Hi my little Fizzies, just letting you know, because I believe there has been some confusion about it, the Death Relic Realm isn't heaven and the Muppets in my fanfic aren't dead (…yet!) so don't worry your little reader heads about it because I promise I haven't killed off all your favourite Muppets (…yet!).

Group 4

"OK, how about this, we get a cannon and fire ourselves through the ceiling and out of here?" Gonzo suggested.

"And where are we going to get a cannon from?" Rowlf asked.

"Oh, right. No cannon."

"Why don't we just ask the writer for one?" Dr Teeth suggested. "Then we'd be out of here like a… like a…"

"A shot!" Rowlf finished.

They all laughed.

Gonzo, Dr Teeth and Rowlf were, just like all the rest, stuck in a dark creepy place. They seemed to be in a corner but it was too dark to see where the walls led to. Gonzo kept coming up with crazy ideas to get them out of wherever they were, Rowlf kept putting him to rights and Dr Teeth kept breaking the fourth wall.

"OK, we'll grow wings and fly out of here," Gonzo said. "Or get a giant trampoline and bounce out of here."

"Gonzo, do I even need to tell you what's wrong with that idea?" Rowlf said. "You nut."

"Let me guess, no trampoline, right?"

"Exactly," Dr Teeth said. "Because, if we had a trampoline, then we'd be living the high life!"

"Good one, how about this?" Rowlf wanted a go now. "How is trampoline practice going? Oh, you know, up and down!"

"Guys, are we going to be serious now?" Gonzo asked. "I hate to imagine how worried Camilla will be without me."

"Well of course she'll be scared!" Rowlf said. "Quite frankly, she'll be chicken!"

So the unlikely trio forgot all about their mission and turned to telling jokes. Well, it's what Muppets do best!

Then, suddenly, during a particularly rubbish joke, Rowlf got interrupted by someone tapping his leg (he was too short to reach his shoulder).

"Umm, excuse me? Rowlf?" came a little voice.

Rowlf looked down. "Hey, it's Rizzo," he said.

"Oh, Rizzo!" Gonzo said. He ran over to the little rat. "Have you seen Camilla?"

"'Fraid not," Rizzo replied.

Rizzo was joined by, as you can probably guess from the previous chapter, Pepe.

"You are looking for chicken, okay?" Pepe asked.

"Yes, have you seen her?" Gonzo said.

Pepe shook his head sadly. "It's not nice, okay," he warned. "She saw this bucket of KFC, okay, and…"

"And…?"

"She kicked the bucket!"

Gonzo took this joke very literally and fainted on the spot. Luckily, Rowlf caught him.

"Haha!" Rizzo laughed. "Nice one, P!"

He hi-fived Pepe.

"Well, I try, okay?"

Rowlf sighed. "Is there a reason you're here, or do you just want to freak people out with your cruel jokes?"

"Chill out, okay?" Pepe said.

"Yeah," Rizzo said. "We need your help; you haven't seen Robin, have you?"

"Robin?" Rowlf said. "No, why?"

"Well the thing is…we were supposed to be looking after him and…he sort of…ran away."

"With Scooter," Pepe added nodding.

"Well then if you lost him, maybe Scooter's better at looking after him than you are," Dr Teeth said.

"Too right," said Gonzo coming around at last. "Hey, can you guys hear something?"

All five Muppets strained their ears (even though half of them didn't have ears). In the distance they could make out a noise.

"Is that…singing?" Rowlf said.

"Cool! I want to join in!" Gonzo declared throwing back his head and belting out some croaky off-key music.

The others clamped their hands over their ears in pain.

"Where's it coming from?" Rizzo asked.

"I don't know," Dr Teeth said. "Why don't we just ask the writer?"

"What?" Pepe asked.

"Hey writer!"

You talking to me? (This is me talking BTW, Lil' Fizz!)

"Yeah, tell us what that singing is all about!"

I can't.

"Why not?"

Because spoilers! Sorry mate but it'll spoil the story for the rest of the readers. Why don't you go and find out for yourself?

"No way! What if it's dangerous?"

Well I'm the writer; I'm going to make you!

So Dr Teeth and co. went to find out who it was that was singing. And it was lucky that they did because they soon found out that it was Kermit and the rest singing for some unknown reason.

"Robin!" Rizzo said spotting him and running over. "We're sorry, aren't we Pepe?" He nudged Pepe and Pepe nodded.

"Do you forgive us?"

The little frog was sitting atop his uncle's shoulders. He sighed. "I guess," he said. "But, if it's alright, I'd like to stay here, with Uncle Kermit."

Meanwhile, Gonzo had spotted something red and suspicious-looking on the ground. He picked it up.

"Hey guys!" he called to the rest turning around and showing them his find. "Look what I've found! A big, red button! I wonder what it does…"

Cliff-hanger! Again! Wow, I just love these things don't I? Well tough, it fits the mood of the story also I have a couple of things I need to explain that were obvious to me but might not have been obvious to you guys. Firstly, the whole 'kicked the bucket' thing was a joke, I haven't killed Camilla but Gonzo thinks I have. And also, that weird fourth wall breaking bit, the bold was meant to be me talking just so you know.