As interesting as the Muppets are, I know that many of you are interested to know what Nimweh is doing. So, I've written this chapter, enjoy!
Group 2
Meanwhile, Nimweh Umbreai wasn't having such an exciting time (not that the near-death of Walter was much fun). She stood alone in a dark room with no relics and nothing but her pet cat Yami to keep her company.
She sighed. "Well, Yami," she said to her trusted sidekick cat flying above her shoulder as usual. "They're gone. I wonder where they went."
"Me-ow!" Yami declared in a disapproving tone.
"Yes, you're right; we don't care what happened to them. Out there, without my help, they're as good as dead."
She looked around at the emptiness. "It is pretty boring without them, though. What am I going to do?"
Yami landed on Nimweh's shoulder and rubbed his face against her hand. There was a fizz and a crackle as this was the hand that held most of Nimweh's magic. Yami gave a shriek as he saw purple sparks fly up and he transformed into a bat and flew away.
"Scaredy-cat," Nimweh called. "No, no, you'd be a scaredy-bat! Come back here, you."
Yami transformed into a snake and hissed at her ferociously, but Nimweh picked him up without hesitation.
"Silly snakey, you don't scare me!" She flopped him over her shoulder and he slithered into a pretzel shape. "But you have given me a brilliant idea."
She clicked her fingers once, twice, three times.
Yami transformed back into his normal self and mewed at her questioningly.
"Well it's obvious that the others aren't going to come back, so we'll bring more here and start it over again!"
Both Nimweh and Yami looked up to the ceiling and as they'd anticipated, an inexplicable ball of purple and red fell. Clifford thumped to the ground.
"Ooh," Nimweh said approaching him. "Is he unconscious?" She looked back at Yami, then down at her hands. "Damn, I've got to be more careful."
She rubbed her finger and thumb together creating purple sparks, and gently brushed it against Clifford's face. There was a flash, and a zap, Clifford immediately awoke, yelling his head off.
Nimweh sniffed the air appreciatively. "Smells like a bonfire," she said to her cat.
"Meow?" Yami asked.
"That means I've done it right," she explained.
Clifford sat up. "Where am I?" he asked. "Who are you? What have you done? Why am I here?"
"So many questions!" Nimweh tittered. "Curiosity killed the cat."
"Meow!" Yami declared angrily.
"Sorry Yami," Nimweh said. She turned to Clifford. "Now patience Mr Clifford, whist I summon your friends, then all will be explained."
She decided to make some pillows appear this time, so that it wasn't such a hard landing.
Soon, Andy and Randy, Annie Sue, Beauregard, Crazy Harry, Foo-Foo, Statler and Waldorf and Lew Zealand fell safely onto the pillows
"There, that's much better," Nimweh declared.
Until George the Janitor missed the pillows completely and landed on his face.
"Ouch."
Nimweh shrugged. "Close enough," she said. "Now, for introductions."
But of course, Nimweh was interrupted. Yami had chosen a very bad time to transform into a cat, and Foo-Foo (Miss Piggy's dog) leapt at him, barking her head off.
"What a racket," Clifford declared putting his hands over his ears.
"That's why I hate dogs," George announced miserably.
"But George," Annie Sue said. "You hate all animals."
"Does that include pigs?" Andy and Randy asked in unison.
"Trust me; you don't want to know the answer to that."
Meanwhile, Foo-Foo was still after Yami. He had stupidly transformed into a rat, but that made Foo-Foo want to eat him even more. Yami tried a cat, a bat, a tarantula, but none of them put Foo-Foo off in the slightest.
"A snake, you stupid cat, a snake!" Nimweh snapped.
Yami took his mistress' advice and transformed into a snake, hissing ferociously. Foo-Foo was immediately terrified, and back away in retreat. Yami transformed back into his normal state, and flapped over to Nimweh's shoulder. She scratched him on the head and he purred.
"Good boy," Nimweh murmured. "Now that that's over with, my name is Nimweh Umbreai, Lord of the Death Relic Realm which is where you are now. This is my cat, Yami; he won't do you any harm so long as you don't disturb him."
She glared at Foo-Foo, who was now sitting in Annie Sue's arms. "It's not her fault!" Annie Sue declared.
Nimweh raised her eyebrows but didn't object. "I've brought you here because I had another group of Muppets here, but they got mad at me and ran away. I soon grew bored so that's when I brought you all here. Any questions?"
Lew Zealand looked as if he was about to say something, but Nimweh interrupted him.
"No questions!" she snapped. "I've just remembered something. This place is full of relics of you lot, the other Muppets, and anyone you've ever met. However, if you smash one of these statues, that person dies so be careful! See if you're less clumsy than the last group."
"How many did the other group knock over?" Clifford asked.
"I thought I said no questions! Two, last time I counted. Very clumsy of them too."
There was silence.
"Pffffft! What a load of baloney!" George declared. "I think you're mad."
Nimweh said nothing.
The others looked hesitant.
"Don't tell me you actually believe her? You're crazy." George turned to Nimweh. "Alright, I'll believe you if you can prove it."
Nimweh clicked her fingers and a small statue on a podium appeared next to her. She grinned evilly at George.
"Challenge accepted."
Suddenly, she gave the statue such a hard shove that it fell to the ground and smashed into hundreds of pieces.
Everyone looked taken aback. Beauregard gave a shriek.
"I'm disappearing! I'm vanishing!"
"You'll do more than that," Nimweh declared ominously, but seeming bored as she checked her nails.
Once, Beauregard had disappeared completely, Andy and Randy broke the inevitable silence that followed.
"Wow, that was so cool!" Andy cried. "He, like, faded, it looks awesome!"
"It looks fun!" Randy agreed.
They ran up to Nimweh. "Can you do it to us?" they asked in unison.
"I might if I get tempted," Nimweh said.
"Oh yeah?" Clifford challenged. "And what do you think their aunt is going to say about that?"
"From what I've seen, she'd be pretty pleased," Nimweh declared. "But I think I've done enough. It's your turn now. I've got to go now, business to attend to. I'll come back to check on you a couple of times to see that you haven't killed everyone. But for now, I bid you Adieu."
And as Nimweh faded into non-existence, the Muppets heard a familiar person approach.
"Did somebody say, 'Kill everyone'?"
Crazy Harry.
Wow, that chapter was sooooo good (not). Sorry, I'm in kind of a crummy mood, but to make things clear, yes I just killed Beauregard, come at me! It was mostly because I didn't like his character, he didn't say much and wasn't important, and I can't spell his name! I'm tired of auto-correct rubbing my misspelling in my face!