CHAPTER 6: IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT DISASTER WHEN THE FUTURE AND THE PAST COLLIDES
"Akari, Aoi, don't cry. Your Papi is a strong person. He'll be fine. First thing we must do is to find a safe place for the both of you, so that I could help your Papi as fast as possible. So stop crying, yes? Be strong and brave for him." She comforted the twins while patting their head. The twins gave a nod while wiping their tears.
"Good. Now let's go-aru?"
"Hai!"
On their way, they saw Gin and Hijikata glaring at each other. (To cut the long story short, they met since the said destination of Mayorin museum and Parfait Café is at the Edo Amusement park. They are glaring at each other because they are in the middle of arguing about sweets and mayonnaise.)
"GIN-CHAN!MAYORA!"Kagura shouted waving her arms to catch their attention.
"Kagura/China musume?"
"Good timing-aru. Take care of these kids, I still need to lend sadist a hand. Protect them okay? If something bad happens to them you are both DEAD." She threatened, emphasizing the 'dead' part.
"Oi, Oi what's wrong Kagura?"
"Huh? Everyone else is in ruckus running for their lives because of an explosion-aru. Didn't ya know? And besides why are you together here? A date-aru? Oh wait I don't care, sadist is in trouble, I gotta go." She sprinted away, not waiting for Gin reply anymore.
"Oi wait-"
"Mami be careful."
"Help Papi."
'Be safe sadist. I won't forgive you if you dare die. I hate to admit it but, even though I always curse you to die, now that you are in that kind of situation I can't help myself but pray for me not to lose you. Don't die on me you bastard!'Kagura shouted in her mind as she runs. Tears slowly fall from her eyes, while thinking what might happen to Sougo.
"No sadist like him won't die easily!" As she was busy convincing herself, she didn't noticed that there's an amanto blocking her way and bumped into him.
"Arere..Kagura-chan was it? Long time no see. "
"Who are ya?!" Kagura asked glaring at him.
"Oopss.. Sorry, how rude of me. Of course you wouldn't know. I'm from the future after all."
"Hah?"
"Well you see… the future you had some personal issues with our clan, and that's why I'm here for a little payback."
Kagura spitted some saliva on the ground and looked at him with a disgusted expression.
"Anosa… If you have a deal you need to settle with the future me, face her. Count me out! I'm actually pretty busy ya know? And besides, HOW THE HELL DID YA MANAGED TO TRAVEL TIME YA STUPID BOAR?!"
"What you had said was true but, I'm not here for neither the two of you… and just to brag since you had asked… HORA! LOOK!" he pointed to a vending machine. "that's VENDO TIME TRAVELING MACHINE MARK 3 VERSION 16.5, which we had used to travel here in the past or rather the present." He bragged loudly wearing a proud face, and arms crossed on his chest.
"UWAAAHHH! SUGOI! Te… LIKE I CARE! Time machine my ass! Only Gin-chan would be interested in that crap!"
*Gin Sneezes*
"Caught a cold?" Hijikata asked with blood oozing from his head.
"Huh? No… but then again I'd rather catch a cold than catch those shurikens and kunais being thrown by those brats just like you. Geez, Oogushi-kun, these brats really detest you."
"TEME! And the hell with Oogushi-kun?! That name-joke crap was already over years ago!
Back to Kagura and the amanto…
"So you are not her for neither me nor the future me… then… don't tell me…"
"BINGO! You've guessed it right missy…. Now where are your lovely brats."
"Heh!As if I'll tell ya!"Kagura had her fighting stance, ready to beat the hell out of him when a hand suddenly laid on her shoulder, gripping it lightly.
"Let me handle him China. He's mine." The cold tone said.
Kagura looked behind her, and to her shock, the girl in red clad had her jaw dropped down and eyes popped out, after seeing who it was.
'Damn that China! What's taking her so long? Don't tell me she had ditched me out? Nah… she wouldn't do that… Maybe… WAIT! What if… what if something bad had happened to those brats? Fuck! If only I could escape from here.'
Sougo was busy with his thoughts when a voice suddenly caught his attention.
"Fufufu… never. As in never in my wildest and craziest dreams that I had thought I would witness the mighty Jerkaiser-sama in this pitiful state… fufufu… so uncool."
Obviously, Sougo was deeply irritated with it. He gave her a sharp look, seeing an amanto with snakes as her hair.
"Pardon me bitch, but do I know you?"
"Excuse my rudeness Jerkaiser-sama, but as a matter of fact, you do know me, to be precise, it's the future you, that is. And to note, I'm pretty close to your wife, in a bad way that is. Fufufufu."
Sougo was surprised on what he had heard, but he had kinda expected this kind of setting, from the beginning. So, he kept his composure and tried squeezing some information from the "bitch" amanto.
"So… who are you bitch and what are you doing here on our own time?"
"I am Hebiko, from the Hebihime planet. I am here for a little payback from you, the sadistic couple and your brats. I had joined forces with Butarou-kun, the prince of Butaji planet since he had the same grudge towards the two of you as well."
"Don't you dare, lay a hand on my kids and Kagura. I will seriously kill you."
"Aww, stop your whining sadistic jerk. And don't you worry, I bet Butarou-kun had already took care of that business, so, there's no need for my hand to be soiled. Fufufufu."
"You… bitch…" Sougo gritted his teeth and clenched his fist, currently cursing his own self for being so useless and pathetic at the moment.
"BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SADIST LOOKS SO UNCOOLARU! SOMEONE LEND ME A CAMERA! HE LOOKS SO PRICELESS! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hearing that insult from a familiar voice, Sougo just can't help himself but felt relieved, but then again, that doesn't mean he wouldn't retort back, right? So he turned his head to the direction where the voice was coming from, "Oh, so you are still alive. What took you so long Chi-" his sentence was cut short when he saw who the owner of that mocking voice was"Chi-China?"
OMAKE:
WHO IS THE REAL ROMEO?
JULIET /KAGURA/: Romeo is that you-aru?
ROMEO 1 /MADAO/: Huh? *currently searching for a coin under the vending machine*
JULIET: *kicks his ass* Romeo isn't poor-aru.
ROMEO 2 /KONDOU/: JULIET! *eating bananas and kissing Otae's picture*
JULIET: Romeo is not a gorilla… and… SHE'S NOT JULIET-ARU!
ROMEO 3 /HIJIKATA/: *scratches head* *sigh* Why the hell do I need to participate in this crap? *coughs* Juliet… Come and join me, let's reign Mayo Kingdom together.
JULIET: SHUDDAPP! MayoraOuji, you've got the wrong kingdaom-aru!
ROMEO 4 /KAMUI/:Imouto3 3 3
JULIET: STAY AWAY BAKAMUI!
ROMEO 5 /ZURA/: ROMEO JA NAI! KATSURA DA!
JULIET: *kick-punch-kick*
ROMEO 6 /GIN/: Juliet, have you seen my JUMP?
JULIET: LIKE I CARE! If you are not Romeo, then go away-aru!
ROMEO 7 /SHINPACHI/: Juliet, here I am. *arranges his glasses*
JULIET: NO! I won't marry a pair of glasses, uh-huh!
ROMEO 8 /SAKAMOTO/: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! JULIET I HAVE ARRIVED! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JULIET: *kicks him back to space*
ROMEO 9 /TAKASUGI/: Juliet… *smokes in his kiseru* let's destroy this world right now. *grins*
JULI—KAMUI: *drags him back to the ship* ^_^
ROMEO 10 /PRINCE HATA/: LOVE AND PEACE 3 My princess, the real prince had arrived.
JULIET: SHUDDAPP! BAKA OUJI! *snaps his charm point*
ROMEO 11 /ZENZOU/: PIZZA DELIVERY! *stomach grumbles* Ughh… *runs to the comfort room*
JULIET: Why the hell did ya come here-aru.
ROMEO 12 /YAMAZAKI/: AnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpanAnpan
JULIET: *sparking Anpan at him*
WHERE IS THAT FUCKIN' ROMEO-ARU?!
ROMEO 13 /SADAHARU/: Arf!
JULIET: *looks at him; snuggles* Oh my Romeo, my dear Romeo. Where have you been-aru?
*Bazooka firing*
ROMEO 14 /SOUGO/: Oh bitchy Juliet, here I am finally.
JULIET: Fuck ya Sadist! Go away! You're the sadist Jerkaiser who rules the sadist planet and not my Romeo-aru! Shoo… Shoo…
ROMEO 14: *pulls her and makes her drink a sleeping potion* Shut up crazy bitch.
NARRATOR: And so the Jerkaiser-sama, and not Romeo is Juliet's prince… amd they have lived at the sadist planet, despicably, and chaotically ever after ~ -_^
/A.N.-Eto…. Konnichiwa? *waves hand awkwardly* Eto… I just want… to… say…SUMIMASEN DESHITA! –Grovelswhilecryingloudly- Anosa…. *sniffs* It has been a long time since the last time I updated, yes? Actually, I was really scared on updating this since I know for a fact that this chapter is really boooooooooring~ *bows*. Well, honestly speaking, the real reason of me updating late was because my original draft got lost /MOM PROBABLY THREW IT OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEANING/ so it took me a long time rewriting the draft. And yeah I did mention on the previous chapter that this was supposed to be the finale, right? But I guess I was wrong….. BUTBUTBUT I promise the next one is really the last… though I think it won't really be that interesting… I might have second thoughts about writing it…
ORZ|| *GETS A DAGGER AND IS PREPARING TO ACT HARAKIRI*
Oh before I forgot… that's gonna be the title of the last chapter…
CHAPTER:7 DRAMATIC PARTING WAYS IS SO CLICHÉD; LET'S MAKE IT FUN AND SADISTIC