The next day, after the party, all the monsters reported to their stations and were ready for work. All the monsters thought that today was going to just be business as usual. But today was only going to be another wild ride they could never get off of.
Mike Wazowski was in the hospital after yesterday's 'incident'. Sulley needed a new assistant to help him with collecting the screams of little humans. Sulley was waiting for his new assistant in the ofice. As soon as he saw who his new assistant would be, Sulley simply said, "No." and strolled out of the building, effectively quitting Monsters Inc.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A REDDITOR LOL" said the pink one as she walked to the Scarefloor.
"WELL SINCE I DON'T HAVE MY PARTNER HERE ANYMORE I GUESS ILL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF LIKE THE STRONG WOMYN I AM"
All around her monsters were walking in and coming out of various closet doors. When she walked to her station, a door was already ready to be opened. She looked at her case file and noticed that she was meant to scare a boy. His profile picture featured the 6 year old playing with a firetruck.
"OH MY GOD I HATE THE PATRIARCHY FUCK THIS'LL BE EASY I BET HE GOES ON 4CHAN TOO THOSE MYSOGINISTS"
The Pink One walked into the door to find that the child was sleeping in a Shrek bed. She sneaked real quietly to the boy, avoiding the kid's gadgets and gizmos. Then, the Pink One loomed over the boys bed. The boy, noticing something wrong, shot his eyes open. Even though it was dark, the boy could still make out a shit ton of pink hair. He rubbed his eyes and sat up on the bed. Then, the Pink One spoke.
"FUCK OFF BACK TO 4CHAN YOU MISOGYNIST. GOD YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES THINKING ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES YOU RAPED YOUR FEMALE CLASSMATES. THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU 'MALES' LIKE TO DO HUH? YOU'RE AFRAID OF A STRONG WOMAN LITTLE BOY"
The little boy was so scared, he didn't know what to do. So he started to wail. Unfortunately, his cries for help could never reach his sleeping parents in time. "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OH WOW NOW YOU'RE CRYING. GROW UP! STOP WHINING AND GET OVER IT! SUCK IT UP LIKE A MAN! YOU DON'T HAVE IT AS NEARLY AS BAD AS US WOMEN! YOU'RE JUST AFRAID OF LOSING YOUR MALE PRIVELIGES. WELL ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A BIPANFLUIDGENDERED NEUTRALKIN WITH PRONOUNS NI/NO/NEE AND ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SITTING IN YOUR BED AND CRYING IS ABLEIST AND YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING STOP. GOD STOP RAPING ME YOU PATHETIC MANCHILD AUGH"
The boys body could take no more of this stress. He lay in his bed, dead, with pink hairs covering every square inch of his body.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC 4CHANNER WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY? TUMBLR WINS AS ALWAYS XDXDXD"
When the pink one walked back into the monster world, all the monsters crowded around her door and stared at her.
"STOP RAPING ME GOD"
The scare container, which stored all the scares, was completely broken. The dials monitoring the boy's life lines were blaring the one unmistakable drone that reported that the child was no more. The scareboards broadcasted the announcement that the Pink One broke the scare record by a longshot.
"Hoomans are the true monsters," mutterd Celia Mae.
The announcement speaker yelled out, "Pink one please report to the CEO. Pink One please report to the CEO."