Wow, I haven't written on here in AGES! Blame writer's block, guys, not me.

"I have a question," Gonzo asked. "Is it just Muppets here?"

"Certainly not," Nimweh replied. "There are many human statues as well as various Moopets."

"Gee, I wonder if Gary's here." Walter said.

He went to go and search the 'extras' section and after a while of hunting, gave a surprised laugh.

"He is here! And Mary! Oh, it looks just like him!"

"Careful now," Kermit warned. "Don't drop him."

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it," Walter declared carefully placing the statue back on the stand. "It's just weird, whenever drawing him or something; no-one could ever get his nose right or something. This is perfect!"

"Too perfect," Scooter commented. "It's kinda creepy."

"It's not the only thing here that's creepy!" Robin said. "Everything's like a nightmare, I want to go home!"

"Yeah, me too!" Fozzie agreed. "How do we get back, Kermit?"

Everyone started yelling at once, there was a tremendous noise. Kermit was mostly interrogated as to what would happen next, which was a huge burden on the frog's shoulders, considering the fact that he had no better idea than any of the rest.

"Alright, I don't know!" Kermit yelled silencing everyone. "I didn't want to tell you all earlier because I didn't want to scare you. But secretly, I have no idea where we are or how we're going to get back to the Muppet Theatre because I'm as scared and clueless as you all are!"

He paused after this outburst, there was still silence.

He looked down at the floor. "I'm sorry I've let you down."

"So…we're stuck here forever?" Robin suddenly burst into tears.

"Oh, Robin!" Kermit took Robin off his shoulders and hugged him. "I'm sorry; I didn't mean to scare you."

"But its true isn't it? We are stuck here forever!"

Kermit had no reply to that. Of course it was true, but how could he tell such a young frog?

Instead he turned to Nimweh. "Do you see what you've done?" he said to her. "You've reduced a young frog to tears. Don't you have a heart?"

"I might not," Nimweh said. "Why do you want to know?"

"What? You know that's not what I meant? Can't you show some mercy? Weaken a little?"

"I never weaken!" Nimweh scoffed.

"Why not?" Kermit exploded suddenly losing his temper. "Where do you expect to get in life if you keep doing things like this? You keep hurting people, punishing people when we've done absolutely nothing wrong! I don't understand it!"

"Maybe it's time to tell you my secret," Nimweh said. "I'm not actually a human. Does that explain it?"

Kermit looked daggers at her. "No it doesn't! I'm not a human either, I'm just a frog. One of those horrible slimy things that hop across ponds that most people wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole! But that doesn't change the fact that I care about my friends and I care about people. I'm not a black-hearted murderer like you!"

"I am not a murderer!" Nimweh objected.

"Don't give me that! You almost killed one of my friends and resolved three of them to tears."

"I wasn't the one who knocked the statue off the podium," Nimweh said slyly.

"Don't you dare try to fob this one off on Fozzie! He never would have knocked the statue over if you hadn't brought him here in the first place! Now I'm leaving, and if anyone else wants to come, they're welcome to as long as they're not you!"

"You're just going to leave?"

"Watch me!"

Kermit turned around, picked up Robin (who was still crying) and wandered off in the other direction.

"You won't make it very far without me!"

"We'll see about that!"

SHOUTING! Damn, after all this shouting, I'd be surprised if Kermit didn't have a very bad throat. (Insert bad frog-in-throat joke)