Seeing as group 2 is all finished off, I won't be putting 'group 1/2' at the beginning anymore.
The left-over Muppets had no idea they were on a quest for nothing. There was no-one left in group 2, and yet they were completely unaware of their hopelessness.
It was the first time that Nimweh felt any remorse. She didn't say anything, but she acted shifty as she watched group 1 in silence.
Yami may have been a cat, but he was no fool. He knew exactly what was going on through her mind.
"I lied, Yami," Nimweh said flatly. "I lied earlier to Kermit when I said I wasn't human. Sure, I try to kid on that I'm not human, so that I have the strength to do all this evil stuff but…have I taken it too far this time?"
Yami flew onto his mistress' shoulder and transformed into a tarantula.
"I mean, they're searching for a load of dead people, that's never going to end! I've got to tell them."
Yami had turned into a rat and squeaked ferociously.
"I know, I know, but somehow they've got to find out. But how?"
Then it hit her.
Paaaaaraaaaagraaaaaph!
"Hey, what's that thing?" Fozzie asked, spotting a large brown thing in the distance.
Intrigued, Rowlf ran over to it, and gave a low whistle.
"That's a waste of a perfectly good piano!" he said.
"A piano?" Miss Piggy repeated, not believing him in the slightest, until she saw for herself.
"What I don't like the look of," Walter said. "Is that."
He pointed to a pile of china and glass. On closer inspection, it was clear that it was several smashed relics.
"Can anyone work out whose they are?" Kermit asked.
"These ones look a bit like Statler and Waldorf," Scooter said, holding up two or three broken shards of china.
The Muppets hunted through the remains. They found several unimportant Muppets, and though they weren't exactly happy, there was nothing devastating.
Until, Gonzo found a plastic pig's snout.
He shrieked and dropped it as if it had burned him. Then he looked around, just to make sure none of the pigs had died while he wasn't looking.
After he was satisfied that Miss Piggy and the other pigs from Pigs in Space were still there, he searched about for the rest of the pieces. Soon, he had made an image, and it didn't look good.
"Uhh, Kermit?" Gonzo said. "I think I've found someone."
Kermit silently glanced at the relic lying on the ground.
"Andy and Randy?" he said. "Piggy's nephews? We've got to tell her."
Kermit gently placed a hand on Miss Piggy's shoulder.
"Piggy, there's something you've got to see," he said.
Miss Piggy gave a quiet gasp as she saw the two smashed relics of Andy and Randy, but she said nothing.
"Are you OK?" Kermit asked gently.
Piggy nodded. "I'm fine," she said. "I just…don't know what their mother's going to say."
However, she was much more upset when she discovered the death of her dog, Foo-Foo. Sounds dumb, I know, but if you knew how annoying Andy and Randy were, you'd understand.
In the end, no-one was happy. Eleven people had died and everyone was miserable.
"This has to stop," Kermit said. "We've been here for three days, and we can't just let Nimweh keep wreaking everything. We've got to come up with a plan. And I think I've got an idea."