AN: Arigatou~ T.T… Hontou ni Hontou ni! Arigatou Gozaimashita!

Sorry if the chapters are too short… but I'll manage to make them long next time (I hope so~) And I'm glad you like the OMAKE part…

Jaa~ Other than thanks, there's nothing more to say….

~Dozo

Chapter 3: Don't blame a person having an ugly name. It's not his fault, it's his parents!

Disclaimer: Iya~ Gintama… It's the Gorilla who is currently busy working on the 2nd movie is the rightful owner… Let's encourage him by giving a banana so he could be motivated!

SOUGO'S POV

China sat at the other side of the bench, carrying a brat which totally looks like her. What a poor world to think another girl who is as ugly as her has been born. I kept staring at the baby when she had looked straight at me. She stretched her arms and called, "Daddy!"

What the-? Did I hear it right?

"Daddy!"

China also heard it and was surprised as I am. "Hey Sadist. Don't tell me, you really had a kid? Not a son, but a daughter-aru?"

Like hell! She's not mine! And besides, no matter how much you look at it, it's damn obvious that she's yours.

KAGURA'S POV

Daddy? This brat called him Daddy? What the heck?!

'If this is his daughter, then who the hell is-' my thought was cut when I noticed that the mini-sadist brat was staring at me.

"What do you want, brat?"

He was moving his tiny body, as if he wants to move at my side.

"Hey brat, stop moving or I'll throw you in the river." Sadist threatened him.

But the kid was not listening. He kept struggling looking at me. When he finally cried. "Mami!"

Mami? You mean me?

"Oi China, what's the meaning of this?" Sadist asked.

"Like hell I know!"

And now, we've got 2 brats crying so loud. Since the other one wants my side, and this one wants sadist's side we decided to trade children. And thank goodness our plan worked. These annoying brats finally decided to shut their mouths.

"Geez. What the hell is the problem with these brats? Calling me Mami, and you Daddy, even though we don't know them. I don't even know their name." I slipped some sukonbu in my mouth, and it seems the brats saw it.

"Ukombu." Said the girl one.

"Ukombu wanna~" followed the boy.

"You want this" I asked them raising the box of sukonbu.

"HAI!" they answered in unison… Damn! They are so cute! I can't possibly resist those two angels so I gave one each.

"Anyway China. What's the name of this brat?" Sadist asked me.

"Are you deaf or what, didn't I just said earlier that I don't know? There's no name mentioned in the note. How 'bout yours-aru?"

"I don't know too."

"How 'bout we give them a name?" I suggested.

"Forget it. That's just troublesome, just call them brats."

This lazy-ass sadist, I should have seen this coming.

NORMAL POV

"But you know, it's kinda hard having two babies here and calling them brats." Kagura insisted.

"Jaa~ Let's call her Gaki Musume and him Gaki Musuko. Happy?" Sougo suggested lazily.

"Arya~ What a pain in the ass Sadist you are." Kagura said getting annoyed.

"It's not like we need names for them. We won't be taking care of them together, and they are not ours in the first place."

"Urusai… It's proper to give kids name, even pets have… So a kid must have one, right? Akari-chan?" Kagura asked cutely the baby girl Sougo was holding. The little baby replied by giving tham a giggle and claps, showing that she love the name.

"Akari?" Sougo repeated.

"Sou da yo! It means, brightness-aru. And the 'Aka' can mean red which has the same color of her eyes." Kagura explained.

"Oh, I see… Not bad coming from you… Never expected you would think something as beautiful as that, China." Sougo complimented.

"J-just shut it, idiot." She moved her face away, hiding her embarrassed face, for not expecting a praise from him. "Anyway, it's your turn-aru. What would you want to call this brat?"

"Well, if you really insist, I would love to call that brat as 'Hijikata-san's assassin Mark 5'"

Kagura hit his head for that very wonderful idea he had thought.

"Aoi-aru." She said looking straight at him.

"Aoi?"

"Aoi, the color of his eyes-aru."

"I see… His eyes eh looking closely, don't you think he has the same color as your eyes?"

"Yeah-aru. You're right. He does have the same color as mine." She said staring at Aoi. "Oh yeah, that reminds me… the color of Akari-chan's eyes. They seem familiar to me as well, though I don't know who. How 'bout you do you have any idea who?" she said not looking at him and continue playing with Aoi.

Sougo stared at Akari's eyes and got annoyed that Kagura doesn't have any clue.

"Try looking at me, China. Maybe you'll know."

"Huh? What are you-" she stopped talking when she met Sougo's ruby eyes. "Oh I see… Would you look at that? When I was just about thinking how beautiful Akari-chan's eyes were. Same as yours eh? Forget it."

"Anyway China…" Sougo called her attention, while being a little pissed off with her. "Don't you think this two brats are kinda related with each other? Or even if not, what if they are kidnapped or what?"

"Geez, don't be such a paranoid-aru. The note clearly says that their parents would come back once their so-called job would be finished."

"This is why I hate working with idiots."

"Oi~ I heard ya bastard."

"Anyway, you'll come with me at the Shinsengumi headquarters. I need to report this to Kondou-san and to that bastard… I mean Hijikata-san."

"No need to correct Mayora's name in front of me-aru. Call him bastard, or whatever you want… I already know how much you despise that man. Talk about his disgusting Mayo-aru."

"Who cares about your opinion on Hijikata-san's dog crap. Now, come with me and bring that brat along."

"Sure, besides I'm starting to get hungry anyway."

"China, we're going to the Shinsengumi headquarters, not to some kind of a family restaurant, stupid."

"I know bastard. An Anpan or two won't hurt right? Jerk."

"A glutton like you? Maybe you meant, a Anpan Factory or two?"

And so, the Sadist family… I mean, Sadist couple kept on cursing each other, until they had arrived to their destination.

AN: Reviews, PM Kudasai… ^^