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Disclaimer: Assassination Classroom would not be awesome if I owned it…

Warning: Yaoi…

Having an international wanted man in your class is not really a safest situation you can be in.

If there was a way to kill sensei the government will without a doubt use it… regardless of our safety… Heck the fact that Irina Jelavic, or as we call her Bitch-sensei (still need to thank Karma for making that name up by the way) a professional assassin to kill sensei shows that the government basically gives no fucks about us.

Professional assassins… to maintain their professionalism they will, no they are expected to kill the target regardless of their methods (unless specifically instructed of course)

I would not be surprised if the government by now have even suggest to nuke our school to kill off Koro-sensei…

Somewhere else in a conference room the ministry of defense sneezed

I sighed to myself… why did life have to take such a drastic turn?

My original plan for life…

Firstly, get high grades.

Secondly, establish a company.

Thirdly, hire Karma and Nagisa.

Lastly, live the rest of my life happily with Karma and Nagisa (and going like rabbits almost every night.)

And yet life put those plans in danger by putting out this fact.

Kill Koro-sensei before next year or DIE!

So yes I am pretty much annoyed.

I walked across school towards the back of the mountain (as I always do), most 3E went to their class by going around the mountain, but I refused to do so. Is that being too proud? I suppose so.

I smirked though as I walk pass the idiots that dare to assault me during the summer trip as they stare at me with fear.

Truthfully if they gang up me right now I probably will lose easily. Karma might be able to take them all on at once but not me. During the summer trip I had the advantage of the place being in the forest (so there are a lot of hiding place) and they are mostly unaware of me as it was dark.

I chuckled evilly as I remember how the assaulters squirm as I interrogated them for blackmail material… god Karma have really been rubbing off me…

As expected I reached 3E class first (again) as crossing the school was much, much faster.

I then noticed a black box on a seat beside me… wait I thought there was suppose to be a new transfer student today?

Suddenly the box light up and a girl appeared on screen…

"Good Morning… as of today I will be attending this school. I am the 'Autonomously thinking fixed artillery' It's a pleasure to meet you." I sweat dropped… what?

An AI… not what I expected but… ok… I guess?

Probably dangerous though… An AI planned to kill Koro-sensei only; she probably will not care about us.

This was made apparent when she disregard us as she fire countless amount of bullets onto us…

Though I was surprised though… she managed accurately predict Sensei's movements the second time to the point of injuring him… from a distance! Something that I have always thought is impossible.

"The probability that I'll be able to kill you by graduation is more than 90%" She monotonously stated. I shivered… 90%... that is higher than anything I have thought of… but then again… I looked at others looking at the bb pellets.

I smiled to myself… the possibility of us letting you continue this assault is 0%

And I was right.

The next day the Machine was covered in duct tape courtesy of Terasaka… looks like that idiot still have some use after all.

But still… I could not deny that the AI can be a really good ally… so how will we go about making her useful to us?

Of course my worries were completely unfounded the next day as Koro-sensei gave her a complete makeover. It would appear she now have a program to have at least some personality and awareness.

I looked at Koro-sensei's satisfied grin… how scary… turning a machine into an ordinary student… Koro-sensei has really outdone himself again.

"How about we go with 'Ritsu'?" Oh so they are naming her?

Well I suppose that solves the problem of Ritsu then… not really…

I wonder how would her creator react?

They fixed her back of course…

Not quite… it seems that Ritsu had 'rebelled' against her 'parents' huh? Well that's a good thing. Having her as a cold-hearted machine was not pleasant.

But this does show Koro-sensei's skill… to be able to upgrade Ritsu to the point that her creators do not even know how to fix her back… Koro-sensei must have been a genius… a scientist… or was all this knowledge programed into Koro-sensei? This bugs me.

I sighed as I walked home; Karma and Nagisa went to Sugino's house for project work (which I was unfortunately paired up with Terasaka and Muramatsu and I had to complete it myself).

My phone rang and I picked it up to see Ritsu there… literally in my phone.

"Over that corner there is a bunch of student from the main building waiting for you."

I looked over at the corner and saw a CCTV… so Ritsu can hack into those eh? And definitely from the reflections I saw 3 students waiting to ambush me… those from the summer trip eh?

I walked through the alley to go around them instead.

"Thanks Ritsu."

"You're welcome."

"Why are you here though?"

" I think you would have some things for me do to." …Eh?

"What do you mean Ritsu?"

"I have read up on your profile Keichi-san. You are a genius through and through; I believe you know what is the best way to make use of my abilities. I may be able to do many things but I am clueless on where to start…" She said as she looked away blushing… wow Koro-sensei have really made her into a human.

"Hmm… are you able to hack into CCTV videos?"

"Only in this country, other country I would need to permission from the government."

"That's fine… are you able to go into my computer?"

"Yes."

"Download everything that contains Koro-sensei."

"May I ask what purpose will that serve?"

"It may contain Koro-sensei's weakness… or even blackmail material."

"I understand it will be done then! ... Done! 1093 video's were found." That's a bit too much…

"Filter out those that he moved in high speed."

"…Done! 302 videos are left." Ok that will be more manageable.

"Ritsu please continue to add more videos as they appear weekly please."

"That will be no problem." I smiled at her before thanking her again.

"Is there anything else you will need?" I thought about it…

"Ritsu where will you be staying?"

"E-Eh? I suppose back to where I was I suppose." I frowned…

"Ritsu how to you get your power?"

"I usually receive power from the device that I am currently in."

"Then what would happen if said device runs out of power?"

"I will be immediately transferred to the main system."

I hesitated before sighing.

"Ritsu… can I ask you a favor?"

"Of course? Is there something you would like me to do?"

"Can you oversee the cities CCTV system whenever you are free and watch over the class? Of course you are free to do what you want but…"

"Keichi-san is really a good person." She suddenly cut in.

"E-Eh?"

"I would of course do it! In fact I would go do it now!" She suddenly just disappeared.

I sighed before smiling to myself… me a good person?

I then though to myself how i enjoyed seeing how others squirm in fear of me.

That is a really unfitting word adjective for me...

The raining season… the most troublesome season as I will have to bring umbrellas… It's a good thing that it will be less likely for me to be attacked during raining days.

I yawned, shifting through all the videos was really tiring I had to bring Nagisa to help me but we it was pretty worth it, I received many blackmail material for different people so it was a job well done.

I paused when I saw Maehara confronting with some main building students… with Nagisa and co stalking them… what happened again?

I saw the leader kicked Maehara and was about to rush in…

"Please stop."

I shivered… not him again. The Gakuho Asano… coming out of his car, not holding any umbrella walking through the rain and towards the fight.

"Violence isn't the answer, you are allowing your hearts to become as wild as today's weather." He said before bending down and giving Maehara a handkerchief.

"Please use this to dry yourself, I'm glad I stepped in before things took a turn for the worse." He then closed in

"Your were getting very close to being removed from this school."

It took every ounce of my self-restrain to not just kill him right then.

"Well then everyone take care on your way home. Goodbye."

"But board chairman surely you are not going to overlook this act of violence right?" I called out with a smile…

His eyes widened in surprise before smiling.

"Ah my favorite student, I apologies for not noticing you but I think this case a warning will suffice." I narrowed my eyes and from the corner of my eyes I could see the others stiffened at the favorite student comment.

"But board chairman, violence is not condoned in school, am I right?"

He simply smiled as he motioned the main building students to go away.

He let loose of his mask and smirked.

"You are really becoming a nuisance Keichi-kun."

"And the students from the main building kept on assaulting me, we can't always get what we want can't we?" I said.

"Then lets suppose we have a compromise since I am tired of being under this rain. You will not further accuse those student of violence and I will not accuse Maehara-kun of adultery." He said with a smirk before going back to his car…

I glared at him… I want to kill him so badly.

"Maehara you alright?" Sugino shouted as he rushed here. I bent down and helped Maehara up.

"You guys… you saw all that huh?" he asked with a blush.

"Man that board chairman's good settling things without a fuss yet with no change in the discrimination, he's got perfect control over the students. Thank you though Keichi-san, for helping me." I shook my head saying it was fine.

"More importantly that girl what a bitch!" Sugino complained while scowling before thinking about it.

"No wait if it's a bitch we're talking about, our class has one too…"

"Its different." Nagisa said.

"Bitch-sensei is a professional so… we know the reason and focus for her bitchiness but… that girl isn't as sophisticated a bitch."

"Nah I don't really care, even if she is a bitch."

"You don't?" the others and I shouted.

"Who you likes does change and if your feelings for them have faded you might as well find someone new, that's what I do." He said as he stood up dusting himself.

"What sort of philosophy is that for a junior high 3rd year?" Hinata asked as she handed him a towel.

"But still… you saw how she was just now, right? In mere seconds she entered a guilty 'excuse mode' She then did an immediate about-face and shifted to 'Attack Mode' 'Come to think of it this guy is from Class E… So whatever I say or do, I'm in the right.' That is the sort of thinking before it became a succession of unjustified anger and excuses Shamelessly tossing around such cruel and ugly words… its kind of sad and frightening. Maybe all people are like that, I wonder if I… would also end up acting like that if I was faced with a weak opponent."

Everyone fell silent… until I whack Maehara at the back of the head.

"W-Why did you do that for Keichi-san."

"To bring you back to reality. You are currently won't do that and that is all that matters is it not? And don't you forget we are not weak." I said to him.

"That's right." The neglected Koro-sensei commented and we turned to look at him… to see his head 10 times bigger then before.

"Holy shit…" I muttered.

"We'll retaliate…" …Eh?

"For the unreasonable humiliation you received… the powerless would simply accept the situation but… All of you are strong… you have an assassin's power of killing a target without being noticed or leaving proof."

"…Ha…Ha, what are you scheming Koro-sensei?" Maehara asked.

I widened my eyes as I felt intense killing intent leaking through everyone else before grinning madly.

"An eye for an eye… lets give them an even greater dose of humiliation."

I chuckled… this class… I love it… its time to hunt…

"The shop they are going to is famous for their coffee, it has one toilet for both gender." I stated.

"Good… Good… Keichi-kun where is the nearest public toilet?" Koro-sensei was grinning so madly that even I am now slightly disturbed by him.

"Around a 100 metre north of here."

"Good… then Keichi-kun I trust that you will be able to find the attack point then."

"Leave it to me then. Maehara, Isogai, Hinata, lets go!" I pulled up my hood and stepped into the rain with the others following me as I walked towards the north looking for and ideal location for the attack point… ah found one.

The owner of that house is a 34 year-old lady… she is very popular with people because she has a rather ditzy personality, she has a son who is rather clumsy and is very kind… this should be easy.

I rang the doorbell and when she answered I fleshed out my brightest smile.

"Good afternoon Sawada-san. I was wondering if you need any help with removing the tree branch they is growing out to the path outside."

"Ara! I was thinking about calling someone to help remove the troublesome branches…"

"Then there is no need then, we can help you with removing this tree branch right now."

"A-Ah! Thank you very much but are you sure? How much would it cost?"

I smiled, "Don't worry it won't cost you anything, branches sticking out like that are dangerous and we would be doing society a favor there's no need to pay us."

"Thank you very much then... um…"

"You can call me Kaito." Its best to use fake name for now… who knows maybe those two are smarter than I thought and may even ask this lady who cut the branches.

"Kaito-kun then!"

I signaled the others that we already secured the attack point and everyone is in position as I climbed up the tree…

And boy was it satisfying to see the Maehara's ex and her new boyfriend drenched with leaves and worms spread all over them.

I pull out my phone.

"Ritsu, go to the store those two students are going to and then download the video of them fighting for the toilet to my computer… that would be perfect blackmail material."

"It will be done Keichi-kun."

I grinned madly and I could feel the others shivering from my grin…

We dropped down to the ground and offered to help Sawada-san clear the branches.

"Oh! No! I couldn't! Not after you help me get the troublesome branches down. I will get my son to do it, it will serve him as some good exercise."

We then left to join to others… though I could have sworn that there was a gunshot, explosion a girlish scream of Hieee! Coming from the house when we left… oh well must be my imagination.

"Well then that was quite refreshing wouldn't you say?" Koro-sensei said.

"Making a mad rush to the bathroom while looking disheveled will be extremely humiliating for those two."

"Oh and anyone who wants the video of those two fighting can ask for a copy from me… I am pretty sure it will be perfect blackmail material." I announced with a smile while others they all sweat dropped.

We were about to go off when.

"Erm… how to put this…" Maehara stood out and spoke.

"Thanks… for doing all of this for me." Koro-sensei grinned and walks towards him.

"What's the matter Maehara-kun? Do you still believe that you are the sort of person who would calmly torment the weak?"

"… No… watching everyone just now I realized it would be impossible for me. At first glance you guys don't seem strong but… everyone possesses a hidden weapon they can rely on, a ton of weapons that I don't have…"

Koro-sensei patted Maehara on the back. "That's how things are… strength and weakness can't be determined by sight alone. That's why you who study while attempting assassinations in this class… will likely find it difficult to look down on the weak in the future."

"Yeah… I think you're right Koro-sensei." Maehara then looked at his watch.

"Crap, I've got a dinner date with a girl from another school. Later guys. Thanks again, and see you tomorrow." And he ran off while we all deadpanned. "Enough is enough!" was surely what we were thinking of.

We all went our separate ways after that and I sighed.

"Though if we do not have this assassination class… we would be just like them huh?" I said to no one in particular.

Though that is hardly surprising… we humans… are rather vile creatures.

There are certain exceptions but most of us are rather proud creatures… and we would not resist laughing or tormenting those of in the lower food chain.

Though with the addition of Koro-sensei assassination class… I wonder.

Who exactly is in the top of the food chain?

The seagulls swooped down to catch the fish it sees… only to be devoured by the group of piranhas

A small reference from other manga/anime over there if you get it great if you don't… then you missed nothing much.