill them with another life lesson through assassination and I couldn't stop smiling…
"Those who do not possess a second weapon are not qualified to call themselves assassins!" Those were the words he said as he conjured up a tornado… and honestly those words are much needed for them. They needed more confidence and understand that assassination is something that should not be the only thing they know.
And then they were told to make it into the top 50s… and I honestly believe they could do it.
"Wield that weapon with confidence. Successfully complete this mission smile without embarrassment and hold your heads high… As assassins… and as members of class E!"
That was probably the moment where I had felt the most pride…
Koro-sensei really has a way into someone's heart, which makes him even more confusing… destroying the world is completely contradicting to what his goal is for this class… though… I shouldn't worry much about this.
Exams started and the teacher in charge was the fucking teacher that betrayed Karma… I could see Karma controlling his anger but if he goddamn taps his table one more time I am going to kill him.
I could feel that at the start of the paper everyone was struggling not knowing how to do… but suddenly they became to calm down… I could basically see them dissect questions down little by little using assassination techniques… So that was how Koro-sensei taught them. I smiled as I finished question 10 and I turned the paper and widened my eyes at question 11.
Gakuho Asano… what a terrifying man… he changed the potential questions 2 days before and did a lesson about it in the main building causing us to not expect the new questions.
Overall most of 3-E did not get into the top 50… and it probably had caused many to be rather upset. Isogai scored one of the highest and only gotten 68th position.
And the whole class was in depression… Of course that is until Karma made an epic speech and cheered the whole class up in his own unique way.
I smiled as students teased at Koro-sensei… It would appear that no one could stop the liveliness of this class.
Gakuho Asano POV.
It was confirmed that my plan worked as I look through the copies of the result slips from 3-E and most of them did not score well at all… except for Akabane Karma but it will not affect the overall scheme too much… he only reached 4th and everyone had known that he was in 3-E because of his violence.
Koro-sensei… he is almost invincible from being killed but as a teacher… he is not. Brains over brawns, he may be fast and have unique ways of using his tool, he is unable to use it to the fullest extent.
Though it is too early to let my guard down… Keichi Ryu, he is a student that I have been keeping a close eye on. He is a prodigy… a very intelligent individual that have the potential of over taking me… the boy who I had my eyes on to be my successor rather than my own son.
It is rather ironic that a boy that I allowed to attend this school just so to fill up space in Class E has became the most marvelous student in this school… It has been rather disappointing that he had chose to tie himself down with the lower class students… his so-called friends.
Human attachment is a sign of weakness… if he had given up on those he would have continued to succeed in Class A… he would have taken over my son in the student council. But then he had to go and become my enemy and went to class E…
But for now I guess this would be acceptable… after all, he may be able to trust the students in 3-E… that does not means vice versa… soon he will be coming back.
I look through the last student and widened my eyes before chuckling… and then it turn into a full-blown laughter.
'Name: Keichi Ryu. Total Score: 600. Ranked: 1st out of 186'
The 3-E students continued to walk in the pool of despair as students on the land laughed at them… until someone shot someone who came to close to the pool of despair.
Keichi POV.
"Ryu-kun!" I looked up from my book and saw Nagisa in front of me.
"I was wondering if you want to join our group in the school trip next week!" Ah… We are going to Kyoto next week.
"Well I would love too! It has been a while since I have been to Kyoto." I smiled
"Sheesh!" We turned to Koro-sensei.
"You've practically just begun your time as 3rd years and yet at a time like this supervising a field trip, how ridiculous. Sensei isn't particularly interested at all," He said as he huffed a breath while I deadpanned… he is saying all that while he packed a bag that is larger than himself?
"You're giddy over it aren't you!" I couldn't help but scream out with the rest of the students.
"For a school trip your bag is way too big!" as someone said this, a RC car came out of the bag.
"And you've got things you obviously don't need in there!"
"…I've been found out." I sweat dropped at his statement. Obvious (Fucking) ly
"Frankly, I'm looking forward to going on a trip with all of you, so I can't help being excited." Well you shouldn't be.
I remember a few days ago…
"As you are aware there is a 3 day 2 night trip to Kyoto next week." Karasuma announced.
"I don't want to hinder your full enjoyment but your mission extends to this as well."
"You mean work on the assassination ever there?" Hinata asked.
"Exactly, the vast difference between Kyoto's streets and the classroom extensively complicate matters, still… your individual groups sightseeing routes determined in advance and the plan is for him to accompany you. The location is ideal for a sniper, it appears that the government has already made arrangements with professional snipers." Snipers huh…
"Should they be successful the ten billion will be divided up according to the contributions of those involved I'm leaving the choosing of an assassination-oriented route in your hands."
What I thought about that? I think the plan was bullshit. Snipers will definitely fail… and even if they succeed I doubt that they would share the amount with us. The government is the one that issues law. If we didn't sign any contracts on this case the snipers would receive all the cash while we get nothing. The government will do their best that to make sure civilians don't earn that much amount of cash.
"Karma-kun! Wanna be in the same group?" Nagisa asked.
"Hm? Ok~~"
"Ehh? Are you going to be all right Karma? While we're travelling so it'll be problematic if you pick fights don't it?" Sugino asked
"It'll be fitting." Karma replied before smirking like a devil while showing a picture of two students beaten up with their student pass visible while he is in the middle smiling.
"I make sure to prevent the eyewitnesses from talking… so it won't become public knowledge."
"OI! Like I though let's not ask him to join our group!" Sugino exclaimed holding the picture.
"Erm… but I get why he's like that… but worst come to worst Ryu-kun should be able to stop him." Nagisa muttered out.
"So who do we have? Nagisa-kun, Sugino, Ryu, Kayano-chan and…?"
"I invited Okuda-san to join us too!" Kaede-chan exclaimed.
"We can have one more in our group right? So I guess we can have one more girl right?" Karma asked.
"Ehehe~" Sugino chuckled.
"Don't underestimate me. I invited someone a while ago for just this occasion." He motioned someone here.
"How about the class Madonna, Kanzaki-san?"
"Oooh! No objections here!" Kaede-chan exclaimed
"Please take care of me Nagisa-kun." Kanzaki said as she smiled.
"Y-Yeah." Nagisa muttered as he blushed.
Diligent… ladylike and beautiful… she seems like a caged princess type… wonder how did this type of student arrived in 3-E.
"Alright, its decided let's figure out where we'll be going!"
Suddenly the door opened revealing… Koro-sensei carrying huge think books.
"There's one for each of you." He said as he passed one to each of us… they looked like dictionary.
Though I seemed weird that Koro-sensei is that excited.
"Koro-sensei you can get into Kyoto in 1 minute right?" I asked.
"Of course… still there is a difference between going there an going there on a trip. I look forward to being there with everyone, to encountering good and bad things with everyone. I am… happy I can travel together with you."
I smiled as I turn back to our group's discussion… the atmosphere here… is so nice.
"Uwaah… classes A-D are in first-class cars." Maehara said as students went up the train.
"We're the only ones in second-class… it's the same feeling as always." Nakamura complained.
"But then again that means we won't need to ride with stuck up assholes… we basically have a car for ourselves and first class isn't as good as people made up to be." I informed, seriously I don't understand why people waste so much money on first-class shit. Second-class is much cheaper and there isn't anything less than first class.
"Aha! That's true!"
"My, my you guys really give off that poverty smell." A student from 3-D said while I deadpanned as Bitch-sensei walked by looking as high class as ever.
"Good day to you students."
"Bitch sensei, what's with that Hollywood celebrity getup?" Kimura asked.
"Fufufu. When you're an assassin it's only natural to take advantage of being a woman. It's perfect for when a target inviting you along on a vacation if he becomes disillusioned by you wearing unfashionable clothes, the chance you've been waiting will be lost. A good woman pays special attention to her traveling fashion."
"But this is a school trip… you will get too much attention in those clothes… aren't you a supervising teacher?" I said as I deadpanned.
She decided the best way to shut me up is to squeeze me between her gigantic… chest... while I blushed (Hey! I am still a guy!)
"Don't be such a hardass! Ryu-kun! I'm taking you all on the trip to Adultho…"
"Take it off… get changed." Karasuma-sensei glared.
In the end Bitch-sensei had to changed into her sleepwear.
Once we got onto the train I sat with Karma and Nagisa.
"Ryu." Both Karma and Nagisa spoke.
"Hm?"
"Did you enjoy it when you were between Bitch-sensei's chest." Nagisa asked as he stared at me with slight killing intent that cause me to shiver a bit… maybe awakening his killing talent is not such a good thing?
"Don't worry Nagisa-kun… during the School trip we have more than enough opportunity to punish him." Karma said as he smirked
"O-Oi! We all will be sharing a room!" I exclaimed.
"Don't worry… we have much time outside…" God I will really need to look out for both Nagisa and Karma when we reached there.
"Sensei will help you all find sometime alone then." Koro-sensei appeared out of nowhere… Nagisa and I blushed in surprise while Karma seemed a bit surprised before smirking.
"Wh-When did you-"
"Sensei does his research on his students. I of course know about your late night activities." I blushed as I imagine Koro-sensei peeking on us doing… those.
I immediately pulled out a blade and released killing intent… his so dead today.
We were having fun when we reached Kyoto… but once we reach the site of the old "Omiya"… the fun stopped.
I managed to see a figure of… someone wearing a school uniform before they hit me with a pipe.
Once I woke up… I saw Sugino, Karma and Okuda.
"Y-You guys! Are you alright?"
"Okuda-chan you're alright?" I asked
"… Sorry I hid at the start."
"They covered up the license plate number." Karma said as he stood up rubbing his head."
"The car was probably stolen and a common model you can find anywhere. Those bastards are experienced committing crimes. Even if we report it the issue won't be settled immediately… that said. I'd like you let me deal with them personally."
Sugino looked around… "Wait where the hell is Nagisa?"
Karma and I flinched before smirking.
"Nagisa is probably mistaken for a girl and kidnapped with them." I muttered.
"Eh… so its like the old times eh?" Karma said.
"Ah… lets start hunting then." We both grinned while leaking killing intent.
"W-Wait Karma-kun, Keichi-san! Sensei said the guide book should cover something so I think we should see what it says there first." Sugino said.
"No need." I stated.
"I have memorized every single thing on that book on the trip here."
"Wait what!" Both Sugino and Okuda exclaimed.
"The perpetrators did not have any qualities that shows that they are locals, judging by their uniform they must be students like us on a field trip. According to the book they will lack a base so they will be unable to flee far away. They will surely look for a place nearby away from prying eyes. According to the map Koro-sensei provided the nearby location with this qualities will be a building two streets away from this area." I mechanically state all of this information.
"Well then… lets go get our friends back!"
When we reached there we basically beat the shit out of those guard in the front of the door…
And then when their back up was about to arrive… Koro-sensei made his dramatic appearance.
He came in holding the students where they wear nerdy glasses all bald…
"There aren't any badass punks here. Sensei ended up performing maintenance on all of them."
"Koro-sensei!" We exclaimed.
"Forgive me for being late. I was doing a thorough search of the other areas… so I left this place to all of you."
"…Erm what's with that stage hand like face covering?"
"I had to resort to violence so I was scared that my face would be remembered as that of a violent teacher. Since Nagisa-kun had a copy of the guidebook with him…" He said as he passes us all a copy of his heavy guidebook.
"All of you should take this opportunity to carry one."
"You're a teacher!" The leader? Shouted out.
"Quit screwing around! All of you bastards! Looking down on us!" He screamed as he and his friends rushed towards him…
And they got bitch-slapped… literally.
"Don't screw around?" Koro-sensei questioned before glaring
"That's my line… touching my students with those filthy hands and speed equal to that of a grounded fly… don't make me laugh."
"Tch! So the elite even have specially prepared teachers huh?" He tried to stand while flipping a switch knife.
"You look down on us from your high horses too don't you? Making fun of us thinking we're some dumbass high school…"
"We are no elites." Koro-sensei said.
"It is true that they are students from a notable school… but with its walls they are referred to as 'leftovers' and their class is the target of discrimination. And yet, they face the variety of things and encountered there with a truly positive outlook. They do not drag others through the mud like you do."
He continued. "School and status have nothing to do with it… whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch. So as long as it continues swimming forward it will grow up beautifully… now then my students… lets perform some maintenance on them."
I grinned and picked up my guidebook and smirked as the rest followed.
"By teaching their bodies… the basics of school trips." We hit them in the head.
After freeing Nagisa and the rest… I saw Kanzaki-san looking even happier than ever.
"Did something happen? Usually after such thing it won't be weird if you're shaken up yet you look happy." I asked.
"Somehow it's the exact opposite…" Koro-sensei commented.
"From your expression it's as if a weight has been lifted."
"Not really… Koro-sensei. Thank you."
"It was nothing… Nufufufu… well then how about we continue our trip."
I smiled and I followed, only to be stopped by Karma and Nagisa… eh?
"Oh Karma-kun and Nagisa-kun you can take your time. Remember to be back by 6pm at the hotel!" Koro-sensei shouted as he closed the door… Wait… they still remember it?
I flinched as I felt Karma's hand sliding under my shirt while Nagisa started to undo my belt.
"You think…" Karma breathed into my left ear.
"We will…" Nagisa whispered into my right.
"Forget about what happened?" They both muttered out at the same times as my face started sweating cold-sweat.
I knew I would no longer walk straight for the rest of the day.
Omake.
Karma POV…
When I was 5 I met Nagisa being bullied… I went to 'help' (I mean bit up the bullies.) him at that time… yet when I was fighting the bullies Nagisa actually helped me by holding onto one of the bullies arm.
Underneath that cute exterior there was just a little viper waiting to kill…
So I found him interesting and started to hang out with him… and it appears that he is a viper that thinks he is a bunny… how cute though.
Though one day we met Keichi Ryu.
He was... weird, he was quite mature when we met him that we had to teach him how to relax… yeah we aren't really qualified to teach him but hey he turned out fine.
We hang out everyday and we grew up together (By hunting bullies.)… I start to grow possessive of both of them.
When a teacher caused Ryu to be upset is when I start to realize my possessiveness…
That was when I swear… anyone who touches what's mine… they will get what they deserve.
Yeah I tried to add in a bit more of Nagisa… but don't worry Nagisa will be cross-dressing soon! Please review… Oh and I may not update for a month cause I will be off for vacation… just to inform you guys… I will not be dead… well unless the plane broke down midflight and exploded… yeah I am a bit drunk now.