Good evening all, I'm feeling kind of violent for no reason so spoilers, I'm going to go on a killing spree.
Group 2
Nimweh did have some business to attend to, but the business in question involved her and Yami spying on all of the Muppets!
The ritual was a strange one. First, Nimweh would thrust her staff into the ground (of a certain field of course), which would cause a huge stone slate to appear.
Then, Yami would lick the skull on top of the staff and it would burst into flames. (Kitty power!)
And finally, Nimweh would throw the staff at the slate, and as the fire caused scorch marks, the marks would create a picture of what was going on in the Death Relic Realm.
You've no idea how expensive it was to get a new staff every time.
Nimweh looked at how the Muppets were fairing in the Death Relic Realm and grinned with evil delight.
"So Walter nearly kicked the bucket, did he? Too bad I missed that. Ah well, let's see here, group 2 haven't seem to have done much. Let's watch, Yami."
"Meow," Yami agreed.
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In group 2, Clifford was desperately trying to think of an escape plan. The only trouble was, that no-one else was very bothered.
He had a piece of chalk and was trying to map out where they were on the floor.
"…so if this is the place, what'd she say it was called again?"
"The Death Relic Realm," Annie Sue said.
"Right, Death Relic Realm, gotcha. So if we're here…and there are the statues…"
George sighed. "Is there any point to this?" he asked.
"Trust me," Statler said. "We're lucky to get out of watching the show!"
The two old mean laughed at their terrible joke.
"I'm so booooored!" Lew Zealand declared throwing one of his boomerang fish.
"Bored, eh?" Nimweh asked. (The Muppets can't hear her BTW) "Oh you won't be for long. And that fish gives me an idea…"
The fish was supposed to come straight back to Lew's hand when he threw it, however, it swerved off track and smashed into not one but two statues.
"Oops."
Those statues belonged to Annie Sue and George, and soon they disappeared.
"Well there goes logic," Clifford said into the silence. He turned to Lew Zealand. "What were you doing, man? Can't you control that thing?
"I'm sorry, it went out of control."
"You're telling me. Now guys, we've lost Beau, Annie Sue and George, and we don't want to lose anyone else, so be careful, right?"
"Right," everyone agreed
"No madness, no boomerang fish and no explosions."
"Did somebody say explosions?" Crazy Harry croaked.
"Oh no."
One explosion and three deaths later, all that were left were Clifford, Statler, Waldorf, Lew Zealand and Crazy Harry.
"Well Statler," Waldorf said. "Do you know what I think of that?"
"What?"
But before Waldorf could answer (or make another God-awful pun), he suddenly clutched his chest and collapsed to the ground.
"Well it looks like that joke was to die for," Statler declared, before he did the same.
Everyone stared at the two men.
"Well that was original," Clifford declared.
Nimweh was also a little taken aback.
"I did not expect that," she said and Yami meowed in agreement.
Lew Zealand picked up Statler and Waldorf's statues, one in each hand.
"So now that these guys have popped their clogs," he said. (That's Northern-English slang for died) "What happens to these?"
But before anyone could answer, the statues suddenly exploded in his hands!
Lew gave a shriek but Clifford just shrugged.
"If they're already gone, there's no use for those statues anymore," he said.
LOL, I spent about three days trying to think up some way to continue this chapter until I realised I could just end it here. The bloodbath continues in the chapter after next. xx