Disclaimer I do Not own Kim Possible, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Teen Titans, My Life as a teenage Robot, Power Puff Girls.
"Great so the worst possible scenario has happened" said General Ace.
"Nope it gets worse, they recruited Him" said Dr. Director.
"So we have lost two Hero Squads and they have Him well that's just great" said Prof Wakamen.
"Well this may be the perfect time to recruit key members" said Agent Du.
"Are you referring to the damaged goods?" asked General Ace.
"Yes I am" said Agent Du.
"Which damaged goods are we looking at?" asked Dr. Director.
"The level 7 goods" said Agent Du.
"Oh fuck no, are we seriously talking about recruiting hero's so damaged they are practically villeins?" asked Prof Wakemen.
"In times such as these we my have to recruit Dark Hero's" said General Ace.
"Oh before I forget how did Drakken kill Doug he was invincible!" said Dr. Director.
"Oh that it seams he was only invincible while in one form, Drakken got him as he changed shape" said General Ace.
"Ok so about the dark hero's I'm fine with it so long as we don't recruit anyone with a fetish like the guy with a bat" said Dr. Director.
"Oh god no that would be mortifying" said Agent Du.
"So we have over 300 level sevens, who do you want?" asked General Ace.
Deron's Bar.
A man with a white suit walked into the bar. He looked around giving each patron a look that made them feel guilty. No one dared bother him. He continued look until he found his target. Sitting at the bar was a young women of 20 with a amber pixie cut and a green thong. He sat down next to her. The young women barely looked him before ordering more beer for herself and ginger ale for him.
"Mmh thank you Alex, only on earth do we get to taste and I so enjoy a carbonated beverage" said the man.
"Glad you like it, so what do I have owe for this visit?" asked Alex.
"As you know Alex the great one was not happy to lose such a light to the darkness but you have saved so many unseen potentials" said the man.
"Yeah so what else is new in candy land" said Alex.
"I regret to inform you but I've been authorized to banish you back to hell unless you agree to join Hero Squad" said the man.
"Banish me! ha as if, I have a nice collection of angel wings, Gliz I like you but if I have to kill you to protect my self I will" said Alex.
"I like you to Alex but I will do what I must if forced which I would deeply regret, The masters of hero squad have talked to the great one thus sealing the deal, they want Kim Possible" said Gliz.
"To bad, don't they know Kim Possible is 6 feet under" said Alex.
"I've been granted the usage of meč duše pretrgali" said Gliz.
Alex eyes went wide in fear.
"They gave you the soul severing sword!" said Alex.
"Yes as you know it will banish you from the earth and all free worlds for eighty billion years" said Gliz.
"Damn I thought when I became a demon I could stop being a hero" said Alex.
"You never did my friend" said Gliz.
The home of Zori Sol.
A red icee slowly melting on the desk was picked by a large pale orange hand which brought it up to a large pudgy face. Zori Sol was enjoying her favorite past time. Hacking secure government websites.
Ding!
Zori checked her email to find a new message. She scanned it for viruses then when she found none she opened it.
From: Unknown.
Subject: fair game.
Try this!- government indiscretion.
Zori snorted laughing at the stupidity of the sender. There was no way she was going to click on a clear fake site. She hit the delete button but the computer refused to respond. Even her mouse refused to work, in fact her mouse clicked on the link bring up a smiling little runt. His black eyes following her every movement.
"Hello Zori Sol aka Komi Fulcle aka Starfire, my name is Gizmo, I am a government hacker, please don't try to run we have your home completely surrounded with enough Solar drain weaponry to take down a Gorthax" said Gizmo.
"Oh fuck!" gasped Zori.
"Good I have your attention, now listen up, your an illegal off world alien which means 10 years in area 15 then another 20 on your home planet, but due to your actions of fraud,hacking, and theft that's another 60 years but instead of going to prison we want to offer you a job" said Gizmo.
"What kind of job?" asked Zori.
"We want you to be a member of Hero Squad, your an alien powerhouse, a hacker, and to the surprise of many a language expert, it also helps the approval rating that your fat, it means we don't hire just hot, young and skinny girls" said Gizmo.
"So my only options are 200 years in prison or be a hero?" asked Zori.
"Yes" said Gizmo.
"Prison" said Zori.
"What!?" spewed Gizmo.
"Take me to prison, I don't want to be a hero" said Zori.
"Did I forget to mention that we would be sending you to Golon prison?" asked Gizmo.
"Which one?" asked Zori.
"There's more then one!?, let me check...ah here we go, it's the one located on planet Yavah" said Gizmo.
Before Zori fainted she yelled hero. Gizmo sent the men into grab her.
Some Starbucks.
"Would you like whip cream with that?" asked Bethany Wastubi in a monotone voice.
"Yes you emo freak" said the man.
"Sir I dress in the fashion of goth, emo is something different" said Bethany.
"Yeah whatever" said the man.
"Next" said Bethany.
"Hello, how are you Ms. Wastubi?" asked a new Costumer.
"I'm fine and how are you?" asked Bethany.
"Oh just confused as to why a women with so much physical power and magic would lower herself to work at a coffee chain." said the costumer.
"What are you talking about?" asked Bethany.
"Oh don't act shy Bubbles, the former powerpuff girl who survived while her sister did not, the girl who knows both white and black magic" said the costumer.
"What do you want!" hissed Bethany.
"For you to join hero squad!" said the costumer.
"I can't" said Bethany.
"Don't worry we know of your servant status to Trigon, we can end that" said the costumer.
"For real?" asked Bethany.
"Yes my dear we can" said the costumer.
"I'll do it" said Bethany.
Amity Park, The Nasty Burger.
"Ghost check! Ghost check!" yelled Maddie.
"Again!" moaned Paulina.
"Yes because we don't want a ghost body hijacking like that Phantom punk did to the mayor!" said Jack.
"Stupid ghost freaks thinking they can do what ever they want" said Dash.
"Shit, hey Phantom you need to leave!" whispered Frank Locust.
"I know, I'm trying but I'm stuck in your body" said Danny.
"Fuck" said Frank.
A man leaned over and whispered in Franks ear.
"Sorry my friend I block exiting powers but please trust me on this" said the man.
"Shit here they come!" whispered Frank.
Jack scanned the unknown man getting a negative then he scanned Frank also getting a negative. Both Danny and Frank started breathing again. The Jack scanned Jazz which set the alarm off.
"I knew it your a ghost!" ranted Jack.
"I'm not a fucking ghost you bastard!" screamed Jazz.
"How dare you speak to me in such a manner young lady!" roared Jack.
"Then fix your ghost shit dad!, Because I'm tired of being attacked by it!" yelled Jazz.
Everyone in the crowd rolled their eyes as this father daughter screaming match was common place. Ghost hunting equipment seamed to hate Jazz even when no ghost was near her, in fact no ghost even went within 10 feet of her, not even the only good ghost Inviso Betty who was a hero would go near her. It was mainly due to all the various crap that was splashed on Jazz making her toxic to ghost life.
"Ok who the fuck are you and how do you know about my roommate?" asked Frank.
"Hero squad wants Danny Phantom to join" said the man.
"Why?" asked Frank.
"No idea but they are prepared to offer him diplomatic immunity and free all ghost prisoners locked in Fenton Base 7 and V Dun" said the man.
"Haven't you heard Danny Phantom is evil" said Frank.
"We heard, to bad he's the ghost king who came to earth and obeyed the laws so far" said the man.
"He wants to know how you plan to prove your word" said Frank.
The man smirked then stood up.
"May we help you?" asked Maddie.
"Jack and Maddie Fenton as well as Valire Sun all three of you are under arrest for the assault and unlawful imprisonment of 33 counted ecto pladmic visitors" said the man.
"On whose orders?" asked Jack.
"On the orders of Hero squad Superhuman ISAC department which by the way stands for Illegal Space Alien Control" said the man.
"These are Ghost and they are dangerous" said Maddie.
"Yes we know, in your custody you have Skulker a level 5 ghost, Lunch Lady a level 3 ghost and Wulf a level 10 ghost none of them were read their rights and the Ghost Lord Ember demands their return or we face all out war with her, which the government is keen to avoid seeing as you've assaulted and possibly killed the Ghost King" said the man.
"What about me?" asked Jazz.
"You my dear will be taken to a government lab where they will attempt to cure you of the ecto radiation then place you in a foster home with your records wiped" said the man.
Nobity High
Jenny Novics was sitting in math class writing her work down as her idiot teacher droned on and on about integers or whatever. Jenny was so focused on her work until a piece of paper slid onto her desk. Jenny looked up to see half the girls staring at her. Jenny opened the note.
Hey Jenny.
I like you and was wondering if you like me. Circle yes or no. Matt Losive.
Jenny grabbed a pen and wrote something. As she tried to pass it along the teacher snatched it.
"Passing notes in class not smart, do you mind if I read it to the class?" said the teacher.
"Sure go ahead" said Jenny.
"Hey Jenny I Matt Losive like you, will you be my girlfriend. Sad you can do better, now lets see her response...ha ha ha!. This is amazing it says "Who are you?" now that's a good one" laughed the teacher.
"No seriously who is Matt Losive?" asked Jenny.
"Oh you jest Ms. Novics" laughed the teacher.
"Like he's only like the hottest rich guy in like this school like duh" said a girl with to much make up.
"He's the MVP of the basketball team" said a Jock.
"I'm right here!" said the person of question.
"Would Jenny Novics please report to the in school counselor Larry Gerv" said a voice over the loud speaker.
"Ooh Gerv the Perv wants you!" laughed a girl.
"20 on her returning with out her virginity or panties"laughed a Jock.
"30, she only gives Gerv a blow" said a cheerleader.
"15 says he fucks up her life" said the teacher.
Jenny walked out of class rolling her eyes. Gerv would not lay a hand on her as she would vaporize him first. She then thought of dismembering him as in her opinion it was quite and not as smelly. Jenny was wondering what the purpose of High school was, as Elementary and Middle school taught them enough because here they just become hormonal sex crazed barbarians and that was just the nerds. Jenny knocked on the door then entered.
"Hello Mr. Gerv" said Jenny.
"Hello XJ-9 or do you prefer Jenny?" asked Gerv.
Jenny's eyes went wide when she heard her real name. As she backed up to the door Gerv pulled out a level 7 circuit burster blaster.
"Sit" said Gerv.
Jenny sat.
"Go ahead ask any question" said Gerv.
Jenny sat there trying to speak but no words would form due to surprise.
"My real name is Dr. Theodor Losky, I work for Hero Squad's Undercover unit, I work at High schools looking for young Supers to join us" said Gerv.
"How does this involve me?" asked Jenny.
"Hero squad public is dead and we want you" said Gerv.
"If I say no?" asked Jenny.
"We turn you over to Queen Vexus as the United States does not house terrorists" said Gerv.
"Terrorist?" asked Jenny.
"You destroyed public buildings and stole the golden chips leaving your people defenseless, so you have a choice, Hero squad or Queen Vexus" said Gerv.
McDolly's salad barn.
Aron was taking out the trash when two men in suits walked up to him. Nothing was said for the first few minutes until the well dressed men showed their badges. Aron held up one finger then tossed the rest of the trash.
"How can I help you?" asked Aron.
" we know that you are a DNA construct created by the Omnimatrix by fusing Ben Tennyson his cousin Gwen and Kevin Levin" said the first man.
"Oh come on I kept a low profile!" sighed Aron.
"You were seen getting hit by a bus head on and walking away with out a scratch how is that low profile?" asked the second man.
"I thought it would destroy me" said Aron.
"Dam suicidal super freaks" mumbled the second man.
"We have a way that will force one person out of the Omnimatrix effectively killing you" said the first man.
"What do I need to do?" asked Aron.
"Sign this form and since you are the current visage of the three in question it is legal" said the first man.
Aron took the contract and signed his name. The first man smiled the shook Aron's hand.
"Have a nice end" said the second man.