The Death Relic Realm

by Lil' Fizz

Somewhere, in a mysterious place, there is a Realm full of statues of people, and if the statue breaks, that person will die. This is The Death Relic Realm. Surely then, it would be a ridiculous idea to let the Muppets inside? Well, that's what I've done! Thanks to Punching Bagg for helping me out and rated T for possible death, you'll just have to read and find out!

17. Epilogue

Just an outroduction to finish things off. I'm going to go against the whole story and put this from the perspective of Kermit because…why not?

Epilogue

Things tried desperately hard to return to normal after that fateful visit to the Death Relic Realm. But it was never quite the same.

We didn't see Walter for a while, he insisted that he wouldn't give up being a Muppet for the world, but right now, his brother needed him.

The biggest change was probably in Beaker. Now that Bunsen wasn't here anymore, Beaker happily quit and became a librarian (since he can't talk).

Miss Piggy thankfully didn't get another dog (though she did seem to like Muppy a lot.) To be honest, most people were thankful that that bratty dog was gone, and I can't say anyone missed Andy and Randy either.

The worst part for me in particular, is that whenever I look at Gonzo, I feel guilty. It's just the worst feeling that I saved Piggy and yet no-one managed to save Camilla. I've never seen Gonzo so miserable. He's still in the show, insisting he still want to do his 'art' (hurting himself for laughs), but I don't know if his heart's still in it.

Rizzo's a similar case. Muppets Tonight came to a grinding halt after the loss of Clifford. A couple of people wanted me to step in, but I didn't like the idea of stealing anyone's job, so that stayed put. Rizzo wasn't as bad as Gonzo, he still seemed cheerful, but often he would hide himself away, usually in the evenings, all by himself. I worried about him.

I worried about everyone; however the audience were less considerate. They wanted to know what had changed. We tried hard, but the viewers knew that something was up. (Mostly because of the lack of Muppet Labs or Pigs in Space)

So one night, I cancelled the regular show, and instead sat down and told the nation the whole story of the Death Relic Realm. And that's what you've just finished reading.