Happy Valentine's Day and Friday 13th, I hope you had a better time than I did considering that my girlfriend dumped me (yes I'm lesbian pls don't judge) on the 13thso I spent Valentine's Day feeling sick from all the lovey-dovey stuff. So as a present to all you singles out there, this chapter (as well as all the rest) will have absolutely NOTHING to do with romance.
All the groups! Yay!
"Gonzo, whatever you do, do NOT press that button," Kermit demanded.
"What?" Gonzo said.
"You heard me, don't press the button!"
"Why not?"
"Don't you watch cartoons, Gonzo?" Fozzie asked. "Bad things happen when you press the red button."
"But if we don't press the red button, then we'll never know what it does!" Gonzo said.
"I'm willing to live with that," Scooter said.
"Yeah," Walter agreed. "Sorry Gonzo but…I'd rather not know what it does than to press it and blow up or have the walls close in or something."
"Aww, come on."
"No."
"Come onnn!"
"Nope."
Gonzo stuck his chin in the air and said haughtily: "Well, I'm going to press it anyway."
"Oh no you don't!" Miss Piggy declared. She jumped up and tried to hit the button out of Gonzo's hand.
Gonzo dodged and took a couple of steps back. Miss Piggy reached for the button.
"Give it to me!" she demanded.
"No! Here, Rizzo, catch!"
Gonzo threw the button but unfortunately, Rizzo was a small person so he didn't quite catch it and it clattered to the ground, pressing itself on the floor.
There was silence, which was then broken when Miss Piggy smacked the side of Gonzo's head with the back of her hand.
"Now look what you've done!" she snapped. "You idiot!"
"Ow!" Gonzo complained.
"What did it do?" Walter asked no-one in particular.
"Nothing," Kermit said. "As far as I'm concerned."
"Thank goodness for that," Robin said, still atop his uncle's shoulders.
Gonzo looked disappointed.
Suddenly, there was a sliding noise as a door opened and out flapped a black, speedy ball of craziness.
It was a…
"A BAT!"
It was anarchy. Everyone was shrieking their heads off, running around as the bat flew around in circles clearly having the time of his life, scaring the Muppets half to death.
"Every frog for himself!" Robin cried jumping off Kermit's shoulders.
Meanwhile, Rowlf was watching, looking amused.
"It's amazing how many people are afraid of bats," he said.
"Yeah," Gonzo agreed. "I can't see why anyone would be scared. I mean bats are just…OH MY GOD IT'S LOOKING AT ME!"
Gonzo ran off screaming his head off as the bat flew after him.
"Huh," Fozzie said. "I always thought Gonzo liked birds."
"A bat isn't a bird," Scooter pointed out.
"GET IT OFF! SOMEONE GET IT OFF!"
"Now, Yami."
The bat stopped immediately at the sound of it's mistress' voice. It left Gonzo alone and flew off.
Gonzo sighed with relief and shook his head.
Kermit looked to where the bat had flown to. There was a woman with a skull eye-patch and purple hair sweeping way past her hips. She wore black and red and was holding a black and red staff with a skull on top in one hand. On the other hand, she had a gold ring. Above her shoulder, a cat with bat wings was hovering in mid-air. It had black and red striped fur to match it's owner and purple wings.
"Who are you?" Kermit asked.
"My name is Nimweh Umbreai," (pronounced nim-way um-bree-ah) the woman said. "I see you have met Yami, my cat."
"He's got wings," Gonzo said stupidly. "Was he the thing that was flying around my head a minute ago?"
"He must have been," Nimweh said. "He's a shape-shifter, you see, so he must have used his bat form."
"Shape-shifter?" Kermit repeated.
"Indeed."
Nimweh held out her hand and Yami jumped onto it.
"Show them your stuff, Yami."
She gave Yami a small push and Yami leapt into the air, there was a small flash of light and Yami's wings had disappeared. He dropped to the ground, an ordinary cat. His stripes had vanished too and so now he was a black cat with a red stomach and paws. His muzzle was purple.
The Muppets were impressed but Yami wasn't done yet. He leapt into the air once more and another flash of light came and he was a snake, a tarantula, a rat, and then a bat.
"The bat!" Gonzo cried. "That bat from before! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Please try to contain yourself, Gonzo," Nimweh said.
Gonzo stopped suddenly. "How do you know my name?"
Nimweh smiled mysteriously saying nothing.
"Wait; were you the one who brought us here?" Kermit demanded.
"Where is, here?" Walter asked, looking around.
"Oh yes, how rude of me," Nimweh said. "I haven't even told you where you are."
She threw her arms wide. "Welcome, to The Death Relic Realm."
Finally! And it only took, what, SIX chapters? Wow, sorry for the wait but I promise it will pick up very soon!