Henry J. Waternoose the Third was not happy. In fact, he was very, very angry.
"God fucking damn it, Pink One, you're literally burning this company to the ground. You just killed one of our most potential energy sources. Do this again and I'll have to let you go."
"IS THIS REAL OMG I KNEW IT THE PATRIARCHY WAS REAL"
"If you think I'm giving you this warning because you're a female then you're sadly mistaken, Ms. Pink One."
"IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE MONSTER POLICE FOR ASSAULTING AND RAPING ME YOU FUCKING SHITLORD"
"Now, hold on a minute. I didn't even fucking touch yo-"
Unfortunately for Henry J. Waternoose the Third, the RDA (Rape Detection Agency) crashed through the doors of his office to arrest him for unprovoked sexual assault. The RDA took Waternoose by his massive gray crab legs and carried the monster to their pink van to be tried and executed. All of the other monsters held their Monsters Inc hard hats to their withered, black monster hearts and watched as their company's most successful heir was taken away. Monstropolis was always thought to be a prosperous city, but without the direction of Waternoose, it was bound to fall.
"Maaaan, Im out bozoz. Waternoose ain't no rapist. Whoever framed him wanted his position. This company's corrupt as fuck yo. I'm done," yelled Randall as he threw down his hard hat and walked away, dragging his assistant Jeff Fungus along with him. Half of the other monsters who remained joined Randall to be recruited into the corporation's rivals.
"Wh-what are we gonna do without our boss?" cried Celia Mae.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BOSS? IM YOUR NEW CEO LOL"
The monsters turned to look at the tumblrite, whose hair somehow mutated from pink to purple.
"FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NOW REFER TO ME AS THE PURPLE ONE SINCE I AM NO LONGER PINK OKAY."
All of the Monsters Inc employees nodded, half out of understanding and half out of fear.
"FROM NOW ON THIS ESTABLISHMENT WILL BE KNOWN AS TUMBLR, INC. WE START WORK TOMORROW"
All the monsters who chose to remain at Monsters Inc sighed, and all proceeded to make their ways home to their monster families. During the dead of the night, the monsters all sat in their beds, trying to find an answer to a question they all had in their minds. How did it come to this?