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Alex was laying in bed when she heard a knock on her door. She would have ignored it if the knocker gave up but that was not the case. Alex got out of bed and pulled the door open only to be hit in the head by Jenny who was still knocking.
"Oops, sorry" said Jenny.
"What the fuck do you want?" asked Alex rubbing her head.
"Gwen is out tonight so we wanted to have a girls night, I believe we are going clubbing" said Jenny.
"So is Danny taking over Ms. Koo and turning into Dani?" asked Alex.
The first time Danny had taken over Ms. Koo he then reemerged as a shorter female version who wanted to be called Dani. So far the male Danny was the polite neat one.
"Yes but the others want to know if you are going" said Jenny.
"No" said Alex.
"Oh!" said Jenny.
"What?" demanded Alex.
"We just thought clubbing would be your thing" said Jenny.
"And why would you think that?" asked Alex.
"Because your a slut" said Jenny.
"I'm a slut?" snarled Alex.
"Well yes, judging based off what you wear and the fact you sleep around a lot, in fact today you have slept with 9 people" said Jenny.
"11" said Alex.
"Excuse me?" said Jenny.
"11 people" said Alex.
Alex stepped out of the way to revel her bed which contained a sleeping man and women. Jenny could now see that Alex was in fact naked. Jenny in fact gave Alex's body a sheepish look, some thoughts even ran through her head.
"I didn't know you were gay" said Alex.
"Neither did I...I'll tell the others your not coming" said Jenny.
"No I'll come, I'll be out in a few minutes" said Alex.
Jenny walked down the hall and into the main hall where the girls were waiting. Bethany wore a black sleeveless dress. Dani/Ms. Koo wore leather pants, with a leather shirt that cut diagonally showing off her midriff. Zori was wearing an orange mini dress that flattered her figure. Gwen wore a backless white party dress.
"So is she coming or what?" asked Bethany.
"She is, she will be down soon and today's score is 11" said Jenny.
"Two more wow that makes 172 since we joined Hero Squad." said Gwen.
"Why does she sleep around so much?" asked
"Well she's a demon, so she might be a succubus" said Bethany.
"You know it's odd we don't know anything about her, for example the basic's fave food, color, animal, let alone how she died or what she did to deserve hell" said Zori.
"I was burned at the stake, accused of being a witch" said Alex.
The girls turned around to Find Alex standing in the doorway. The girls couldn't help but notice what she was wearing. Alex was wearing a black mini dress and knee length leather boots. It took the girls a few minutes to process how good she looked, another to realize what she said.
"Your 322 years old!" gasped Dani.
"340, I was 18 when I was burned at the stake in Salem Massachusetts in fact I was the first witch caught on February 3rd 1692" Said Alex.
"You died painfully" stated Jenny.
"Yup" said Alex.
"So being a witch automatically sends you to hell?" asked Bethany.
"I wasn't a witch" said Alex.
"So then why did you end up in hell?" asked Dani.
"Because I murdered my brother for getting all the love duh!" said Alex.
"You suck at jokes" said Gwen.
"Let's go already, I want to dance until my feet bleed" said Jenny.
The girls started laughing at her joke. Together the group left Hero Squad Central and got into Alex's convertible which conveniently was simply an extension of her powers so ti could hold as many people as she want it to but still look hot.
45 minutes later.
Alex was sitting at the bar drinking while the others danced. Bethany was being chatted up by a women that Alex knew to be a teacher with a wild side. Gwen was dancing with a dark haired man that looked a bit like Kevin. Dani was dancing with the crowd. Jenny was flirting with a bartender and Zori never made it into the club as the bouncer had a thing for large women. Alex's thoughts were going back to her former life when someone spoke to her.
"I'm sorry?" asked Alex.
"I was just asking if I could buy you another drink" said the man.
"Ah that would be nice but if you order me a girly drink, I'll hurt you" said Alex.
"Bartender two Bourbons" laughed the man.
"Big spender I see" laughed Alex.
"Oh hardie har har" said the man.
"So what's your name big spender?" asked Alex.
"My name is Henry Jolun, now why don't you tell me yours " said the man.
"Alex Livender" said Alex.
"So why does a pretty little angel like you sit alone?" asked Henry.
"Oh I'm no Angel!" laughed Alex.
"Who is that broke your heart?" asked Henry.
"What are you talking about, no one broke my heart" said Alex.
Oh but they must have for you to be so angry that you use sex as a coping mechanism" said Henry.
"You don't know me, so don't you dare talk to me that way" snarled Alex.
"Oh! I don't know you, I know enough, first thing you did when you got here was flirt with as many men and women as you could before you got to the bar where you have been openly drinking, you made it abundantly clear that you were no undergarments letting many patrons here know your ready anytime, also you've been eying that timid little man who came only because his girlfriend made him, the way you look at him isn't lust but resentment, longing and self hate" said Henry.
"Is that all you got?" asked Alex enjoying Henry's bravado.
"No your tattoo is meant to be sexually suggestive, your short blue hair is meant to be a change to your image suggesting that your hair was long and straight meaning you were a goody two shoes with repressed sexual desires" said Henry.
"All right what you said" said Alex.
"But?" asked Henry.
"But my so called broken heart is from the death of my best friend turned boyfriend who died because of some random Super villein threat" said Alex.
"Love is always hardest to lose" said Henry.
"So what now, you want to go have sex?" asked Alex.
"No I want to dance with you until closing time" said Henry.
"Some man you turned out to be" said Alex.
"I don't have to get in your pants to be a man" said Henry.
The couple got up to leave for the dance floor. Unknown to them Bethany heard everything. Unknown to her a man with a gaze that made you feel guilty was listening as only he was smiling.