Disclaimer I do not Own Kim possible, My life as a teenage robot, Ben 10, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, or Powerpuff girls.
"Hero squad please report to mission control, Hero squad please report to mission control, thank you" said an automated voice.
Alex was already sitting at the table with General Ace when Bethany stumbled in hangover. Gwen and Danny walked in together just fine as neither were drunk as they didn't drink to much. Jenny came in on auto walk as se apparently decided to sleep while Zori fell in through the roof as she was not a good ninja.
"Hey Beth were did you go out drinking?" asked Gwen.
"A collage frat house...or 3" said Bethany.
"Enough" said Alex.
"Ok today your going to Tokyo to investigate some murdered prostitute's" said General Ace.
"Since when do we do that?" asked Zori.
"Since each women had an organ removed and sent to the police" said General Ace.
"That's so cool!" laughed Bethany.
"Excuse me!" said General Ace.
"We're dealing with Jack the Ripper, he was never caught and one day he simply vanished" said Bethany.
"Alex is it possible a demon is doing this?" asked General Ace.
"No demons can't kill directly and Jack the Ripper is not a demon" said Alex.
"How do you know?" asked Gwen.
"Because an Angel named Greta and I were sent to search since he never showed up in hell or at the gate after we gave up a demon named Hansel looked until 5 years later he was destroyed by a 55 year old priest on May 5: said Alex.
"May the 5th month? what's up with the number 5?" asked Gwen.
"Numbers have powers" said Alex.
"Ok so good news, Your going to Tokyo bad news, your going in blind" said General Ace.
19 hours later.
As soon as Hero Squad stepped of the plane they were immediately surrounded by news hounds. Alex was smacked several times in the head by microphones until she gave the order to fly. Jenny escaped by using her rockets, Zori grabbed Frank then flew away. Alex sprouted wings then used the light of Gwen's transformation to flee. Bethany simply turned invisible.
"Ok what the fuck was that?!" cried Gwen.
"All this reporters, gives me the creeps" said Alex shuddering.
"Are there a lot of them in hell?" asked Frank.
"No it wouldn't go so well with the politicians" said Alex.
"Hey guys the Tokyo police just call they have another body" said Jenny.
"No wonder the good die young, the work to much" said Alex.
20 minutes later.
The first problem the team ran into was the language barrier which was soon not a problem as Danny being the only one simply took over someone else. The second was the idea of talking to a demon so Bethany took over while Alex checked the body over. The final problem was for Gwen, Zori and Jenny as they were surrounded by syfy freaks.
"So this body has the same M.O. as the others?" asked Bethany.
"Yes but this one has note from the killer" said the detective.
"May I see it?" asked Bethany.
The detective handed Bethany the note.
"The next Kill of mine shell be impossible to find, hair blood red, skin pale white, the chapel of night shell be the final end. Hair of gold, eye's of blue, fate pulled him away, but called to you in blazing fury old hero.
"This doesn't seam like a letter to the police" said Bethany.
"I know and to make matters worse we have no idea what hero he is calling out" said the detective.
"He's not calling to a living hero but a dead one" said Alex
"What good will that do to kill a dead hero" said the detective.
"No idea, guys I tired I'll see you back at the hotel" said Alex.
Alex grew wings to fly away. She never noticed Bethany give a nod to Jenny. Jenny fired a tracker onto Alex while the others got into a car. They all looked at the note.
"Ok so what about this letter other then fire set her off" asked Danny.
"Fire was never used!" said Gwen.
"In a way it does, but called to you in blazing fury" said Danny.
"Hey why did the killer underline K in kill and the entire word impossible?" pondered Jenny aloud.
"Where's the chapel of night and what is it?" asked Zori.
"That's not important as Alex is leading us there" said Bethany.
"Guys I know who the dead hero is it all makes sense now" said Jenny.
"Ok who?" asked Zori.
"The killer provided us with many clues while Alex provided the last one!" said Jenny.
"SO tell us already and leave the suspense for another day!" said Gwen.
"Blood red hair, pale white skin, the letter K, the word impossible, and a dead hero this refers to Kim Possible" said Jenny.
"No way! are you sure?" asked Danny.
"It is only backed up by the words gold hair, blue eyes and he, Kim Possible's partner Ron Stoppable" said Jenny.
"So we find the killer and Kim Possible at the chapel of night?" asked Zori,
"No Kim Possible is leading us there" said Jenny.
"No!, No that's not fucking possible Alex the demon can be Kim Possible the hero" said Zori.
"It makes sense , the night we went to that Bar with Alex, I heard her talking to some guy and she told him the man she loved was killed by a random villain" said Bethany.
"Jenny can you pull up Kim Possible's last mission?" asked Gwen,
"No I cannot as it was not recorded" said Jenny.
"What! that's not right they were always recorded, when did it stop?" asked Bethany.
"It stops when she reaches a lair at 1805" said Jenny.
"Guys she's no longer moving" said Danny checking the monitor.
The team got out of the car as it was to big to fit in the ally. They were getting ready for a fight when the sight ahead left them speechless. It was the Chapel og Night. It was made of ebony and it drank away the light like a black hole. The doors were open so the enter seeing only Alex.
"You put a tracer on me?" asked Alex.
"Yes" said Jenny.
"Cool because I'm going to need all the help I can get as my lies are about to come back" said Alex.
"Are you really Kim Possible?" asked Zori.
"Yes" said Kim.
"How did you die?" asked Danny.
"Dude I already told you I was burned at the stake" said Alex just a bit annoyed.
"How did you end in 1692?" asked Gwen.
"Dementor didn't know what the hell he was doing and due to a glitch we all got a one way trip through time and space" said Alex.
"How did Ron die?" asked Bethany.
"I don't know he went through a different time rift, I know he's out there I don't know where or when but I will find him one day" said Alex.
"How did you end up in hell?" asked Jenny.
"When I met the angels I asked where Ron was they told me he was important and that I have to be judged for my sins" said Alex.
"What sins?" asked Zori.
"Lets see greed, lust, envy, pride, not being devout enough, violence, stuff like that they weren't even going to take in the fact that I saved people every day or that I was still a virgin, but no they don't actually care one way or the other they want you to be devout to the point of insanity" said Alex.
"So they sent you to hell?" asked Danny.
"No I told them if what I did never mattered then why should I be judged, I sent my self to hell thus being able to leave and search for Ron while also hunting rouge demons" said Alex.
"So what is the chapel of night" asked Danny.
"Just an extension of my power where I keep Jack the Rippers soul" said Alex.
"So you did find him!" said Gwen.
"I made a deal with his next victim giving her the power to kill him since demons can't kill directly" said Alex.
"What about the demon Hanzel?" asked Bethany.
"A rouge who needed to be put down, indirectly of course" said Alex.
"Or so you thought!" said a sinister voice,
Emerging from the shadows was a round scaly figure. In his hand was a strange curved blood red dagger.
"Why does that dagger give me the creeps more then the demon does?" asked Gwen.
"Oh you know, that's how I kept Jacks soul here by placing it inside a dagger" said Alex.
"Oh Kimmie, wait till I tell our masters what a traitorous skank you've been" laughed Hanzel.
"Oh well then it's to bad that they sent me to destroy you for your assaults on the laws of nature, and Jack there had to go because of what he was doing to the 6" said Alex.
"6 what?" asked Jenny.
"Water, fire, earth, air, light and darkness, the last two are better known as life and death" said Bethany.
"So how did you survive?" asked Alex.
"When the priest destroyed me a small piece of my essence remained, it was stuck to a homeless mans piece of bread which after he consumed I slowly recreated myself, which led to me finding the dagger of the Ripper!" laughed Hanzel.
"Looks like I'll have to kill you myself" said Alex.
"Oh please, your to afraid to use your real power, but me, well lets just say, Mah ha ha!" laughed Hanzel.
Hanzel went from being fat an scaly to skinny and dressed like a mayflower settler. He was instantly in front of Alex where he punched her though a wall. Before Alex could stand he used super speed to stomp her into the ground. He then crushed her with some rubble.
:You know if one weaponized soul can make this strong then how about 5 more" said Hanzel looking at Alex team.
"I'm a robot" said Jenny.
"I'm a ghost" said Danny.
"My people evolved from cats" said Zori.
"I was created in a lab" said Bethany.
"This device instantly changes form to another transformation when the current one is to injured so you can't kill me" said Gwen.
"Your from Cluster Prime so Jenny or XJ-9 your worth 900 souls" said Hanzel.
"Oh!" said Jenny.
"Changling I don't have to kill you to take your soul, besides that device contains billions of weaponized souls" said Hanzel.
"Fuck!" said Gwen.
"Cat's have nine souls, ghosts are living souls and since you Bubbles have no soul I could simply take your body without a fight" said Hanzel.
"So this is how it ends, defeated by a low level demon" said Zori.
Hanzel took one step towards them when the rubble he was standing on exploded. Alex emerged looking vastly different, scary different, Alex's pale green wings were at the ready, her hair were snakes, she had purple claws, she wore skin tight black armor that glowed white.
"Oh fuck! Alex is a demon warlord" said Betahny.
"What's that?" asked Zori.
"A demon warlord is the same as an Arch Angel very powerful and feared" said Bethany.
Alex and Hanzel raced towards each other claw meeting dagger. The very ground shook rumbling from the battle of power being fought. Alex sliced Hanzels throat spilling only dust. Hanzel cut Alex in the legs multiple times but she did not falter that was until He stabbed her in the chest with the Ripper. Then to their disbelief the Ripper melted into Alex then reformed as a white sword.
"Nooo! that's not sussposed to happen, Jack the Ripper is mine!" roared Hanzel.
"What are you going to do about it!" sneered Alex.
Hanxel changed tis time into his rank form. His body grew massive, hairy, and muscular. Horns grew from his head until he was a true minotaur. He charged at Alex swinging his fists down at her crushing the ground as she moved out the way. He kept charging at her until he got lucky impaling her to the wall with his horns. He started smashing his fist into her body trying to reduce her to a bloody pulp. When he brought his fist back for another punch he found it frozen. He looked up to find a white Dragon with green spikes. The dragon was also no longer impaled. Hanzel didn't have to time to react as he was frozen by the icy breath then devoured.
"For a minotaur he actually tasted good" said Alex in demon form.
"Um are you going to turn human any time soon?" asked Gwen.
"I like having wings and these little babies are kinda cute" said Alex playing with the snakes on her head.
"Interesting it seams the reason Jack the Ripper couldn't kill you is because it belongs to you" said Bethany.
"Cool now lets go home before any more SYFY freaks show up" said Alex.